🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

[Spaghetti Policy]

Ralph is fat, but Boogie is really fat. Boogie would lift his glorious gunt in the air and smash Ralph’s gunt in one swoop. Boogie would definitely win. Ralph loses at everything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph only “committed” because he knows Boogie will never be cleared to fight. Hell, he wouldn’t be either.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I wonder how Ralph is gonna spin it when Boogie drops him.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

So he'll fight Boogie but won't fight Warski?

 

[TitchBitties]

I want Boogie1488 to roll his eyes in the back of his head like the Undertaker and have a full blown tard spaz while he screams and rips chunks out of Ralph like an obese chimpanzee

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think boogie1488 and Ralph should team up and fight obesity together.

 

[myshkin]

What do you guys think is the best steroid cycle for Boogie? I think he's admitted to taking supplemental testosterone before

 

[Farglemark]

There are a couple of ways this lasts longer than a week. One they both go all the way waiting for the other to drop out so they can claim victory, both waiting and waiting until suddenly they are face to face in the ring and it's a double ko as they both fake a fall after an exchanged punch.

OR the real boxing match happens before the fight, since it's all mind games, neither can find a doc to clear them, so it's going to be who can get the other to submit their failed clearance first. Maybe that's going to be the true fight

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

So he'll fight Boogie but won't fight Warski?

To be fair, warski is in shape and a cokehead. I wouldn't want to fight warski. Boogie, on the other hand, is just a big fat pussy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The first jungyo since 2019 are happening in August. Make it happen guys!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

To be fair, warski is in shape and a cokehead. I wouldn't want to fight warski. Boogie, on the other hand, is just a big fat pussy.

I know a guy who does Muay Thai who I wouldn't want to fight, and he's a drug addled mess. I only ever see him when he's out of his mind, think he's 2-0. Obviously amateur, but still fuck fighting someone who could kick my head clean off my shoulders.

Coke as a drug isn't like Heroin, or meth or any of those types of drugs. It's bad for you, terrible in fact, but it's a drug people tend to binge on rather than requiring a constant supply of it. This means people can live fairly normal, productive lives whilst taking it. If your usage spirals, this façade becomes more difficult to maintain, but for a casual user it's not at all.

Boogie and Ralph are both in terrible shape, they are middle aged or fast approaching it, their bodies are breaking down and they have neglected to exercise for decades. They're the sort of men who can o my intimidate young women, which is exactly what they do...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The fight will never happen because both participants are morbidly obese cowards.

 

[YaBoi]

This fight will never happen. Boogie has been starting several Twitter slap fights lately for attention and Ralph is the latest victim. He'll come up with some excuse to back out

 

[Butwhythough]

I think Boogie is even more of a bitch than Ralph is. Ralph is prideful and arrogant, which are not good qualities, but they at least mean he would be aggressive. Boogie is an uwu sensitive kind of loser.

On a MATI stream Null said that boogie went on the killstream and acted just like the rest of the crew. Null compared him to a chameleon, boogie fit right in so he might not be as sensitive as he puts on.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

On a MATI stream Null said that boogie went on the killstream and acted just like the rest of the crew. Null compared him to a chameleon, boogie fit right in so he might not be as sensitive as he puts on.

Boogie is as sensitive as he puts on, but he'll adapt to try and fit into different crowds. No one really went hard on him on the Killstream either time he was on. During the Betterhelp thing he immediately rolled onto his back for them and gave them everything they wanted.

Boogie is sensitive though. He'll joke constantly about not having sex, not having much money, not being smart and being fat. If you actually laugh at him for not having sex, being broke, being dumb or being fat, he'll sperg out on stream. He rushed to end a stream with Ricky Berwick because Ricky mentioned Boogie's "girlfriend" who he was pretending to have at the time. People laughed at him for being over 400lbs and he freaked out at chat about it. If you call him dumb, he'll act like he's smarter than you. If you tell him he's broke, he'll pretend to have a million dollars in crypto and a house worth $500,000 "just so you know".

He's very sensitive and easy to upset. It's why I don't think he'll really do much with Ralph. Boogie can't take on Ralph in a battle on his Twitter or anything without just HAVING to do the "Oh, guys. I just wanted a friendly boxing match, but then Ralph called me a nigger faggot. I am stunned and appalled that ANY of my fans might have seen that language and I apologise on his behalf." He can't go hard on Ralph on livestream because Ralph can just go harder.

The only way I see this working is if Boogie tries to make this into a "I'm going after a Nazi guys. I might die but... it's worth it, to show that we will not back down to white supremacist terrorists like Ethan Ralph."

Which admittedly... would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Butwhythough]

The only way I see this working is if Boogie tries to make this into a "I'm going after a Nazi guys. I might die but... it's worth it, to show that we will not back down to white supremacist terrorists like Ethan Ralph."

Which admittedly... would be fucking hilarious.

This would be the best timeline.

I think if boogie were to get mad and put his full weight behind his punch, Ralph would go down like a sack of potatoes, hell if the wind is strong enough, that'd knock Ralph down.

ETA: is Boogie allowed to bring a gun lol

 

[Harambe]

boogie is a retarded sociopath
Ralph is a retarded wigger
can I bet against both and still win?

 

[SevenEightNine]

Ralph's performance on today's Tequila Sunrise was pretty embarrassing. He's acting like his victory over Boogie is already certain. Boogie just explained all the physical training he'd undertake in order to be ready. Ralph is pretty sure he's already fine.

I can't wait. Ralph doesn't even lift his hands. When it's a fight HE picked. And the strategy his pal Bibble is recommending "just be aggressive, be-be-aggressive" is going to have Ralph lurched forward on one foot and Boogie tearing his head off with a patient uppercut.

Ralph the sportsman "I want this man to be scarred. To be hurt. If not completely taken care of in that ring. I'm gonna run up and just start unleashing on this guy. His legs are gonna break."

Bibble: I don't know how to box either.

Everyone can tell, Bibble. I will give Ralph an ounce of credit if he actually steps into the ring. It's an achievement. But man, is Boogie ever easier to root for. Let's summarize.

Boogie: I'm fired up! I have a lot of work to do. My doctor is a little worried. So I have some tests to do but I still want to do it. I'm going to work hard and better myself, win or lose!

Ralph: I could break his face today! He's such a fucking pussy! I'm going to END him in that ring! I can move around better than BOOGIE. He doesn't know how to box. I don't either, but better than HIM.

 

[DewsLit]

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[Freeman]

Boogie: I'm fired up! I have a lot of work to do. My doctor is a little worried. So I have some tests to do but I still want to do it. I'm going to work hard and better myself, win or lose!

Boogie will not do any of that, anyone who follows him knows it's all bullshit, especially him saying he'll lose weight for it, the fat fuck .