📚 Megathread The AGP smirk / Autogynesmile / Troon selfie thread - With scoring method! Please add to the collection!

[Kiislova]

After reading the the Tranny sideshows thread I, like many other kiwis, noticed that a lot of troons make the exact same face / pose when taking a selfie. The infamous AGP smirk. For Gaydens Glaring seriously at the camera use this other thread instead.

What is the AGP smirk? Well glad you ask. It is in essence a half-smile (smirk) that a troon has on its face when taking a selfie.

Scoring

• Clear smirk / half smile on the face.
• Picture taken from the side
• Picture taken from a raised angle to hide some of the male pattern baldness
• Head-tilt as to show / hide some features they deem good or bad.
• Extra point if the picture contains anything else regarding troon lunacy

A prime example of a perfect score from our beloved Kevin Gibes:

- Smirk on face
- Photo from the side
- Raised angle
- Head tilt
- (Extra point!) "Lesbian" buzz side cut

Lunacy points!
Lunacy poins ( ) may be awarded for any reason and in any number, as long as they are individually justified, so go nuts!
A fine example may be found here but let's stick with kevin too.

- Delusionally thinking he looks 20.

Final score:

Lunacy score:


Submit your entries!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

You know, back in the day we used to call this "The MySpace Angle"

Troons can't even come up with their own unique selfies.

 

[dflatline]

Also known as the pedosmile: https://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713

 

[White Devil]

This is going to be one of the most horrific threads on the board.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Don't forget raising the eyebrows to shrink the forehead.

Dave "Fat Fruity" Ferris, also known as furry artist Strype, can be found here with his weirdo furry/tranny art cult.

 

[White Devil]

Don't forget raising the eyebrows to shrink the forehead.
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Dave "Fat Fruity" Ferris, also known as furry artist Strype, can be found here with his weirdo furry/tranny art cult.

Legitimately thought that was a heavily photoshopped photo of Kevin Gibes.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Legitimately thought that was a heavily photoshopped photo of Kevin Gibes.

In all fairness they're both fat and have the same haircut.

 

[Danny T.]

Every time I start to take the trans rights movement even slightly seriously, I just look at CountraPoints, I look at Kevin Gibes, and I look at Chris Chan, and all of a sudden, I don't take it so seriously anymore.

 

[Kiislova]

Don't forget raising the eyebrows to shrink the forehead.
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Dave "Fat Fruity" Ferris, also known as furry artist Strype, can be found here with his weirdo furry/tranny art cult.

Don't forget to add the star rating!

Also known as the pedosmile: https://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713

Yeah, but it also needs the Pedostache, which AGPs generally don't have. Exceptions exist tho.

This is going to be one of the most horrific threads on the board.

I am doing my part! Are you?
8)

 

[White Devil]

I am doing my part! Are you?
8)

I've honestly been trying to take a break from troons and troon threads to preserve *some* sanity, but this shit is like looking into the abyss and it definitely does stare back.

 

[vulg]

noice

 

[Crabcore]

I have seen too much shit, but the myspace troon angle is definitely the number one weapon that troons love. There are variations of the angle, all in attempt to trick the viewer.

Apologies if the star ratings are a bit off, since everything to me is troon lunacy.

Spoiler: TWO STARS

Spoiler: THREE STARS

Spoiler: FOUR STARS

Spoiler: MINUS FIVE STARS

I've honestly been trying to take a break from troons and troon threads to preserve *some* sanity, but this shit is like looking into the abyss and it definitely does stare back.

When you think it can't get worse, it always fucking does...

 

[Post Reply]

Legitimately thought that was a heavily photoshopped photo of Kevin Gibes.

All troons begin to resemble Kevvie after packing on pounds and losing hair for a few years. He is practically an archetype.

 

[Helvetica]

i have a question - if an AGP actually looks more female than usual, does that make it better or worse? i mean, regardless of your side in The Great Tranny War, you can't deny that some pass better than others.

 

[GrammaNazi]

Should another point be added if it's wearing a collar to hide the adam's apple?

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

God these trannies look ugly. Do they go around to people’s houses and use up all the toilet paper and ask, ‘What can we use instead?’

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I think I'm gonna be sick...

 

[Ketamine Kat]

This should be tagged as nightmare fuel...

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Is this like the final form of soy boy face?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

You forgot to mention another important star in your list of troon selfie requirements: using colourful disco lights/"bisexual lighting" to hide male features/make the selfie resemble seeing someone in a drug haze. Nyk/ContraPoints heavily employed that particular selfie-trick before be became a Youtube millionaire and got FFS: