DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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So Slayer was unemployed the whole time he was giving hundreds to Phil.... color me unsurprised.

LOL. Another part-time hourly wage-slave dumping thousands to someone who makes more in a year than they will in 3-5.

 

[FaXmachine]

LOL. Another part-time hourly wage-slave dumping thousands to someone who makes more in a year than they will in 3-5.

Is there a psychological reason these guys do this? Like I partly get the people who give to thots since they have the delusion for the thot getting with them but Phil, wtf the fuck do they get out of that. The thots usually sound happy about the tip too unlike Phil who moans or ignores things. Guess it could be findom but fuck knows lol.....

 

[Surly Muppet]

Why am I not surprised the wheelchair can't actually use his degree because he's such a dent that nobody will hire him. What a waste of money.

I'm going to float the theory that his parents forced him to get this job after they found the credit card statements where he whaled for Phil.
Having to actually work is a strong counteragent to pignosis. Let's see if our boy learns something, but I think he may be too far gone.

Can I also just ask, why is he going wild on leg slaps this year? As soon as those booty shorts came out, he's started doing strange rhythmic slaps on his legs when transitioning between points.
This is extremely fucking weird. I've never seen a grown man do this on his bare legs when speaking to someone, and he's definitely doing it more than he did in the past.

 

[abomination created]

Slayer may not keep his job long. I'm sure after he's gone orientation will now have a 15 minute "don't fucking talk about One Piece" section in his memory.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Is there a psychological reason these guys do this? Like I partly get the people who give to thots since they have the delusion for the thot getting with them but Phil, wtf the fuck do they get out of that. The thots usually sound happy about the tip too unlike Phil who moans or ignores things. Guess it could be findom but fuck knows lol.....

The best reason I can come up with is that these sad sad sad losers look at Phil like the Alpha Beta cuck, they see his success as some sort of success for Beta kind as a whole.

It's sort of the same thing you see when whales give money to "fight da trolls" they see them giving money to Phils who is being hounded by mean bullyjerks, as them fighting back at their own bullies by proxy.

 

[capefear56]

Is there a psychological reason these guys do this? Like I partly get the people who give to thots since they have the delusion for the thot getting with them but Phil, wtf the fuck do they get out of that. The thots usually sound happy about the tip too unlike Phil who moans or ignores things. Guess it could be findom but fuck knows lol.....

My theory is that they're all autistic (most are actually confirmed to be on the spectrum from the doxes) and that something about Phil's over-the-top manchild personality appeals to them in a way neurotypical people can't understand. Sort of like how the Sonic fandom has a disproportionate number of autists. Individuals on the spectrum are extremely gullible and can't sense deception, hostility, entitlement, etc. They're effectively blind to the many negative characteristics DSP is infamous for.

They cant:

-Consider something from the perspective of someone else
-Read facial expressions
-Determine emotions from tone of voice
-Grasp figurative language
-Sense sarcasm (this is an extension of their inability to understand opposing perspectives)

They really love:

-Schedules. Down to the minute, every day has a routine that they stick to religiously, and get really upset when it's not upheld.
-People who express emotions in an over-the-top, exaggerated way, because it's all they can understand.
-Social connections, of any kind. Autistic people desperately seek friends, and often congregate together as only fellow autists tend to understand/put up with them.

They don't really care about:

-Social norms, of any kind. Potty jokes from a 40-year old? Why not.
-How someone dresses/looks. The more vibrant and outlandish, the better.


All of this is a perfect mix for becoming a DSP superfan.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Slayer is watching Phil on his lunch break at his new job, working in a warehouse.
He hasn't tipped though. Imagine announcing that you're currently earning money but then basically refusing to give any to Phil when he needs to pay his bills.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

LOL. Another part-time hourly wage-slave dumping thousands to someone who makes more in a year than they will in 3-5.

There might be hope for him. Maybe he'll realize after working 8 hours in a warehouse for 4 days a week and only taking home what Phil makes in 1 stream that blowing his parents money on him was pretty fucking stupid.

But you never know with these idiots., Autism is unstoppable.

 

[capefear56]

There might be hope for him. Maybe he'll realize after working 8 hours in a warehouse for 4 days a week and only taking home what Phil makes in 1 stream that blowing his parents money on him was pretty fucking stupid.

But you never know with these idiots., Autism is unstoppable.

Hafiz make money now. Hafiz wish he could give Phil more money but Hafiz need pay for things. Hafiz give what he can. Hafiz feel bad.

 

[Dona Morte]

EDIT: Phil complains that there is no way to fix the deflating balloon and it'll get worse on his day off. Maybe get a replacement? Though I do like the idea of him sitting in front of deflated balloons on his special day.
Phil explains "The four is fine, but the circle is deflating."
The circle.
This is why it takes him so long to do his taxes. He can't tell the difference between numbers and shapes.

This is either a learning disability or Dyslexia. Dyscalculia also comes to mind because he literally cannot compute basic math. This involves number retention in short term memory to retrieve it.
Typically people with this will find it hard to understand calculations- need repetition, cannot compute basic calculations.
The LD theory makes sense because I think he literally CANNOT understand how much he spends. He just.... spends.
The question is CAN he remember how much he spends on Champions?
When he reads he tends to misread, and what is called miscue. Especially when he tries to speak certain words.
Could be gin, but he always had a limited vocabulary.
Come to think of it the schedule repetition could also be from his own brain decay.
It could have an ADHD component because he literally CANNOT sit still when he plays games.
Since I spoke about this before I will stop there, but I will just surmise that it is getting harder and harder for him to simply just FOCUS. This is why he spends so much time on menu's and requires a lot of movement.

 

[capefear56]

This is either a learning disability or Dyslexia. Dyscalculia also comes to mind because he literally cannot compute basic math. This involves number retention in short term memory to retrieve it.
Typically people with this will find it hard to understand calculations- need repetition, cannot compute basic calculations.
The LD theory makes sense because I think he literally CANNOT understand how much he spends. He just.... spends.
The question is CAN he remember how much he spends on Champions?

He would have been diagnosed a long time ago if he any form of SLD. That doesn't slip past childhood. Especially dyscalculia, and especially if he was valedictorian. You can't just straight up skip all math classes in school. It's probably sleep deprivation and gin causing him to make stupid mistakes as usual.

 

[Dona Morte]

He would have been diagnosed a long time ago if he any form of SLD. That doesn't slip past childhood. Especially dyscalculia, and especially if he was valedictorian. You can't just straight up skip all math classes in school. It's probably sleep deprivation and gin causing him to make stupid mistakes as usual.

Uh no.
We are getting into PL territory for me so I will have to stop right there.
Let's just say Valedictorian does not mean you cannot have a learning disability.
Chris Chan for example did very well in his school but looking at his work shows a different story.

 

[capefear56]

Chris Chan for example did very well in his school but looking at his work shows a different story.

DSP did not 'stealth' his way into valedictorian without even understanding what numbers are or how they work. We're reaching absurd territory.

 

[Kheapathic]

For anyone who's curious about YouTube taxes; they do a pretty good job of making it easy for you.

First attachment is the AdSense dashboard; where you see your stuff and they link you to your 1099. They allow you access to records for up to 3 years IIRC. And keep in mind, like any responsible business, Google/YouTube submit this to the IRS. So when he'd tell people "They don't know what I owe," like he did when he started the tax problems; no, they knew, they always knew.

Second attachment is your basic 1099 (contractor); money is listed in the Royalties field.

Whatever numbers Phil wants you to believe he needs to crunch is a lie; not sure who he's expecting to fool (aside the wheelchairs).

 

[RandyFries]

Forgive me for getting a ping.

DSP Wants His Viewers To Double Their Support Because Of His Poor Planning. Pigsplains Taxes

He needs that money, he really really does#dsp#dspgaming #eldenring #taxes#wingsofredemption #jordiejordan #boogie2988 #lowtiergod

www.youtube.com

Linked this video.

DSP is lying AF. To prep taxes you need a tax prep ID ( a monkey can get one to be fair) but they need to know the most basic law shit. For what little it's worth and I don't mean to pop in and brag but I hold a few SEC certs and yeah who does your taxes is on the line, not DSP... like his lie.

I'm sure no one is shocked he's dishonest to hit his pay pigs but as mentioned before and a little reading he's putting his taxes on a credit plan.... wew lad thats dumb.

tl;dr
If your tax prep agent does insane retard shit or wrong, they are liable. DSP is lying again.
Someone wanted me to share this.

You are wrong. The taxpayer is liable for taxes due even if the tax preparer made mistakes. They are the taxpayers taxes after all.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

How much Narcissism and Autism do you have to have to writer something like this:

"My mature adult week of sitting on my ass playing video games and paying my tax guy to do my taxes look great.....

ESPECIALLY MY 40TH BIRTHDAY BASH where I eat disgusting food in front of strangers and BEG all day!"

 

[Wormy]

Is there a psychological reason these guys do this? Like I partly get the people who give to thots since they have the delusion for the thot getting with them but Phil, wtf the fuck do they get out of that. The thots usually sound happy about the tip too unlike Phil who moans or ignores things. Guess it could be findom but fuck knows lol.....

Phil has, unfortunately, a Cult Leader magnetism. Weak people are drawn to him, and willing to do anything for a morsel of his approval. It's why I've said that him being a fuck up in every other way is a bit of a relief as it'll keep him from real power to do damage on a meaningful scale instead of being another scam artist.

That said, Capefear presents a pretty solid case for them being autists. Which makes me wonder how I can get an audience of speds with money to burn....

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Uh no.
We are getting into PL territory for me so I will have to stop right there.
Let's just say Valedictorian does not mean you cannot have a learning disability.
Chris Chan for example did very well in his school but looking at his work shows a different story.

Chris didn't do well in school. A ween found a ton of his old assignments after the house fire and Chris got C's on average when he wasn't outright failing. That was with help from his parents and with pity from teachers who knew he was autistic.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_Leaks

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

LOL. Another part-time hourly wage-slave dumping thousands to someone who makes more in a year than they will in 3-5.

No, see, you just don't get it.
Every DSP fan is a crypto-mastermind who owns more than all of us put together. The money they throw away on Phil is absolutely nothing to to them and in no way affects their lifestyles whatsoever.
: copium :

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Uh no.
We are getting into PL territory for me so I will have to stop right there.
Let's just say Valedictorian does not mean you cannot have a learning disability.
Chris Chan for example did very well in his school but looking at his work shows a different story.

Dyscalculia is pretty serious, it just isn't something people won't notice. Phil has admitted that he was on medication for something, so it's not like his parents were hands off and ignored everything. His mom sounds like the type of parent that was very involved in everything he did, too much so, and would probably want to find any reason for a slight underperformance.

Having learning disabilities and being valedictorian? Not possible. He very likely wouldn't be allowed to take IB/Honor/AP classes, so he wouldn't have a weighted GPA. And if he had a learning disability he'd be put into some sped classes, so that would affect his GPA as well.