DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[architects]

Has this dude really taken 3 nights off for “tax work”? Fuck does he pay his tax guy for?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I was so irritated by this shit that I autistically made a video debunking it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rpU_Fslsmw

You’re doing god’s work with the audio exposition before the clips. Big fan of this.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

So it turns out our boy Rahdan was not supposed to get his kneecaps busted.

elaborate?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

My theory is that they're all autistic (most are actually confirmed to be on the spectrum from the doxes)

I really hate how phil reacts to these autist's superchats. Its a combination of apathy and patronization that anyone with an adult style brain in their head can see right through.

"I'm glad to hear you X"
"I'm happy to hear you Y"
"It's good that you got to Z"
Inner monologue: "Thanks for the money dipshit"

No followups, jokes, insights, or chumming around. He simply addresses and dismisses them ASAP.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

elaborate?

They slightly retracted the nerf

 

[cold555]

Imagine if YouTube ever charged for bandwidth like Vimeo?

I just saw: Phil will break the magic 61k videos uploaded mark today. At the moment he sits at 60.998 videos. Today will most likely come 4 new videos to this number. At least one small victory right before his goutfest.

if Phil put one video out per day, it would take 167 years.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Has this dude really taken 3 nights off for “tax work”? Fuck does he pay his tax guy for?

It should only take you 3 hours max to do taxes it’s really not that complicated and especially nowadays with all these tools at your disposal. He’s just milking “time off” from his oh so busy schedule.

I believe at this point he should just take a full week off but leave the stream up. Make the tip goal $200 for him to do his “pahdcast”
Or even touch a controller. Watch them whales sweat a little harder keeping up with the pace of that boat.

If they really cared they’d throw that money

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

I'm not the one who follows streamers (except Phil but it's from an anthropological point of view) but a streamer should have a little charisma, a little flair. Be able to behave and be a little nice and spontaneous with their fans. The game itself is basically secondary.

However, Phil has never shown any natural joy or goodwill towards his viewers. A cold demenor that only breaks up when whining or begging for money. Phil is a fucking grinch who reacts with banning fans if there jokes are to mean about him. We are talking about a 40 year man who gets jealous when one in his chat gets too much attention. Phil is just beyond tragic now.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I hope we see less Snort Burnell-esque videos and more like that. The thoughts are calm, clear, and collected. These are the type of videos Phil should be showing on his debunk detractors streams. Not some 30 minute mockumentary.

Snort Burnell’s format becomes tiring after a short while and anyone new who may stumble upon those videos won’t understand half of it.

It’s ok if you’re already familiar with the Goutverse, but confusing and unstructured for someone who really doesn’t know much about Phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Very good video. I applaud people who actually use their voice and not some damn voice-to-text bullshit in their videos.

As far as the hiding donations.... How. The Hell. Do you forget about adding the tips to the tips goal but absolutely remember the "trolls" (who weren't trolling but he still personally banned) talking about the tips you forgot about?

But hey, I'm not even surprised. He's done this shit before over and over and over again. Also, Gametrekker, you're an idiot. To tip and bring that up shows you knew some shady shit was going on. Yet still, even after he's clearly saying a bunch of bullshit, you continue to tip the guy because you can't control yourself.

All this over a Kirby kids game.... Jesus Christ...

Just wait, if one of his dentheads (or Phil himself) mentions this video, Phil will deny it up and down, trying to weasel out of pure evidence.

But, that's probably too much work, so Phil will just ban everyone who mentions it (as usual).

 

[Lord_Point]

Just wait, if one of his dentheads (or Phil himself) mentions this video, Phil will deny it up and down, trying to weasel out of pure evidence.

But, that's probably too much work, so Phil will just ban everyone who mentions it (as usual).

DSP is so predictable. Even if does address the issue he is just going to say some mod banned them but he has no idea who or why or what you're even thalking ahbout!

 

[strandedcastaway]

It should only take you 3 hours max to do taxes it’s really not that complicated and especially nowadays with all these tools at your disposal. He’s just milking “time off” from his oh so busy schedule.

I believe at this point he should just take a full week off but leave the stream up. Make the tip goal $200 for him to do his “pahdcast”
Or even touch a controller. Watch them whales sweat a little harder keeping up with the pace of that boat.

If they really cared they’d throw that money

He isn't "doing" his taxes. Though he does use the phrase "work on my taxes" to describe this, so I understand the confusion. Phil paid a "tax guy" ($1000 in February from Phil's own words) and this person does the taxes. These nights off are just to gather materials to send to him. Apparently this act alone takes Phil more than 10 hours to do.

 

[Hogan of the South]

He isn't "doing" his taxes. Though he does use the phrase "work on my taxes" to describe this, so I understand the confusion. Phil paid a "tax guy" ($1000 in February from Phil's own words) and this person does the taxes. These nights off are just to gather materials to send to him. Apparently this act alone takes Phil more than 10 hours to do.

I don’t even buy that. It’s so he can play his gotcha in peace and stroke off to sweaty jpgs


Let’s be Hahnest, there ain’t no work being done. They’ve already came at him once and barely dented him. He’s not afraid of the tax boogie man.

As long as the idiots keep shoveling money at him he’s invincible

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He isn't "doing" his taxes. Though he does use the phrase "work on my taxes" to describe this, so I understand the confusion. Phil paid a "tax guy" ($1000 in February from Phil's own words) and this person does the taxes. These nights off are just to gather materials to send to him. Apparently this act alone takes Phil more than 10 hours to do.

Strangely enough I think it was friday's babbling therapy session where he mentioned he doesn't have the money for a tax attorney or to pay someone to "do" his taxes which is why he has to take 3 night streams off..

then like 5 mins later he said he needs to take this time off to get the information together to send to his "tax attorney", so there's that too.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The LD theory makes sense because I think he literally CANNOT understand how much he spends. He just.... spends.

I'm not sure that this is tied to LD, it might be but I'm not sure.

I have know of 3 people IRL that have had a similar problem, 1 very anecdotal but the other 2 I'm more familiar with.

Both cases was just regular folks in every way except they simply could not understand what things cost and how that tied into the amount of money that was available each month. They would just buy stuff, nick knack or groceries on a whim and forget actual important bills, in both cases their spouses ended up taking full control of the family finances and putting then on an allowance.

With Phil he also, until the recent WWE Champions thing seems to always have had more money at hand than he could spend, early on before all the YouTube $ this was done with credit cards and when the YouTube $ went down he went back to credit cards.

I was so irritated by this shit that I autistically made a video debunking it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rpU_Fslsmw

I have not seen his chat during all this. So the trolls harassing him about the "forgotten" tips, is that a figment of his imagination or is it the fact that it was talked about here?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Strangely enough I think it was friday's babbling therapy session where he mentioned he doesn't have the money for a tax attorney or to pay someone to "do" his taxes which is why he has to take 3 night streams off..

then like 5 mins later he said he needs to take this time off to get the information together to send to his "tax attorney", so there's that too.

He cried not long ago that he had to pay some form of tax educated individual like $1500

Feb 2 daily crap.

Jan 25 first stream begcast

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

So Phil wanted to hide the money.
Phil banned and ignored anyone that asked him about it during the last Kirby stream.
When openly confronted by a whale, he lies about the previous two points, offers no justification for why he can't count it now, and makes a promise for a hypothetical future.
An excellent example of Phil lying without hesitation, and acting with absolute malicious sleaze.

Totally missed your post and I usually read everything you post because its to the point like @Piece of Peace video without the hatred for Phil or the autistic/meme talk (No offense to anyone who talks like that, I am just over it.)

Phil has been hiding money for a long time. The only instance that I can recall him trying to take money and people/trolls made him give the money back was the DJRuno incident. When DJRuno donated for a game to be bought and played and Phil spent the money on something else because he was broke. DJRuno was ignored in chat asking about whats going on so some troll on his forums pretended to be DJRuno... with a name thats not DJRuno but Phil still believed it... and asked for his money back:

Spoiler: Fake DJRuno's Reply

Then Phil goes on this super rant on a Minecraft stream because DJRuno is a piece of shit for reporting his scam to Twitch and Paypal. Even types a message on his forum.

Spoiler: Phil's Mad Rant

And DJRuno all of a sudden gets his money back then disappears forever.


This is just one example. There are man, many, many more, and it proves that when you threaten to out him for his scams.... he will insult you, but all of a sudden not be broke anymore and give money back.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

incoming fake faning of monkey island, Devolver announced a return to monkey island. Huge fan, played them all between keeping the SF scene alive, being a pro, hosting tournaments, lan parties, body building and healing from a car accident that melted his face and almost killed him

 

[bajagoogoo]

He cried not long ago that he had to pay some form of tax educated individual like $1500

I have deep swell of pity for the poor bastard that has to deal with DSP's statements, slowly going mad as they're desperately trying to explain to DSP that cat litter can't be deducted as a business expense because Jasper was on stream.

 

[detractorzer0]

He isn't "doing" his taxes. Though he does use the phrase "work on my taxes" to describe this, so I understand the confusion. Phil paid a "tax guy" ($1000 in February from Phil's own words) and this person does the taxes. These nights off are just to gather materials to send to him. Apparently this act alone takes Phil more than 10 hours to do.

He doesn't have a business account. All of his PayPal transactions go to his personal bank account and he never keeps daily books so he is forced to go through an entire year's worth of transactions for both paypal and his bank account to try to figure out what is "business related" and what isnt. Twitch gave out actual tax forms, and Google does as well, but only for ad revenue (I believe). If Phil had a business account and sent everything there and then paid himself he would have a much easier time, but Phil never thinks ahead. So he's stuck trying to get everything together at the last minute and exposing himself to possibly getting audited (he won't).