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Whiterun Theme never misses. DSP should ask Wings for some Lexapro, now that would be real chill.
They promised more "moderation tools" so his imagination runs wild.
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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Genichiro
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Have no doubt everyone here has seen patients more livelier and vibrant in hospital than this dementia sufferer. More robust in personality too.
Stop toking so much and cancel the prebeg pahdkast and the daily wank. You save gin money for not wasting your useless saliva on more useless words.
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You know that is a wonderful idea. DSPs stream needs more cats. Like 20 more of them. Also if we reach the super high goal of 2k on stream today YOU get to name one of them.
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If he goes before...khet pawns whatever meager possessions of his are easily sellable for a few bucks and then exits as quickly as possible to find another asexual who will let her be an undisturbed shutin playing vanilla skyrim for the rest of her life leaving his parents to wrap things up. His main store of wealth his wrassling jpegs and mounds of abandoned electronics and unused impulse buys dissolve into the ether or rot in a garbage dump.
If his parents go before...he takes the inheritance and makes a special video where he declares victory over the tractors saying today is the day he always spoke about where he finally leaves gaming on his own terms. After a period of gloating and smugness exceeding his previous records. Then he transitions from a barely working to a completely nonworking lifestyle wallowing in nonstop doordash and gin praying to whatever deity he doesn't believe in that he will drop dead before the money runs out. He cannot completely drop off the radar no matter how much money he has since he needs to feed his narcissism but the khantent is much more sporadic
If the money runs out he sheepishly unretires. Goes through the typical banfest of anyone mentioning it and then settles back as if nothing ever happened just a little older and goutier. Maybe rattling off some offhand excuse weeks or months or years later. 'I realized I loved gaming and u guise too much' or some shit like that.
Dying in this case either before or after the money runs out goes pretty much the same as the previous scenario with the exception khet has to do a little bit more for the bare minimum of not being charged with a crime and making a token effort to get remaining drops of that sweet inheritance. So she grabs whatever few bits and bobs are easily sellable even for a tech illiterate hikkomori, does a few pages of requisite paperwork, then dumps his corpse into the most convenient cheapest municipal hole in the ground and again leaves as quickly as possible. Jasper if still alive possibly is sent to the pound or is forgotten and starves to death in the gouthouse or is rescued by neghole pozzing detractors.
Afterward perhaps Phil's spirit then goes to the afterlife where he either is tortured in his version of hell which is exactly the same as his current life but with tips and cheers disabled or is in bliss in his version of heaven where Hulk Hogan sits on his face for all eternity.
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IF he even gets something out of the inheritance. I 'd imagine that his parents ( at least his mother) have thrown so much money into the black hole that is their son's gambling addiction and childlike spending habits that they might using up their own savings. And if Phil is to believe when his mother gave him the money in exchange for his 10 year plan (you know the one he has shoved into the memory hole) she said "this is it". So maybe he can't inherit anything at this point. And let's not forget his adopted sister is still lilving with them. I'd wager that she might get the majority as she seems to take care of their parents.
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He was also, at some point, asking for comments that don't have to even be related to the video. That being said, I don't think he's done it badly enough compared to shit bags like Jaystation so I don't see him ever getting banned or anything for begging for likes.
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Didn't show up for the podcast with Wings (sickness excuse)
Did under the miminum effort content with Quartering
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The weird Jake James Lugo interview that only 10 people saw was ass
Its both his ability to make collabs boring and uneventful, and most creators not willing to touch him with a 10 foot pole because of who he is.
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Well going by Phil logic you better put a ring on that in a hurry.
He will. Give it time, at some point he will need to bolster some bullshit narrative with this whole DTRH thing and he will be putting words intro Knudsens mouth and/or invent conversations with him...probably both.
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Hotly anticipating the inevitable shift in the Greed/Pride/Sloth power balance when he goes back to blowing bubbles and eating candy like a three-year old.
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Heavily ginned beggar expects up to believe he has an email or calendar entry that just says "20th $200 bill". Hopefully you can remember which bill you are meant to be paying before Wednesday Phil.
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I remember looking forward to birthday money/presents when I was like 9 years old... Phil never reached the stage of maturity where you realize you shouldn't ask for/expect gifts from other people. Obviously he begs and accepts the charity of others every single day so why would birthdays/holidays be any different though. I highly suspect phil still sends his mom a Christmas list every year.
Ching_Chong
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That is true. He may be borrowing against his inheritance and pretty much guaranteed he's not paying it back. Pretty sure his Dad should be done working and enjoying a retirement, but probably still works because his son is a drain on his finances.
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Wait, it works that way? Because if it does, that makes my speculation on his future even MORE likely. The more he begs for and gets contributions, the more he owes in taxes, and the more he keeps wasting it on gacha, the more the amount owed piles up. If the minimum monthly payment is going to keep increasing along with that, that means the IRS isn't fucking around here, at least not to the degree that Phil needs them to in order to keep going with this bullshit and face no consequences. It means it's possible for him to one day, years from now, no longer be able to keep up with the minimum monthly payments. After all, it already is being impacted by his gacha spending. That's not going to just stop, or be willingly decreased, at any point. Even if Phil stopped increasing his spending, it will still fuck him when it comes to affording his back taxes, one day. If the minimum keeps going up, that is.
This is, of course, to say nothing of the wild card that is his tax guy. If they suddenly press him for more details, he isn't going to put his own ass on the line for Phil. That may be a big IF, but gambling on the outcome of that isn't wise.
I mean I prefer for him to just snap and say the truth for once, but we probably need to go through that pathetic desperation phase before we get to when he loses it completely. Unless there's something else afoot here, when it comes to what is making him sweat so hard.
I never considered that, good bit of speculation there. Though I'm doubtful because he seems to not truly enjoy Christmas, and we have good reason to believe Linda isn't as doting on her special boy as his spoiled behavior alone would suggest.
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Why only timed out? Why not LIMBed?
lol. Does he think the company won't question who Beggar Inc is?
No wonder he was so salty after break and reading the TOS being posted here.
Honestly, kids shouldn't be watching at all.
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The Pig is less mature in this regard than literal children.
tl;dr I decided to get my niece and her friend ( both 8 at the time ) a small gift because they both got good grades, in the store my niece was sulking over the fact that she had to pick between two things she really wanted and her friend said, verbatim "Just pick one, you should be happy because (The Wicked Mitch) doesn't HAVE to get us anything!"
Pigler gets maturitymogged by not only some of his dents but actual children
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Everyone talking about Phil dying young...half of all Americans don't exercise, eat a bunch of crap and drink way too much. As you might have noticed from the number of fat people waddling around out there, they don't all die at 40 or 50 or even 60.
But you know what is really bad for your health? Stress. And Phil's own addictions create his stress, because rather than live a very comfortable lifestyle making $120K to $150K a year, saving money and have his future set, he spent himself into bankruptcy. He got bailed out once, but continues to spend every dime and then has to beg for more. All self-created stress and drama. Then, rather than laugh off the "trolls" he rages and seethes, only asking for more trolling.
Any time using common sense is involved, Phil does the opposite. And that's his fault and his fault alone.
But you know what is really bad for your health? Stress. And Phil's own addictions create his stress, because rather than live a very comfortable lifestyle making $120K to $150K a year, saving money and have his future set, he spent himself into bankruptcy. He got bailed out once, but continues to spend every dime and then has to beg for more. All self-created stress and drama. Then, rather than laugh off the "trolls" he rages and seethes, only asking for more trolling.
Any time using common sense is involved, Phil does the opposite. And that's his fault and his fault alone.
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He did. He said Fred told him "he wasn't going to make drama videos anymore". None of his videos are drama videos.
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Who the fuck cares what happens after phil dies? You are never going to know anyways, its not like his parent or roommate are going to post funerals with the king. Some of these fanfics really verge on public masturbation.
So that guy is clearly a moron. DSP likes to play kirby. DSP is a mature adult. THUS kirby is for mature adults.
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I wish people would stop dislike bombing all of his videos. It doesn't hurt his feefees and it still makes the algorithm suggest his videos to more people whether you thumbs up or thumbs down it. It's not the own you think it is.