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He can't eat a ham sandwich for fear of it being a relative. 
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Phil's talked about buying scratchers himself. Used to do it weekly, according to him, so it was probably more like daily or every other day.
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Indeed. If Phil had any sense, he'd sit back and enjoy the immense fortune he's had his entire life.
Supportive parents that have paid for everything in his life. Being able to travel across the country to play gaming tournaments and actually do very well in a big tournament that he never deserved. Then fall ass backward into a million dollar success slapping shit gaming videos online. Have a relatively attractive girl like Leanna fall in your lap that's well out of your league, fuck that up, and then another woman out of your league upends her life to be with you in like less than a month, and you somehow get these women despite being a shut-in ugly weirdo loser.
It's remarkable what a fuck up Phil is with the remarkable luck he's had.
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Thats the cheese method?
Thought thats how it was intended to be beaten as the game literally gives you the weapon at the beginning of the fight and even at +0 it can stun lock him from outside the poison range it you're not a tard and spam the attack button
I thought the cheese method was get the spear, quit out, upgrade it to +9, go back with mimic and rolflstomp him even more.
PP didn't do either, what he did was saw the guide he mentioned before break said there's a spear. Spammed the attack letting rykard recover, stood in the poison, face tanked the big snake, died a few times calling the fight stupid and gimmicky then reverted to Jump attack spam.
EDIT - He's also 120 fighting a boss most fight at 60+, and still managed to fuck it up.
Oh right and I love the completely convincing the acting he pulls when he decides he just wants maybe try the blasphomus blade, it just sounds like it has a cool ability.
Though I'm kinda curious about is how he sometimes knows what ashes of war are and then other times he has no fucking clue, in the same stream mind you.
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Phil is one of those people who dumped all their stat points into Luck at character creation. Even putting penalties on everything else to pump Luck as high as it can go. And I know it sounds silly, but its the easiest way to explain it. Some people decry how bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people. But Phillip Paul Burnell disagrees and makes his own luck... at the expense of his Strength, Endurance, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charsima.
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I was watching random videos on YouTube and have to share this. Here is Justin Wong calling Super Turbo a fraudulent fighting game:
I would love to hear Phil’s thoughts on his reasoning
I would love to hear Phil’s thoughts on his reasoning
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lmao nice find. I have heard that opinion from a lot of old FGC players and even if I removed all knowledge about DSP I would agree. What fighting game can be considered competitive when stun (the little birds/skulls floating above a players head) is completely random and not based on a certain amount of damage? Would love to see him try and deboonk what Justin said.
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Yeah he always seems to be teetering on some sort of scale where he has to make up something like having to make lunchmeat sandwiches instead of eating out and doesn't realize how much this makes him look on the other end of the scale.
Wife and him forgot about their anniversary? Ehhhh it's not a big deal she forgot too apparently so Phil isn't that terrible right? Well then that just tips the scale into your marriage being fuckin sad and the whole soul mate loving happy relationship doesn't seem to make much sense now does it? And how he cared more about a birthday week than the anniversary itself just making him seem incredibly self-centered in this charade.
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Phil is lucky he went to a private catholic school. less students means less people likely to notice him on the internet.
because if he went to a public school, chances are someone he went to school with would have spoke up about him and called him out on his BS.
because if he went to a public school, chances are someone he went to school with would have spoke up about him and called him out on his BS.
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I still don't understand where Phil gets the idea that his partnership removal was considered a breach of contract. I don't believe he is fully talking out of his ass since he usually makes sure his lies have a bit of credibility or are technical truths ("we didn't just get Jasper, we've had him for months").
Granted, this little snippet is from the Affiliate agreement, but I'm positive the same clause exists in the Partnership agreement as well. Twitch reimbursement is essentially at-will contract work in agreement between both parties. According to this little piece, when removing Phil from the Partnership program, they did nothing wrong and everything correct.
Even if the termination was a breach and Phil believes they wer in violation of his worker's rights, WA is an at-will state so it wouldn't matter. Beyond that, as stated, Twitch streaming is technically contract work.
Granted, this little snippet is from the Affiliate agreement, but I'm positive the same clause exists in the Partnership agreement as well. Twitch reimbursement is essentially at-will contract work in agreement between both parties. According to this little piece, when removing Phil from the Partnership program, they did nothing wrong and everything correct.
Even if the termination was a breach and Phil believes they wer in violation of his worker's rights, WA is an at-will state so it wouldn't matter. Beyond that, as stated, Twitch streaming is technically contract work.
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This is wrong. There are 3 Indian casinos near his condo in Renton.
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Indian Reservations are not subject to US state or federal law, my dude
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Scratchoffs are like WWE Champions, there's always some sort of "event" going on. I wouldn't try to 4D chess his schedule based on what's going on in the world of gambling addiction.
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I was wrong. They are cardrooms so they only have table games and poker.
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Really puts things in perspective. A whole fighting game revolving around nuances that have low mechanical skill required and is full of street niggery. The fact he holds this game in such regard and is such a true fighting game to him is because it was his one ticket to having any sort of relevancy in a community and STILL holds it up as a badge of honor despite everyone else involved even at their humbleist is saying "Yeah this game is full of niggershit".
These are players that will be like ,Yeah Super Turbo, what a funny game and look where we are now. Anyway time to play a better game.
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That reminds me, I used to cover another route doing deliveries in another town..
And there's a nice looking PC monitor and stuff ngl, pretty pricey by the looks of it,
As soon as I knock on the door, usual buzinezz, holy shit I look through the window and there's trash every fucking where
Used up cups, the disposable red covers, cans, dishes with forks on top waiting to be cleaned... And yet this guy has nice PC setups...
And as soon as the door opened
Hooo boy, the
And no children inside thank God
That makes me wonder if Phil if he ever got round to doing a trash dump run and his garage fucking fuming with food boxes and food rotting...
You get those guys, you know the childless and extremely messy ones, and you think... No..
Die not only childless but a virgin too...
Phil is that kind of probable TurboVirgin only if the Latina chick didn't peg him first
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There's also people who like games that are hot garbage and will post 50% ironically and 50% unironically about how we need more of it. Case in point, I actually enjoyed King of Fighters: Maximum Impact. Do I think it's a good game, oh hell no. I know it's a hot mess, but was fun as something I could play and fuck around with, but never once would I argue it's well designed or anything like that. But I still want a Maximum Impact 3, in all its jank ass retarded glory.
If Phil could at least admit shortcomings but say he still likes it, it'd be better than pretending it's the most balanced game ever. It's okay to like trash, just admit you like trash.
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This is how DSP think his "office" looks like with the boxes
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I'm sure the wheels are already turning in his gin brain to explain his "day off" tomorrow and make it sound like he both took his amazing wife out for a beautiful dinner for their anniversary (which he forgot until reminded, and that's not a conspiracy theory) and is also desperately broke and needs money immediately. Those days he wants to both brag and beg are always the best (aside from the mental breakdown rants like yesterday).
