DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Took me literally less than two minutes to find something more interesting than phil's idea

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"No Paladin Derich I will not take a fucking plane tour of Seattle from Lake Washington and I don't know why you would even suggest that. Ha ha! Okay, I - Okay, think about this for a second, why would I want to view a city in my state, from above? No seriously, think about it, if I wanted to see what the cities around me look like from above, why would I need to spend $200 for a guided tour when I could do it right here in Microsoft Flight Simulator? Ha ha ha! *snort* Could you imagine? 'oh I wanna see what my city looks like, let me book a tour from a plane instead of driving around seeing the sights up close and possibly even going to some establishments along the way' see how ridiculous that sounds? *clears throat* So no, Paladin Derich I think that idea is quite frankly stupid and I would appreciate it if you never brought it up again. Ha ha ha!"
 
Phil was online 20 hours ago my time so 23 hours ago. That’s 10pm right before his stream where that day he said he wasn’t spending money on mobile games
 

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So the tax guy is hitting up Paul at this very moment & "pushing back." Too many business expenses & microtransactions doods! Do not be surprised tomorrow when he announces that he has to take another night off or two. Lmaoooooo
 
I am not surprised that he doesn't do anything interesting during special occasions, but at least try to do something for your WIFE's birthday and wedding anniversary. Now I don't know if Kat cares for celebrating those events, but she might be one of those people who doesn't care for those things because growing up her family never did those things.

But if she does care for those things and Phil keeps half assing those special occasions she might get frustrated and give her more of a reason to divorce him. If it hasn't happen yet, then definitely down the road it will build up and she explodes and leaves his pigroach ass.

What is sad is that it is not like they have been together for 10 or 20 years but its their 3rd wedding anniversary which is sad. And going to the zoo for the millionth time is lazy and stingy as fuck. He could literally go to TripAdvisor and find so many things to do for the cheap. If he is cheap for an anniversary then imagine everything else he does on a daily basis for her; god their sex must suck or nonexistent.
Man he hasn't even took her for a honeymoon. He's 3 or 4 years too late for that. The night of the wedding, instead of being at a hotel, carrying Kat over the threshold, ripping off her garters, and consummating the marriage he was on Twitter bragging how machoor and gwown up he is for getting a wife. And he's been bitching that he couldn't even afford to go on a honeymoon ever since.
First of all why the FUCK would you get married? Why the FUCK would she marry into that? "Oh but muh dying parents" His parents are STILL here aren't they?? His fucking parents footed most of the wedding expenses too! So literally, unironically, and actually he was not ready to get married. Second of all he's technically been having mini honeymoons every week. Because you know his idea would be to eat, walk around, and maybe fuck after. Third how are you oh so respectful of the sanctity of the marital bond between man and woman but shy away at the mere thought of having kids with her? (again not saying he should).
I could go on about how sus it is that Kat deletes all forms of social media the day before and we can't see hide nor horsehair of her since. But I won't. It's just the small shit like this that makes me think he isn't being truthful about Kat. I KNOW her name is on the bankruptcy papers (btw starting to think its odd they never called her in for questioning/examination during the hearing) but great googly moogly you'd swear she only did it as a favour.
 
Big ups Mr. E for finding this in one of Phil's old vlog diatribes. Remember how Phil just a few months ago was bitching about people who buy flowers for Valentine’s Day? You know, the same guy who forgot his own wedding anniversary, and was bitching about that yesterday while also conveniently sneaking that into a beg? Well, Phil also said this:
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Big ups Mr. E for finding this in one of Phil's old vlog diatribes. Remember how Phil just a few months ago was bitching about people who buy flowers for Valentine’s Day? You know, the same guy who forgot his own wedding anniversary, and was bitching about that yesterday while also conveniently sneaking that into a beg? Well, Phil also said this:
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Also this is the same guy who ditched his ex girlfriends brothers wedding to play a video game:


"Try walking in someone else's shoe's"

The irony of that statement from a man who doesn't wear shoes or even leaves the house more than once a week.
 
Big ups Mr. E for finding this in one of Phil's old vlog diatribes. Remember how Phil just a few months ago was bitching about people who buy flowers for Valentine’s Day? You know, the same guy who forgot his own wedding anniversary, and was bitching about that yesterday while also conveniently sneaking that into a beg? Well, Phil also said this:
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"but now I quite enjoy the holiday being in a meaningful loving relationship" posted in 2014 when he was with Leanna. So he just stopped giving a shit when he married his dumpy rebound maid. Yet another confirmation that his marriage with Kat is a loveless sham.
 
You want to watch some faggot make fun of some homo you go to YouTube.
You want to watch actual gameplay streams you go to Twitch baby.
Found the clip
TS=6:10
LMAOOO It got age restricted?? DSP the ally of LGBT? So he isn't even getting paid for this video and it's still up? Cahm anh.
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I just finished the entire video. Listen ti the absolute sarcasm dripping in his voice as he 'apologises'. The shit where he pretends to yawn or talks through his nasal passage is him trying to play nonchalant. And watching him desperately trying to change the subject is hilarious
'oh whut you can't say homo? That's weird haha...'
'what if i just said the n word like PewDiePie? At least I didn't say the n word haha...'
And the constant glares at the chat. DARING anyone to call him out so he can LIMB them.
Guys I'm ready for my Alarm Clocks but I never fully realised how BAD that clip is
 
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Also this is the same guy who ditched his ex girlfriends brothers wedding to play a video game:

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"Try walking in someone else's shoe's"

The irony of that statement from a man who doesn't wear shoes or even leaves the house more than once a week.
There should be a compilation of all of his confirmed lies so we could tie all of his tells together. This guy looks up and to the left (his right) every time he tells a confirmed lie.
 
Big ups on the effort you put in, I think it's a retard trying to force a meme
You're thinkin too hard man. It's an image of a kid not knowing how to play with toys and looking at it like its some alien device, and DSP is a retard who doesn't know how to use anything without instructions. Simple as that.
 
Found this in the Terf memes thread and ?????????
feels like someone trying to force a meme, can anyone shed light?
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This is the type of stuff that Phil clutches on to say detractors force memes.

Edit: Then again, we’re talking about someone who unironically asked how to fire a gun when he played Doom after playing pretty much every single AAA FPS in existence.
 
There should be a compilation of all of his confirmed lies so we could tie all of his tells together. This guy looks up and to the left (his right) every time he tells a confirmed lie.

I've had a video idea for a long time - but wouldn't be qualified to make it myself. It would have to be made by someone who is an absolute lore master with a brain full of knowledge of DSP's content.

"DSP Lies It" - the ultimate comprehensive compilation of DSP lies.

I want to see every statement DSP has made, with a cut to another clip where DSP contradicts himself. For the easy luls it can be things like, "I never EVER told people to click on the Google Ad-sense ads..." cut with the clip of DSP telling people to click on the ads. But it could also go deeper. I want to see him explain that his back problems come from 1) A car accident in 2005, 2) A different car accident in 2009, 3) It developed gradually over many years, 4) It happened suddenly one day with no cause.

Then there are the shifting explanations for things depending on who DSP wants to shit on that day. All his financial misfortunes come from: 1) The guy in 2015 who gave Phil copyrighted thumbnail art so he had to delete 6 months of videos, 2) Youtube fucking him over, 3) Machinima fucking him over, 4) Twitch fucking him over, 5) His tax attorney fucking him over...

If someone had enough memory and resources, I'm sure they could dig up hundreds of significant lies, contradictions, and gaslight retcons from DSP's 14 year "legacy".
 
No Paladin Derich I will not take a fucking plane tour of Seattle from Lake Washington and I don't know why you would even suggest that.
Fly with my waif?!
The detractors will book a ticket, or worse sabotage the plane!
Phil was online 20 hours ago my time so 23 hours ago. That’s 10pm right before his stream where that day he said he wasn’t spending money on mobile games
This makes sense.
She's getting a golden Taker for their anniversary.
Phil wins detractors punching air.
 
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