DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[George Beorge]

Phil never ceases to amaze me how he can turn the absolutely most mundane everyday life shit into an entire segment of discussion
Literally everyone has problems with bugs and pests at some point, Phil feels the need to spend 30 minutes talking to his viewers about it.

 

[Balr0g]

I wish people would stop dislike bombing all of his videos. It doesn't hurt his feefees and it still makes the algorithm suggest his videos to more people whether you thumbs up or thumbs down it. It's not the own you think it is.

Is it though? Sure you give the video a view (basically) but if you don't watch a second, hit the dislike and fuck of isn't that screwing him in the viewer retention metric? I am not in the Youtube algorithm claculation whatever the fuck thing but while you give him "interaction" at the same time you also give him a lot negative interaction.

 

[Watamelon]

"That's what I was doing this morning"

Damn, what a life. The true exciting life of a 40y old machoor adult. Fuck me, I can't wait for the "I spent two hours looking for my Lipitor" stream.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil never ceases to amaze me how he can turn the absolutely most mundane everyday life shit into an entire segment of discussion
Literally everyone has problems with bugs and pests at some point, Phil feels the need to spend 30 minutes talking to his viewers about it.

Allow me to tell you a tale of how I once had a rodent infestation in my former residence...

1 hour later

now give me 500 bucks so i can hire an exterminator for this wasp nest on my patio.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Phil never ceases to amaze me how he can turn the absolutely most mundane everyday life shit into an entire segment of discussion
Literally everyone has problems with bugs and pests at some point, Phil feels the need to spend 30 minutes talking to his viewers about it.

This is what you’re forced to do when you aren’t interesting or charismatic.

 

[capefear56]

He literally left a squashed bug on his office wall...

That house is 100% a pigstye and he's talking out his ass when he says it's clean and he doesn't know why the ants keep coming in.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He literally left a squashed bug on his office wall...

His house is 100% a pigstye and he's talking out his ass when he says it's clean.

Please don't insult pigsties by comparing them to the WAKhando

 

[detractorzer0]

He literally left a squashed bug on his office wall...

His house is 100% a pigstye and he's talking out his ass when he says it's clean.

Did he ever fix that rotted out wall under his sink? The one that got water damage from a leak and was moldy.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

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wonder if he's lying in this shot

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

My guess is that Phil has an ant problem because he orders door dash every day, when you order food usually it comes in a a carboard box or in a bag in the case of fast food and then the individual food has some sort of thing containing it (like when he shows his pig slop on feasting with the kang and the food's comes in a styrofoam box, when it's a burger it's an aluminum foil,etc.).

Remember how Phil produces so much trash due to ordering so much door dash that the garbage truck won't pick all of it up and he has to go to the dump? Well all of those individual containers used to store the food have food residue on them, therefore bugs will be attracted to it if he leaves it in his garage for 3 week or whatever is the time period he has before he goes to throw all of it on the dump. I'm sure this problem could be solved by not being a disgusting pig that has 48 gallon trash cans filled with food residues in his house for weeks at a time.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phenomenal conversations your audience has.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

TIL in the part I popped into People actually like star wars, I know it's weird but people actually like RotJ, WHO KNEW! Also eventhough the SFollection has shit netcode which is sometimes delay based and sometimes rollback but only for specific moves, lags, drops inputs, crashes, has shit lobbies and apparently isn't at the right speed it's JUST like being in the arcades which is why he loves to play it and actually knows what he's doing in the original street fighter.

See gais, there's the problem, he's actually really good at SF1 or for TG16 "fighting streets"

 

[Chernabog3000]

*dusts off phonebook*

If you boys need me ima be cold calling pest control companies in the Renton area. Feel out a estimate on ant removal. He gonna try to double dip. Pest problem anddddd back taxes in the next month I can feel it. All begging trends and fundraising happening analytics show something big on the radar. But probably not.

Newsflash Philllipian you little know it all about every aspect of adulting. Maybe storing weeks of food trash and cat turds in your fucking connected garage isn't the best way to keeps ants at bay. Toddlers are more aware of the consequences of their actions.





Forgot this last night. Kudos to the dudes in Phil's chat who all immediately got the hive mind and replied to Phil's 5 second latency test fucking multiple minutes later. Even the fucking regular pay fucks were in on it and that had me laughing so fucking hard. Was nice to see.

 

[capefear56]

My guess is that Phil has an ant problem because he orders door dash every day, when you order food usually it comes in a a carboard box or in a bag in the case of fast food and then the individual food has some sort of thing containing it (like when he shows his pig slop on feasting with the kang and the food's comes in a styrofoam box, when it's a burger it's an aluminum foil,etc.).

I think it's just straight up random crumbs in between the sofa and half-finished meals on the floor. I wonder what the area around Kat's TV looks like, where she plays video games all day.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He literally left a squashed bug on his office wall...

That house is 100% a pigstye and he's talking out his ass when he says it's clean and he doesn't know why the ants keep coming in.

This is really it. This gross nigger has never deep cleaned his house. He hoards trash, Ket is fat and playing Skyrim.

We have all had ants. Everytime I've had them, they are gone in a few days with proper inspection, cleaning up your fuckin messes, taking out the trash, finding where they are coming in from and putting the bait out. The fact this has been going on for awhile tells everything about the state of his place.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Is it though? Sure you give the video a view (basically) but if you don't watch a second, hit the dislike and fuck of isn't that screwing him in the viewer retention metric? I am not in the Youtube algorithm claculation whatever the fuck thing but while you give him "interaction" at the same time you also give him a lot negative interaction.

It is engagement whatever way you put it even if you have a YT account or not, the algorithm checks unsigned views v views with accounts and this relays back to the channel to suggest that such % is watching but also if you had a YT account, you would most likely click the like button, because YT forces you to make an account to actually "Like videos" and also add viewership numbers

The best answer I can give is that sure the restreamers have to engage with Phils content in order to make it a subject, unless you can find apps which cannot give views or even show engagement via a VPN, it is still adding to the algorithm and the metrics but only still slightly if the numbers are average and low across the board

 

[Coke Zero]

I dont really have anything else to add about this retard trying to get rid of ants, my brain hurts enough after listening to that, but another interesting part of the story was he bitched about his backyard sucking because of something the previous owners did, like he hasn't been there for like 8 years.

If you don't like the pavers out there, just remove them. It would actually be a fun little project if you weren't a lazy ass shut-in who hates the outside and manual labor. Pull up the pavers, add some new dirt and plant new grass. It really wouldn't be that hard.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

My guess is that Phil has an ant problem because he orders door dash every day, when you order food usually it comes in a a carboard box or in a bag in the case of fast food and then the individual food has some sort of thing containing it (like when he shows his pig slop on feasting with the kang and the food's comes in a styrofoam box, when it's a burger it's an aluminum foil,etc.).

Remember how Phil produces so much trash due to ordering so much door dash that the garbage truck won't pick all of it up and he has to go to the dump? Well all of those individual containers used to store the food have food residue on them, therefore bugs will be attracted to it if he leaves it in his garage for 3 week or whatever is the time period he has before he goes to throw all of it on the dump. I'm sure this problem could be solved by not being a disgusting pig that has 48 gallon trash cans filled with food residues in his house for weeks at a time.

Not to mention that he very heavily implied that he just tosses out whatever food he doesn't eat in one sitting instead of saving it for later. He straight up has garbage bags of food in his garage and is confused how he has ants.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Listen if I wanted a fat disgusting slob telling me about how bad The Phantom Menace is I'd rather have it be a hooker killing pizza roll obsessed crippled centennial, because at least that guy knows what he's talking about.

 

[Lady Adjani]

My guess is that Phil has an ant problem because he orders door dash every day, when you order food usually it comes in a a carboard box or in a bag in the case of fast food and then the individual food has some sort of thing containing it (like when he shows his pig slop on feasting with the kang and the food's comes in a styrofoam box, when it's a burger it's an aluminum foil,etc.).

Remember how Phil produces so much trash due to ordering so much door dash that the garbage truck won't pick all of it up and he has to go to the dump? Well all of those individual containers used to store the food have food residue on them, therefore bugs will be attracted to it if he leaves it in his garage for 3 week or whatever is the time period he has before he goes to throw all of it on the dump. I'm sure this problem could be solved by not being a disgusting pig that has 48 gallon trash cans filled with food residues in his house for weeks at a time.

I could order takeout every single day of the month and still manage to pack everything into a single garbage container, he probably just crunches all the packaging into a massive ball and throws it into the bin like the ape he is.

And on top of that he uses paper plates, since every day is a picnic at casa de la gout, apparently.

Not to mention that he very heavily implied that he just tosses out whatever food he doesn't eat in one sitting instead of saving it for later. He straight up has garbage bags of food in his garage and is confused how he has ants.

Rat saga can't come soon enough.