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- 5 de Mayo, 2020
A reminder that this droopy-faced motherfucker said "Welcome home" the day he somehow got 1000 viewers. As if he was being returned to by all kinds of wayward souls lured away by the detractor version of pignosis. Skyrim Granny lives every day as if it's possible for him to get a good rep with no effort.
That one ranks pretty fucking high on the list of things Burns Money Burnell wouldn't utter aloud if he thought about it for more than half a second. When you're known by a community for being a selfish unimaginative liar who's also not taking good care of things, living or no, you don't hint at the possibility that your pet cat is sick unless you want a virtual ass-whooping. They're GOING to assume something really is wrong and you're exploiting it.
Douchebag really does himself no favors by refusing to remember that detractors know who and what he really is.
Oh, it would be worse than that, and if collecting wrestling jpegs for fake internet points weren't the center of this lumpy waddling fuck-duck's universe, he would be kept from going after people for the public appearances alone. As we've seen from the translucent slides and an unboxing video where he's in front of a mirror, Dave's most regrettable ejaculation can't even talk to people without feeling the need to rock and pose.
Imagine him in a court room full of strangers and needing to sell some of the biggest and most retarded-sounding whoppers of his illustrious career. With a LOT of his own money at stake. And the whole detractor community tuning in.
