DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Flavius Anthemius]

If someone were to make a comprehensive documentary series based on all the recorded lies Phil has told backed up with factual evidence from not only outside sources but using footage of himself contradicting things he's said in the past, you're looking at literal hundreds (potentially thousands) of hours of content you'd have to scour through on his channel and a multitude of others on YouTube to find everything, it wouldn't be very hard for the most part thanks to numerous text based evidence catalogued here and search tools like PigPigGo that can pinpoint exact moments where he said something, but it would be incredibly repetitive and nauseating having to put up with Phil speak for hours a day, a sane person would have to take extended breaks to ease their mind, if you love a narcissistic narrative shifting victim complex nudnik who loves the sound of his own voice, then this is that special project you can work on, tailored just for that special detractor.

Think of the Geno Samuel's Comprehensive history series on Chris Chan, but on Phil instead. The stark contrast between these two though is that Chris has gone through numerous dry spells (and he is in one now since he's probably in a mental institution prior to appearing in court) where he doesn't interact with the internet at all, making large gaps in his online history, whereas Phil has a constant stream of content and shows no signs of slowing down, detractors always have a field day with the shit he says even though some sagas come and go and he does tend to be a very monotonous individual if you line him up with other cows here, this isn't much different from what detractors like Snort Burnell or Hate Army Watch do, it's just more "edited style kantent".

 

[Pargon]

If someone were to make a comprehensive documentary series based on all the recorded lies Phil has told backed up with factual evidence from not only outside sources but using footage of himself contradicting things he's said in the past, you're looking at literal hundreds (potentially thousands) of hours of content you'd have to scour through on his channel and a multitude of others on YouTube to find everything, it wouldn't be very hard for the most part thanks to numerous text based evidence catalogued here and search tools like PigPigGo that can pinpoint exact moments where he said something, but it would be incredibly repetitive and nauseating having to put up with Phil speak for hours a day, a sane person would have to take extended breaks to ease their mind, if you love a narcissistic narrative shifting victim complex nudnik who loves the sound of his own voice, then this is that special project you can work on, tailored just for that special detractor.

Think of the Geno Samuel's Comprehensive history series on Chris Chan, but on Phil instead. The stark contrast between these two though is that Chris has gone through numerous dry spells (and he is in one now since he's probably in a mental institution prior to appearing in court) where he doesn't interact with the internet at all, making large gaps in his online history, whereas Phil has a constant stream of content and shows no signs of slowing down, detractors always have a field day with the shit he says even though some sagas come and go and he does tend to be a very monotonous individual if you line him up with other cows here, this isn't much different from what detractors like Snort Burnell or Hate Army Watch do, it's just more "edited style kantent".

Compiling an exhaustive actual debunking of every one of his lies along with a catalogue of his hypocrisy would be the internet autist equivalent of walking to the moon. Sure, it’d be an accomplishment if you made it, but how great a cost would you bear to do so?

Happy Day Back From Break, everyone. Can’t wait to find out what personal hardship Phil overcame between buying $200 of groceries for the week and eating restaurant food three times in one day.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Phil was online 20 hours ago my time so 23 hours ago. That’s 10pm right before his stream where that day he said he wasn’t spending money on mobile games

Ahh but this is another example of phil semantics at work because..
I said I didn't play at the weekend not this week, if you were a matuur adult you would know how time works idiot

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

On the subject of DoorDash, is the quality of food he keeps getting indicative of US takeaway? The local Habeeb in Euroland makes food that looks 10x more appetizing than what Goutler has had on Feasting With the Hog so far.

The whole DoorDash thing in general is such a tragedy, with the amount of money he's blowing on literal pigslop he could unironically be Feasting like a King - what a fucking waste. If the Pig knew anything about cuisine he'd know that the better your ingredients are the less work it is to prepare ( generally speaking ). I could cook The Guy and his Clydesdale a robust meal the likes of which he has never devoured in half the time it takes for the DoorDash guy to even pick up his slop.

My brain can't handle having a food budget like his and choosing to have fucking pancakes delivered, what a shame.

Door Dash food normally doesn't end up that bad but it depends on what you order and how you get it. The reason it always ends up looking terrible is because he orders stuff from nicer places that take a long ass time to get to and insists on having it delivered. If he were to pick up the food himself and be ready at the restaurant as the food is coming out in the takeaway boxes, it would be fine and he could have it better secured in his car.

Compiling an exhaustive actual debunking of every one of his lies along with a catalogue of his hypocrisy would be the internet autist equivalent of walking to the moon. Sure, it’d be an accomplishment if you made it, but how great a cost would you bear to do so?

Happy Day Back From Break, everyone. Can’t wait to find out what personal hardship Phil overcame between buying $200 of groceries for the week and eating restaurant food three times in one day.

It's already a herculean task to make Phil sound somewhat entertaining through his Elden Ring playthrough but clever editing is doing just that. He's still shit at the game but enough soundbites, camera angle switches and cutting out the dead air has the effect of making him look like a competent entertainer. I'd jmagine cutting through his lies over the years would be too difficult but it can work at the cost of your sanity. Gundam attempted to point out everything thar Phil lied about in the Quartering interview and he lost his fuckin mind and his audio files in the process.

And I really hate the fact that his whale call worked. I wanted to hear him bitch about eating peasant food like ham and cheese sandwiches at home, goddamnit. Sorry Philliam, not everyone wants or needs to eat surf n turf at the local bistro for their goddamn lunch.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Compiling an exhaustive actual debunking of every one of his lies along with a catalogue of his hypocrisy would be the internet autist equivalent of walking to the moon. Sure, it’d be an accomplishment if you made it, but how great a cost would you bear to do so?

Who would you want to convince though?

The paypigs will keep paying despite any kind of evidence, DSP himself is a delusional narcissist who'll never admit or accept any proof regardless of how indisputable it may be, and the trolls already know he's a scumbag piece of shit. The trolls also have made thousands of videos detailing his scams and bullshit, so his name and reputation is synonymous with failure and ineptitude and people on the outside can easily find out he's a moron, addict, narcissist and a delusional scumbag.

So in the end, you'd put all that effort into something everyone lacking pignosis already knows, DSP will disregard as slander, and the paypigs will pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[Pargon]

Who would you want to convince though?

The paypigs will keep paying despite any kind of evidence, DSP himself is a delusional narcissist who'll never admit or accept any proof regardless of how indisputable it may be, and the trolls already know he's a scumbag piece of shit. The trolls also have made thousands of videos detailing his scams and bullshit, so his name and reputation is synonymous with failure and ineptitude and people on the outside can easily find out he's a moron, addict, narcissist and a delusional scumbag.

So in the end, you'd put all that effort into something everyone lacking pignosis already knows, DSP will disregard as slander, and the paypigs will pretend it doesn't exist.

If I had enough time in my life I’d do it just for the laughs and knowing that I constructed the lolcow version of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine. Something that people walk past, say “fuck me but that’s a lot of lies” and then move on.

“23 hours of an ungrateful shit to kill your enemies to”

 

[Balr0g]

If I had enough time in my life I’d do it just for the laughs and knowing that I constructed the lolcow version of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine. Something that people walk past, say “fuck me but that’s a lot of lies” and then move on.

“23 hours of an ungrateful shit to kill your enemies to”

Or maybe the greatest weapon to torture criminals with. Just his snorting compilation would break people's mind especially this really heart throbbing one from his cup noodles video.
Or if we could harness the power of Phil's lies into energy the world might never need oil again. and DSP would be useful for once in his miserable life.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Honestly, Phil's hubris probably thinks the cycle of begging till he gets money won't ever end and after the past few days, I'm starting to believe it. Like the whales just gave this man 1k in total then just a day or two later he's crying broke and then gets rewarded from it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I think DSP Lies It would work as very short snippets. For example, just take the quote of him saying he never played Champions, then the quote that he played Champions briefly but didn't like it.. Or I'll never go to Twitch/I'll never go back to Youtube/I'll never go back to Twitch.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Who would you want to convince though?

If I felt like pozloading my neghole to such a degree that I may as well legally change my name to "Fred Fuchs"?

Linda.

My methods wouldn't involve such a massive and inefficient project, but the end goal would be the same: show Phil's mother the full extent to which her only son has been his lying his ass off to her for quite possibly his entire existence. Out of all the events that could possibly take place in the DSP universe, none could rival such a thing as the theoretical "Mama's Broken Heart" saga, IMO.

Honestly, Phil's hubris probably thinks the cycle of begging till he gets money won't ever end and after the past few days, I'm starting to believe it. Like the whales just gave this man 1k in total then just a day or two later he's crying broke and then gets rewarded from it.

They're all addicted to paying a fat pig to sweat and squeal. Why else do you think I have no qualms about calling them all the same retarded entity? They're the Borg.

 

[TJGamebox]

Ahh but this is another example of phil semantics at work because..
I said I didn't play at the weekend not this week, if you were a matuur adult you would know how time works idiot

Earlier I posted he was online on Saturday

 

[Hogan of the South]

Honestly, Phil's hubris probably thinks the cycle of begging till he gets money won't ever end and after the past few days, I'm starting to believe it. Like the whales just gave this man 1k in total then just a day or two later he's crying broke and then gets rewarded from it.

I’m still waiting to see these how deep their pockets are. Unless they are making some series checks it isn’t sustainable.
And if they really cared they’d give everyday more than they normally do so step it up dipshits! Your master needs door dash!

 

[blahblahblah678]

I think DSP Lies It would work as very short snippets. For example, just take the quote of him saying he never played Champions, then the quote that he played Champions briefly but didn't like it.. Or I'll never go to Twitch/I'll never go back to Youtube/I'll never go back to Twitch.

The series could begin and end with his infamous, “I had to lie to protect my family.” We all know that’s bullshit.

 

[LolCowCentral]

He actually makes way more than most jobs, enough to easily live off of but it's just that his spending is entirely out of control.

He'll never get a job that will pay him anywhere near how much he makes now while allowing him to be as toxic and lazy as he is now and he knows it. Phil's fucked up his image so much that he'd only be able to hold a job that doesn't have him being seen by the public.

I normally skip making really long posts but if you want to make more money then maybe this is one worth reading.

So as a reply to Sup3r....Yes and no. I don't work with a single person who makes less than 250k a year. Most make 400k-600k. We just hired two new people off the street with nearly no experience but possess certain traits and they came in at 275k.

What I'm saying is there are jobs out there you can get with great pay and benefits but you need certain qualities.

You need to speak intelligently (which he doesn't), you need to dress well and look sharp in a suit (which he doesn't), you need to be willing to put in long hours (which he really isn't), you have to be a critical thinker (which he isn't), you have to remain calm and tactful in the face of large organizations who may be under duress (which he can't do) and you need to be able to work strategic deals and close them (which he can't do).

There are more but it all sums up up professionalism. It does help to know people (which he also doesn't) but you can still get in if you're a sales guy at heart and can do the research.

The minimum you need is a college degree and some sales experience and DSP has both. (Although when HR searches Google and social media for DSP he would be deemed unhireable).

While I'm based out of Boston and its a tighter market here (tighter in the NE period - NY is so hard to find open positions in)...we have open positions all around the country everywhere (including seattle) and our competitors have them available as well for the same pay.

The field- technology sales. If you want the bigger money - Think data center sales like servers, storage, backups, security, etc. The big money right now is either selling cloud/hybrid cloud or being in Data Protection such as Cyber Resillience to fight against ransomware or focus on unstructured data since file data growth is out of control for most organizations.

These organizations exist globally so if you're in Europe, China, India, Central or South America, Canada, etc. They all exist in all of these countries.

There are a million places to work such as Dell, HP, Cisco, Lenovo, IBM, Netapp, Hitachi, Pure, VMware, Citrix, Nutanix, Commvault, Rubrik, AWS, 100 other manufacturers and distributors- and a ton of startups as well (literally thousands) but if you feel stuck with the major manufacturers you can try basically any national reseller such as CDW, SHI, Presidio, AHEAD or small local ones.

Maybe you aren't comfortable with the data center yet. Plenty of dudes just working phones selling PCs and laptops on the phone from home making well over 6 figures.

I'm sharing this not to brag about my money but instead for anyone reading this who wants to make more money and better their financial situation to have some guidance on where to look in an industry that even thrived during COVID times when other things were failing. Those fields- Technology and Healthcare. They don't go away even during disasters. They are safe fields.

Now - i have told you where to look. If you dont feel confident enough to apply get on linkedin and find someone in the role or, better yet, find the sales director or VP and reach out saying youre interested but lack the experience and see if they will mentor you. Someome will do it! The leadership will love the drive!

Once you find your way into the field be smart with your money. At first I wasnt use to having new money so I was travelling and gambling a lot and just blowing the money but you're better than me and better than DSP so you won't be doing that.

8 years ago I got smart and I chose to use my money go into real estate and now have 18 properties I rent out for recurring income. You don't have to buy 200-500k houses. Buy 30-60k (I usually look in the 80-125 range) and rent them out using a property management company. Yes they take 10% but you are basically hands free and get a check every month and can continue on on your journey selling.

Not into sales ? That's okay. There are tons of admin positions that start with decent pay and benefits.

Go online to any of those companies I listed and search for jobs in your city and see if they are there. Look for the requirements and even if you don't fit them all apply. You'd be surprised how many reqs get no candidates so you may have an easy "in"

IT isn't your thing. A friend of mine just got hired to a healthcare sales org with no sales experience making 185k a year selling medical devices to hospitals. They sent him to this 8 week training out in California and he came back crushing it. As long as you truly aren't a real dent- You really can do it too!

Now go out there and better yourselves, kings!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think most of, if not all of Phil's paypigs at this point know he's lying, they just don't care. I think only a small handful actually care about supporting Phil, the rest are just using Phil as part of their larp. There was a point in time where they genuinely believed him and supported him, but most of those paypigs finally caught on and left. Even some of the more genuine paypigs seem to support more for specific games as opposed to caring about Phil. But most of them do it to pretend they're fighting bullies online and winning some imaginary battle. Phil was just lucky enough to become their mascot.

Phil could go on stream, show his Champions account and outright state how much money he's spent and those paypigs will bust out the usual excuses, it's his money to spend how he wants, he never said he was going to spend it on bills/food/whatever, it's not his business how he spends his time relaxing etc. No amount of evidence will make them turn on Phil at this point. What does ultimately make them turn is Phil disagreeing with them over something stupid or throwing them under the bus. And even then, there's a good chance they'll come back a few days later to fulfill Phil's apology fetish. Probably after trying/failing to get clout after making a bunch of promises/trying to pretend they were always trolling Phil or whatever.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I’m still waiting to see these how deep their pockets are. Unless they are making some series checks it isn’t sustainable.
And if they really cared they’d give everyday more than they normally do so step it up dipshits! Your master needs door dash!

It's not reasonable to demand the level of money Phil does, on a routine basis, but the lack of sustainability ends there, when it comes to the way dumb-dumb handles it. It's going to flow, no matter how many times it slows to a trickle and Phil throws a fit over it. The amount demanded, just doesn't matter.

That is not to say that nothing can possibly turn the faucet off, however. Due to his pigroach nature, Phil is not about to ever do anything positive about his failing health. He may not be months away from, say, throwing up on camera, but he probably is pretty close to unintended naps taking place during day streams. We're talking ten minutes of him utterly passed out, mind you. Not going to turn the retards off, at first, but knowing Phil, it WILL become a regular thing, that he doesn't plan, but also doesn't do anything positive about. Can't enjoy making him sweat and squeal if he's adding to the list of reasons for a lack of any gameplay by being fucking unconscious, now can they?

THAT is the true lack of sustainability, for DSP. The fact that he lives in such a way that it's only a matter of time before he pays the price, live, in front of everybody, and it stops being a big laugh for the Retarded Borg. They're stupid and selfish, they're not taking this seriously now, and when they inevitably do, it's over. There won't be anything in it for them to throw shekels at a guy whose death from alcohol abuse has become blatantly inevitable.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

"No Paladin Derich I will not take a fucking plane tour of Seattle from Lake Washington and I don't know why you would even suggest that. Ha ha! Okay, I - Okay, think about this for a second, why would I want to view a city in my state, from above? No seriously, think about it, if I wanted to see what the cities around me look like from above, why would I need to spend $200 for a guided tour when I could do it right here in Microsoft Flight Simulator? Ha ha ha! *snort* Could you imagine? 'oh I wanna see what my city looks like, let me book a tour from a plane instead of driving around seeing the sights up close and possibly even going to some establishments along the way' see how ridiculous that sounds? *clears throat* So no, Paladin Derich I think that idea is quite frankly stupid and I would appreciate it if you never brought it up again. Ha ha ha!"

its so sad cuz it sounds exactly like him lmaoo

 

[JPG]

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It's great how simultaneously "Kat has nothing to do with my streams, fuck you for asking" and also he can't wait to explain how they went to the mall together to buy groceries.

 

[Paladin Derich]

There was a doordash thread on /pol/ and this post made me laugh.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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It's great how simultaneously "Kat has nothing to do with my streams, fuck you for asking" and also he can't wait to explain how they went to the mall together to buy groceries.
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I'm sure Phil was thinking of himself when he wrote "iconic voice" and "unique sense of humour".