🗑️ Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Snigger]

Baked Alaska spent too much time with the Gunt.

That's your brain on Ralphium lads. Be very careful.

You posted this exact thing on /tv/ at almost the exact same time

 

[TyrasGuard]

why are they incapable of spending 24 hours without sperging out somewhere

 

[Not A. Yankee]

It sounds like Nick has his facts completely backwards. He thinks Jim is advocating for life ruination, when in fact it’s Ralph who has been doing that. He thinks people started fucking with Ralph and that Ralph is merely responding, when in fact it is Ralph who has attacked everyone and is reaping what he’s sown. He thinks every allegation against Ralph is false, when in fact almost every allegation is true, and all of Ralph’s denials are brazen lies. He thinks Jim is “washed,” when Jim is pulling massive audiences, and it is Ralph (and Nick to an extent) who have dwindling numbers. Hearing Nick talk about this, you’d think he knows nothing about either Ralph or Jim. But since he likely knows all of this, I’m going to assume he’s being disingenuous.

Who was it that said to always accuse your enemies of the shit you're doing? Not a rhetorical question, I genuinely can't remember.

 

[oramge cat]

"Lolcow Uprising" wouldn't look that bad on a shirt tbh...

I’m picturing it in death metal band t shirt font that is barely legible because it looks like a bunch of thorny bushes.

 

[Image Reactions]

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Who was it that said to always accuse your enemies of the shit you're doing? Not a rhetorical question, I genuinely can't remember.

That guy who invented Google search, I think

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Oh wow, Null officially declared it a Lolcow Uprising


DO YOU HEAR THE LOLCOWS SHART,
BRAPPING THE SHART OF GUNTY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEDOS
WHO WILL KNOCK UP SKANKS AGAIN
WHEN THE BRAPPING OF YOUR SHART
ECHOS THE GAMING OF THE GATE
THERES A STREAM ABOUT TO START
WHEN THE ALOGS TROLL!

Don't post, Don't post,
Don't read your kiwi thread
Don't post, Don't post,
You're cow until you're dead

Content is strong
Tweet's ratio'd below

Don't post, Don't post,
there's twenty page's t'go.

I've done no wrong Kiwi's, here my prayer!

Don't post, Don't post, The Kiwis do not care

 

[oramge cat]

Who was it that said to always accuse your enemies of the shit you're doing? Not a rhetorical question, I genuinely can't remember.

I believe that was Hitler.

 

[Snigger]

Who was it that said to always accuse your enemies of the shit you're doing? Not a rhetorical question, I genuinely can't remember.

I was going to say Alinsky but it's Goebbels.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

I recall that in the past Jim would defend Nicks right to free speech, even saying he enjoyed his streams/politics. Personally, I believe Jim doesn't really have any grudge against Nick. I think Jim will try and convince Nick that letting Ralph use him as a shield will fuck up his venture in the long run.

Fuck, imagine if Jim offered to stream on cozy exclusively on the condition that Nick boots Ralph from the platform. Jim easily gets 10,000 viewers a stream whereas Ralph maybe hits 300? Nick would have to be a fucking idiot to decline an offer like that!

Jim would probably rather laugh at Fuentes for being gay and guntguarding.

I was going to say Alinsky but it's Goebbels.

I'd be genuinely surprised if Alinsky never said something along those lines.

 

[Watamelon]

You posted this exact thing on /tv/ at almost the exact same time

I don't post on /tv/, I'm a simple /e/ enjoyer.

 

[GuntPunt]

This is shaping up to be the biggest shitshow in IBS since its inception. Everyone is getting roped in. We just need Failure and Tonka to chime in and Coach to crawl out of whatever cell in Ukraine he is located in for a complete set.

 

[Garlic Salt]

Name my band guys Ver archivo adjunto 3200238

Swingin’ Utters

Or Swingin’ (chapped) Utters

 

[Snigger]

>nick, are we the retards?

 

[Sperglord666]

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Lolcow Uprising.mp4

Remember Kiwi's, we're the insane ones.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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Lolcow Uprising.mp4

Internet retards yell at slightly less retarded internet retards. Null features it. A good time is had by all.
... seriously, forget incest and zoophilia, why can't all happenings be this comfy?

 

[Rotollo 2]

my favorite thing is nick saying that Vaush's catboy video was slander that ruined his reputation for years

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Are we going to see the Cozy State of al-Cowida declare a jihad on all the Kiwifarm insneedels? Stay tuned and find out.

Dammit now I'm actually considering shelling some money to get Big Man Tyrone to declare a Lolcow Jihad.

 

[Sam Losco]

Name my band guys Ver archivo adjunto 3200238

Catboi Feds
Federal Bureau of Catbois
Baked Catbois
Rage Against the Manlet
Manlet Rage
Catboi Bowlers
Content Feds

Song titles:
How I Won My Own Trophy
I Kissed a Catboi (And I Liked It)
Content Spray
Quadruple Titted Monstrosity
It's Not Even Hawt Outside
Wrestling is Real
My Daddy Hurt Me
Thumb'd
Mexicans Are White
Nolo Contendere (No Contest)

 

[Not A. Yankee]

Some say coachredpill has been extracted from Ukraine to go into the rice paties of Cozy.tv to get the perfect shot of the Lolcow Uprising in full 360 drone footage

Project Mayhem is alive and well. Jersh needs to watch out, the moment he lets his guard down someone is going to put toothpicks in all of his locks.