🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

[Product Placement]

This seems like a much fairer fight than Ralph vs Andy and also seems like it could be a more entertaining one.

 

[GL09]

Ralph used to be the biggest keemstar ball cleaner for years.

You don't get much more of a Nutsack Licker than this.

 

[Wooper]

First word from Ralph:
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Smell that?
Smells like someone trying to bitch out. C'mon Ralph first Corrine now Boogie? Are you that much of a sniveling coward? What happened to being a Ralphamale? Why can't you throw a punch like a man? Do you really need a daddy to help you through life? Well you don't have Ronnie & you don't have Jim anymore. Now you only have Daddy Fuentes & he has never balled up his fist once in life.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Everyone in this thread is fucking retarded. Talking about how they are going to fight and one of them is going to win. Look at it realistically. Neither will win, itll be a double TKO due to simultaneous heart attack after 15 seconds in the ring.

I'm barely interested in this boxing match that will in all likelihood not happen, but I would pay $200 to watch them both die in the ring.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Honestly this is a fight I'd expect Boogie to bounce on first, rather than Ralph. Just too difficult to believe Boogie could commit to a fitness regime.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

Chance of the fight happening = 0%.

Not one of them would even pass a medical test.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nah. Mobility scooter joust

TIP ASSIST!

 

[Luigi]

I think its beneficial for ralph to fight.

I think the best possible outcome would be a game of chicken between the two. Pretend you will fight until the other one pussies out. They would never get the ok from a doctor anyway so there's no risk of ever having to actually fight.

But knowing how much of a bitchmade pussy Ralph is, I can see him running away from it even before having a proper chat about contracts etc, just out of principle obviously.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

If a fight between Boogie and Ralph actually happens, bet the house on Ralph getting the dub. Boogie's hamleg has gangrained so much that he's basically limping. If you have trouble standing straight on your feet, you're pretty much guaranteed to lose any form of combat. Ralph would eat him alive.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Whoever loses gets pegged by Faith.

Whoever wins also gets pegged by Faith.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph just said he would fight Boogie in the ring. He doesn't give a fuck.

What do you think his excuse will be for backing out of this fight? Taking all bets.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph just said he would fight Boogie in the ring. He doesn't give a fuck.

What do you think his excuse will be for backing out of this fight? Taking all bets.

Ah, like he will fight Warski in the octagon.
Yeah, not happening. He will find any excuse to back out if Boogie puts in the bare minim effort.

 

[Fannyscum]

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[TriggerMeElmo]

Ah, like he will fight Warski in the octagon.
Yeah, not happening. He will find any excuse to back out if Boogie puts in the bare minim effort.

Regardless, this Killstream Kallout is fucking great. He has spent an hour just talking shit about Boogie. I am completely in support of this.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph will have the same reaction as the warski fight;

”fuck you bish I ent gonna stap callin’ people faggets just cuz u offer me cash, boooyyyy I make dat in like a day. Mah chat are revolting at the sheer thought of me not calling a whore bish a fagget right to her whore face.”

and then strut around like a peacock because he didn’t get paid to fight anyone and that some how makes him the winner.

 

[Pill Cosby]

All these internet celebrity boxing matches are cring but I’m saying that let’s hope the fight is in Portugal.

 

[FFinfo]

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Didn't Ralph just bitch out of his last "planned" fight? Boogie's in terrible shape but he's still huge compared to Ralph.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

What's all this "cleared to fight" madness I'm hearing?
The fight can be held outside the U.S., so no pesky regulations.

The Rumble In the Jungle Part II, to be held in the Republic of Congo (formally Zaire).

Boogie bomaye!

 

[Armor King]

Again, I'm shocked at all the obstacles these faggots put up to do something as simple as having a retard fight. Whatever happened to "meet me outside a wallmart" do they really think we're going to be analyzing their technique like UFC commentators or something? Ralph, Boogie, Warksi, etc... You're faggots to be mocked for our amusement, you're not entertaining (on purpose) if anything you're cautionary tales on how one should not live their life.

 

[Raiken]

If it would happen i would not want to see it, both of them only in their boxers Will be the greatest horror to happen on air.