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Quick Twitter search with the 🏳️‍⚧️ emoji got me here. Glancing at posts it looks like he’s a solid visual artist.
With all the freaks and turbo incels in art school this guy would've been beating straight girls off with a stick. Just to throw it all away to achieve higher level cooms alone until you can't even do that anymore. Pure madness.:story:
 
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This one literally just looks like Fabio after he got done swimming in the ocean.

Decent effort, but the extremely masculine face makes this image induce subconscious nausea with prolonged exposure.

Man in a dress, straight up.

This guy has the advantage of wide-set eyes, which are a hallmark of a feminine face. Too bad he also has a brow ridge that looks like he regularly uses it to bust open Stegosaurus skulls.

The face could pass for a particularly masculine-looking woman and he wisely covered up the hairline with a hat, but those misshapen mutant "tits" are a dead giveaway.

Congratulations, you now pass as the ugliest girl in school, as long as nobody looks at you from the front.

Why are you posting pictures that are clearly from a frat hazing ritual?

Three inches of concealer later and all you managed to do was look like the chain-smoking harpy at the DVM who everyone thinks should just give up and embrace her true form as a cartoon witch.

Sure bro, I'd love to play some frisbee golf and knock back an IPA, but why did you scalp a RealDoll and glue its hair to your head?

Wow, he looks great! I've never seen facial neurofibromatosis surgery with such a good outcome!

You want to know how I knew you were an EDM artist before you told me? Uh, well, you see...

From the manager of a grocery store to the junkie hag who lives in the grocery store parking lot who you avoid eye contact with.

"Henceforth, your name is no longer Flies Like Eagle. You are now Hangs Like Bat. Oh, you're goth? Well hey, now it has two meanings!"

El Ogro de las Americas + La Goblina = El AGP De San Fransisco

I don't know why you'd try to look a girl when your face is designed to take a kick from an ox without you even noticing.

Dude, I can see the wig coming off your head. At least have the courtesy to apply some glue if you want us to pretend you're a pretty pretty girl.

Are you sure this is a man? I've been to England, and over there this is called a "South London 5".

What is it about the fake tits that look like someone stapled a couple of limes to their rib cages? Surely there must be a better way.

I was wrong. I was wrong this whole time. I do not want a goth gf. Please stay away.

I'm pretty good at Super Smash Bros, but I can just tell that this guy would kick my ass at it.

That leather corset is a great addition if your goal is to look like a man with a leather mommy fetish.

I can actually smell the antidepressant fumes coming off this picture. Or maybe my brain is just misfiring after staring at all these unholy abominations.

I legitimately would never have known this guy was even trying to pass as a woman without the context of being part of this album. It just looks like a fat soyboy. I mean, he is just a fat soyboy, but you know what I mean.

Again, aside from the pedophile dress with matching pedophile bow, zero indication I'm supposed to be looking at a woman here. Absolutely none.

Oh shit, I had no idea Coppercab joined a Flock of Seagulls cover band.

God damn, will pretending to be a woman get me massive Popeye forearms like this? He looks like he could open a jar that's been superglued shut.

Aside from the visible mesh wig liner and the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command chin, this one didn't clean up horribly. It really is amazing what two hours of makeup and four hours of Photoshop can do.
 
Here is a dainty little waif for your perusal.
 

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Here is a dainty little waif for your perusal.
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.
 
I found this thread after Null kept mentioning it on stream. It's nice to finally have a word for the weird troon selfie face that I've been noticing for so long.
 
lol this one doesn't know about the AGP smirk

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