DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

This is how DSP think his "office" looks like with the boxes

I like the Pandalee in the yellow hoodie

This is why you're a lolcow, Phil.
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So basically with these vids the most that has actually changed visually about ''The Pigman rants into a piece of plastic Show''is he has upgraded from the Semen sofa's to a chair with good lumbar support and empty boxes, both of which were ''donated''...

Well played Phillip, top of the C.V. with that one mate

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I just want to point out that less than 2 months ago Phil was bitching about men buying flowers for their SO on Valentine's day. Fast forward to April and he's forgotten his own anniversary.

The man is a parody of a person at this point.

 

[Samael Yoshitsuna]

I was wrong. They are cardrooms so they only have table games and poker.

There are at least two Indian casinos that are within roughly 30 minutes of Renton.

Muckleshoot and Snoqualmie.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Yeah I think they just deleted their social media and faded away. Hope they're doing well

Howard posted a video several months ago.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil's talked about buying scratchers himself. Used to do it weekly, according to him, so it was probably more like daily or every other day.

can you door dash lottery tickets?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

i kind of wonder, did John and Howard dissapear off the face of the earth? not that i want anyone to track them down. don't!

Howard was making urban explorer vids not too long ago, and then just stopped.

 

[Kheapathic]

can you door dash lottery tickets?

Technically, yes. But having a winning one might be a little hard to prove as they generally don't like straw purchases, and they do investigate any shenanigans if they think you're not the one who bought it. Yes people can and do pool tickets which is legal, but it's best to just buy them yourself, because every ticket is stamped with a date and time; and if you were clearly at home on camera when it was bought, how did you get it? You DoorDashed it? No sir, I don't believe you.

This is related to California lottery rules, Washington can be diffefent, but I figure they're mostly the same.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There's also people who like games that are hot garbage and will post 50% ironically and 50% unironically about how we need more of it. Case in point, I actually enjoyed King of Fighters: Maximum Impact. Do I think it's a good game, oh hell no. I know it's a hot mess, but was fun as something I could play and fuck around with, but never once would I argue it's well designed or anything like that. But I still want a Maximum Impact 3, in all its jank ass retarded glory.

If Phil could at least admit shortcomings but say he still likes it, it'd be better than pretending it's the most balanced game ever. It's okay to like trash, just admit you like trash.

I've got the same sort of relationship with the Hokuto no Ken fighting game. Hot garbage, I main one of the shittier characters with one of the hardest ToDshit combos to perform... but I still like it and I would've loved if we got Arcsys to make another one with way more characters. And when it comes to older games in a franchise I do that with Virtua Fighter and Tekken. With Virtua Fighter 4 there's not much you can talk shit about compared to 5FS except that it's way more complex, I pretty much like playing both equally.
With Tekken I have a similar relationship Phil has with Super Turbo with 3 and Tag Tournament 1. 3 has random damage and some janky combos or moves with complete bullshit properties. Tag 1 on the other hand is a hot mess. The balance is whack, different characters have different amounts of health, taller characters have way better sidesteps than shorter ones and that's just the things I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[Corpun]

That makes me wonder if Phil if he ever got round to doing a trash dump run and his garage fucking fuming with food boxes and food rotting...

He made a huge rant about it on his day off a few months ago, so I assume he did based on how much be bitched and moaned about the smell and hauling them and shit. Even Pigroach won't let trash accumulate inn all ten of his trash cans.

I'm sure the wheels are already turning in his gin brain to explain his "day off" tomorrow and make it sound like he both took his amazing wife out for a beautiful dinner for their anniversary (which he forgot until reminded, and that's not a conspiracy theory) and is also desperately broke and needs money immediately. Those days he wants to both brag and beg are always the best (aside from the mental breakdown rants like yesterday).

So guys, on my day of we went to an authenitic Chinese-East Asian cuisine buffet that my wife wanted to go to for a while now. *Some longwinded rant about some mundane shit that happened there, in addition to how they spent upwards of 70 dollars* Anyways guys, I really need help with next week's bills.

 

[Hogan of the South]

There are at least two Indian casinos that are within roughly 30 minutes of Renton.

Muckleshoot and Snoqualmie.

Just a shame he never leaves the snort fort. That reservation could really use that money for bills and daily
Expenses

 

[FormerPro]

I was watching random videos on YouTube and have to share this. Here is Justin Wong calling Super Turbo a fraudulent fighting game:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxTynjLaxiZbaHFSHjIDnZbELvp5jE_lCX

I would love to hear Phil’s thoughts on his reasoning

This would chap Phil's ass so much if he saw it he'd be doing another Gootecksesque prestream about Justin Wong.

Hearing him nonchalantly saying that he won majors on ST but he's "not proud of it" compared to finishing 4th on a bootleg port when nobody good played being Phil's proudest moment must hurt.

 

[Chose To Be One]

Lawyer Phil is one of my favorite Phils. Phil is always talking out of his ass but it becomes so much worse when he starts talking about legal matters or how the criminal justice system works.

Thank you for doing this.

Well maybe not for the "investor" but the rest of us gets to laugh at the result.

Yes. The answer to this will always be yes.

Tips.
You must be new here so hello buddy...run away while you still can, if you stick around and are interested in Phils scam take a look here:

DSP Tips Tracker

The DEETS Date,Month,Debit,Credit,Payee,Category,Notes,Expenses Summary 05-01-20,2020-05,$54.99,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,$49.99 + WA sales tax (10.0%), note that Sales tax increased to 10.1% in 2021,Month,Category,SUM of Debit 05-01-20,2020-05,$49.14,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,2020-05,[n...

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Yeah, I'm kind of new here. I was aware of DSP for a number of years now, but only recently I've decided to jump into the rabbit hole. Have to say that I'm not disappointed. The amount of content on Phil is quite amusing for me. Things like the Tips Tracker is so overanalyzed, that I'm surprised people have the will to even keep track of the dude's donations.

 

[Ptolemy]

can you door dash lottery tickets?

Honestly, this sums it up.
The Guy has a gambling addiction but he is so lazy he doesn't want to go out to actually gamble. WWE Champions is the perfect middle ground between gambling and his urge to stomp people in games.. WWE can make him feel like a winner in 99.7% of his matches while opening packs at 3am after stream to get his fix.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

can you door dash lottery tickets?

This sounds like something so dumb that only Phil would do it.

 

[Chose To Be One]

Honestly, this sums it up.
The Guy has a gambling addiction but he is so lazy he doesn't want to go out to actually gamble. WWE Champions is the perfect middle ground between gambling and his urge to stomp people in games.. WWE can make him feel like a winner in 99.7% of his matches while opening packs at 3am after stream to get his fix.

>The Guy has a gambling addiction
>he is so lazy he doesn't want to go out to actually gamble.

They should make a comedy show about the dude. You can't make this shit up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This sounds like something so dumb that only Phil would do it.

https://jackpocket.com/

 

[Sup3r]

Something that I'd never understand is that, if the man doesn't have enough money to even survive, let alone pay his debt, then why tf doesn't he tries to find a real job?
Don't get me wrong, YT and Twitch can be very well-paying job. But with his current financial status, I doubt that his YT career can actually pay for his daily needs.

He actually makes way more than most jobs, enough to easily live off of but it's just that his spending is entirely out of control. If he wasn't addicted to gacha, he'd easily be able to live well without panicking over not having enough for his days off but his need to spend means that he's spent up by the end of the day, if not sooner. Any normal person making the amount Phil does wouldn't be struggling because the issue here isn't the amount he makes but that Phil can't budget for shit. Keep in mind that this is after losing over 100k in cc debt in the bankruptcy and he's making far more than before it. Just to show how shit he is at handling his money, he never saves a single cent for his taxes and just expects for the wheelchairs to pay them for him through tips with him just relying on being on payment plans because it's less to pay in one go.

Phil has multiple ways to save money. Stop using doordash and cook for himself, Stop whaling on gacha, buy cheaper shit than the most expensive, stop paying for superfluous streaming services (including WWE) and shop at cheaper stores. But that would mean compromising something, which Phil will never do. He just expects to keep being able to buy the same amount and if that goes up (like when the vest streak first happened) then that becomes the new floor amount he needs to survive. All because he refuses to save any money, even for a "rainy day fund".

He'll never get a job that will pay him anywhere near how much he makes now while allowing him to be as toxic and lazy as he is now and he knows it. Phil's fucked up his image so much that he'd only be able to hold a job that doesn't have him being seen by the public and Phil's ego won't allow him to take something like that. And he'd never be able to hold any kind of job nowadays. He can't handle any criticism, flying of the handle at his own customers if they say something that slightly offends his sensibilities, is almost never on time for his own schedule and he does all this while expecting no form of punishment.

 

[Mr Clark]

Lawyer Phil is one of my favorite Phils. Phil is always talking out of his ass but it becomes so much worse when he starts talking about legal matters or how the criminal justice system works.

Lawyer Phil is best Phil. The way he interpets every legal issue just so happens (by total coincidence!) to favour him. Strange how that works.

Every day at work I see people channeling the Renton Retard and it gives me a giggle when they think they know better than I and the court.

I can kinda respect the stupid I see in court because they put their money where their mouth is. Phil however, is an absolute coward and pontificates on his legal woes so he can slide into his begging, knowing full well he won't do shit.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The way he interpets every legal issue just so happens (by total coincidence!) to favour him. Strange how that works.

well duh, he does nothing wrong, he does everything correct