Containment What If?

What if Barb maced Chris?
Barb would threaten to mace Chris if he didn't get her share of the tugboat money. Chris would explain that he already spent it all on legos and tools for his anti blarms campaign. Barb would precede to mace Chris violenty.
What if Chris applied for a job as a mall santa so he could have girls sit on his lap, but got stuck working as a elf instead?
 
what if instead of Chris being obsessed with playstation and hating xbox it was the other way around?

He'd call the PlayStation a PayStation, and he would probably bitch at 343 Industries for changing the Master Chief's armor. It may or may not have lead to a macing incident.

What if Chris entered an Animus from the Assassin's Creed series?
 
What if the TV show Jackass put up those "Do not try this at home or send us videos of you doing stupid stuff" Disclaimers because Chris kept sending them stupid/nasty videos.
 
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