💬 Off-Topic Have my Timers encouraged ADF to behave?

[Goofy Logic]

I am of the opinion that Phil's behaviour is influenced not by the timers so much as the celebration that occurs when those timers are reset. You wouldn't want to do stuff that makes your enemy happy, right?

I would argue that betting pools would have a similar effect.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

It's now been 100 days since Phil's last cry for attention. I say we take the time to celebrate.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I wonder if Taters is gonna try to take credit for the DDOS attack as well.

 

[Psycho]

Phil is still getting kicked out of places, he's still dirty and homeless, he still lies about being assaulted and/or raped and it's only a matter of time before he threatens suicide again. No, the counters won't get him to behave himself; I don't think anything will.

 

[Adamska]

Phil is still getting kicked out of places, he's still dirty and homeless, he still lies about being assaulted and/or raped and it's only a matter of time before he threatens suicide again. No, the counters won't get him to behave himself; I don't think anything will.

I know of one solution:

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[Stress Sigh]

We should add timers for him being kicked out of places, lying about his weight, and how long it's been since anyone gave him an asspat.