You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Ah, a work message blip. I wonder what they need.

"Good morning."

Okay whatever, I'll respond with Good Morning too, so I can know why this person I've never heard of before is messaging me.

"How are you today?"

...What do you want? Are you lonely or something?

"I have a favor to ask/I need some help..."

Fucking ask it then, a greeting + request in one message is good enough. Messages are more shit I need to work into my day. Get to the point so I can direct you toward what you need and be done with the exchange.
 
JamesFargo dijo:
Cop simps with Punisher logos/All Lives Matter ball caps. Good job getting preemptively outraged and smug in arguments with strangers that will never happen👍

And why do they all speak in that shitty Long Island accent? thats new yawk baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! home of the pizza bagel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM WALKING HERE. Lol gotta love the big apple right? Alright I’m gonna go watch family guy. SO FRICKIN FUNNY. shut up meg 😂😂🤣💯
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Are you insulting the almighty pizza bagel? Are we gonna have a problem here?
 
People who ask questions with complicated answers and then get angry because they are too dumb to understand answers with more than one syllable.
 
I'm getting really sick of how many articles of clothing online are marketed and labeled as being for adult women, but the measurements on the size guides make them suitable for only adolescent girls, stunted chinks, hamplanets and trannies. Actual women have boobs and therefor need the torso shape of our clothes to have more than a 10cm/4in difference between the bust and the waistline. These size charts will tell real women that our waistline is a size small or medium while our bust is supposedly a size large-XXL or even bigger, which is horse shit. What is the point of making clothing that's supposedly for women if no one size is capable of fitting on a matured feminine form?

Is this a chink thing? Are these clothes designed by and for the hormone-deficient women of Asia who have no boobs at all without implants? Why are they being sold on western platforms and stores, marketed towards western women?
Are they trying to corner the market on trannies? Why don't they put TRA shit or tranny models on their brands, then? Put a damn troon flag on that garbage so I know not to bother.

M3xus dijo:
I have a few coworkers that are absolutely terrible with money. They'll frequently talk about all the places they go out to eat, all the hangouts they do with friends, and then in the same breath bitch they don't have money for the stuff they "really need", like car repairs. Yet, I'm a horrible person for suggesting some basic bitch financial responsibility stuff like "don't go out to eat all the time" or "maybe cut back on the outings with friends". I know they're venting to just vent, but I'm hoping that if I keep this up they'll get the hint not to vent at me.
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Overgrown children (and sometimes literal children) who spend hundreds per month on video games, trading cards, jewelry, designer clothes, costumes, restaurants, etc and accuse other people of being poor for not doing the same... Yet they bitch about not having enough to buy groceries, bitch about not having enough to pay bills, live in a shitty rental unit/with their parents, have zero savings, go into debt, ride the bus, etc. If any of these hardships apply to you but you don't spend shitloads on frivolous consooming and otherwise don't inflict them on yourself, I'm not talking about you and I hope your situation improves. I swear to God, it's getting harder not to respond to these retards by asking them how many spare bedrooms their house has, how new their self-owned car is, how often they eat steak and shrimp for dinner at home, how many tens of thousands of dollars they have in their savings accounts, how many hundreds of dollars they dump into their savings every month, how good their home/health/dental/car/life insurance is, how many pieces of multi-generational heavy wood furniture they own, how many major elective appliances they own, and just generally how much shit that actually matters they have via getting their shit together.

But all I have to do is remind myself that I have all my shit together, while at any given month's short notice, they'll have to resell all of their consoomer bullshit (if they even can) for pennies on the dollar in order to keep a roof over their head. I've seen some of them have to do it in real time both online and IRL, and it's one of my rare allowances for schadenfreude. A non-zero number of them rented out storage units with what little money they had left to store all of their bullshit so they wouldn't lose it while they have nowhere to live. But remember, we're peasants for not having a closet cardboard boxes full of Supreme and $1,500+ costumes like they do.

I feel better already.
 
Ser Prize dijo:
This is getting more and more common in our country. It's insane.
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I had heard of these things before, but it was the first time that I actually experienced it firsthand lol.

Fortunately I had my camera covered (as did someone else on the call) so no one saw my aggressive eye rolling. That's one of the nice things about Zoom meetings over in person ones. Plus I can just tab out and screw around on here when I know something inane is being discussed. Other than about a minute of diversity/inclusivity talk after that it was right down to business and was otherwise apolitical in nature which was nice.
 
People who whine about how much humanity sucks. Misanthropy.

I mean, come on. I'm no idealist. I know how much we suck.

But it's quite clear that those who espouse hatred for humanity in general, actively contribute to the reason why life on earth sucks so bad.

At best, they're emo faggots and neckbeards who haven't grown up and don't contribute anything of value to society.

At worst...well, just take a look at people like Nero, Caligula, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot....

Those who hate humanity the most, are those who want to remake society in their image, remake humanity in their image, to what THEIR ideal is, no matter how batshit insane it is.
 
One Sick Puppy dijo:
People telling you to guess what they want to say
"Guess what!"
"No you have to guess!"
Fuck off just tell me.
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In a similar vein:

People who post tepid, tame shit behind a million spoiler tags.
 
This may be regional, but how fucking trashy/weedy everything is. When I complain about it, either to fellow community members or to the actual people who are responsible for maintaining our roads and communities, I have been given responses of this nature:

It's so sad people won't pick up after themselves (this ignores other maintenance that has nothing to do with litterers.)
Those services stopped because of COVID. (Really? Outside work?)
There isn't enough funding (Then why the fuck are we paying such high property taxes?)
There are bigger problems. You care more about how your community looks than literal lives?!?
Making people pick up trash along the roads is akin to slavery.
It's not hurting anything, get a life Karen.
Yeah it's bad, but we should be thankful for this beautiful place. (Said while a plastic bag rolls across the street and then gets tangled in a dead fallen tree in the median that's been there 6 months, in plain view of an illegally parked RV hooked to a generator on the sidewalk)

At this point I wish I could just say fuck it, live in your filth, and move to some other country where there still are communities that are kept tidy. I do put on a visibility vest about once a month and take a trash bag around my area but I can't safely do everything, and it's really ridiculous that private citizens have to do it at all.
 
More grooming filth.
I had to go past a day care center that's nearby which I've been past hundreds of times. Didn't think much of it. Mostly it's really little kids, like maybe 5 and under years old. Today I had to go past it and they have pedo lgb-disgusting trash all over the door of one of the classrooms or whatever you call it, deigned for kids where some of them can't even speak yet. I've seen kids, cute little kids, but they are like 2 and 3 at times, and I just noticed they're being inundated with this jew dem crap.
I keep seeing those little innocent eyes of those kids in my mind since that this morning, and I'm... not happy about it.
And the staff? Guess. Fudging guess. Ugly, fat women with lesbian feminist short hair past their prime and if any one of them have a man in their lives I'd be surprised. It's always the ugly ones, isn't it.
I've been feeling like hell for over eight hours since that this morning.
 
People smugly talking about how they filmed a police interaction (with a black perp) "just to make sure nothing happens."

Had a coworker tell me she saw a homeless guy chasing a goose around a park trying to hunt and kill it, and I thought she was just telling me a funny/bizarre story.
Then she adds on that the guy was black and so she took out her phone and recorded his arrest "just to be safe."
I think some sick part of them wants the cop to murder the guy just so they'll be the ones with the footage.

Bonus points if the person filming is obnoxiously taunting the cops by shouting about how they're being watched. Nothing like being actively distracted on the job to make sure you do your best.
 
soft breathing dijo:
Being stupid and/or unwilling to learn something is not quirky & cute - it's insufferable. And people who glorify being dumb piss me off.

Also, people who insult me to try and get my attention. "But you never answer me!" - Yeah, well, guess why? Throwing insults at me is not going to start a conversation. At least not with me.
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i’ve probably mentioned it before in this very thread but this type of behavior is so common among pickmes and they exaggerate it as far as they can to impress a guy they like. like they act normal and the moment a guy they like is in a 10 foot radius all the sudden it’s “teehee stooooop you’re embarrassing me”. if you’re around these people enough you can tell when they switch, pretend to be childish and stupid to impress a man. it makes me want to bitch slap them into the grave
 
A Sentient Dumpster dijo:
People smugly talking about how they filmed a police interaction (with a black perp) "just to make sure nothing happens."

Had a coworker tell me she saw a homeless guy chasing a goose around a park trying to hunt and kill it, and I thought she was just telling me a funny/bizarre story.
Then she adds on that the guy was black and so she took out her phone and recorded his arrest "just to be safe."
I think some sick part of them wants the cop to murder the guy just so they'll be the ones with the footage.

Bonus points if the person filming is obnoxiously taunting the cops by shouting about how they're being watched. Nothing like being actively distracted on the job to make sure you do your best.
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You see this all the time with niggers in the UK when any (justified) police presence turns up due to their niggery. They film it, knowing that if one of the feds gets agitated to the point of MAYBE doing something out if line (and we're not talking some really wild shit here, quite tame but perhaps 'inappropriate') it's going on the internet/tabloids straight away.

I'm no bootlicker, but as you say, it makes it almost impossible to diffuse situations like that when a gang of sheboons or treacle heads are just begging for something to go down.

I must once again announce my hatred for niggers.
 
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