💼 Careercow Darrick Dishaw / Venger Satanis / Kort'thalis Publishing - Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards

French bread is pretty cheap, so is canned sauce, pepperoni and mozzarella. Start to finish you can make one in under 25 minutes, baking included.

It's not like dude has a job to go to, and he's definitely not DMing, planning a con or writing modules, so he's got time.
 
Stouffers French Bread pizza is a very solid C+, maybe a B-. Worst thing abotu them is they are kind of expensive. Darrick is in the midwest, so he could just spend an extra $5 and go get a better product from the local pizza place.
Gonna go out on a limb and say that Darrick has been smoking so much weed for so long that he probably prefers this kind of garbage to actual decent tasting food.
 
I haven't listened to more than a few seconds of the show, but I heard Pundit saying that "SJWs can't stand" that their guest host, Taylor Lane, is trans/agender or something (WE HAVE A BLACK FRIEND LOL). I wonder if Darrick mentioned his trans-alien-ness? I'm honestly surprised he hasn't invoked it to deflect criticism.
 
Última edición:
You'd think that regularly GMing would give you some innate ability to speak to others just via experience, but I guess not. No wonder charisma's considered a dumpstat by these clowns.
I haven't listened to more than a few seconds of the show, but I heard Pundit saying that "SJWs can't stand" that their guest host, Taylor Lane, is trans/agender or something (WE HAVE A BLACK FRIEND LOL). I wonder if Darrick mentioned his trans-alien-ness? I'm honestly surprised he hasn't invoked it to deflect criticism.
He won't because he knows he'd be made more fun of. It'd also almost certainly drive more criticism since he outed himself as an Ultraterrestrial Otherkin during trans-week, likely to trigger the libs own the libs. Even though it's almost entirely certain he believes it on some level given he fucking thinks his terrible book settings are another dimension and he wants the Merge to happen because it'd make him a god.
 
It gets addressed mostly here by Pundit and the other guy: https://youtu.be/XinCH9bINv8?t=3916

I think Venger talks about it earlier in the episode but... blech
Jobe Bittman whining about this thread having pictures of Darrick's wife and kids, when THIS IS ALL STUFF VENGER POSTED IN THE CONTEXT OF PROMOTING HIS STAR WARS SLASHFIC COOMER DUNGEONS.

One thing I absolutely HATE about Venger, Pundit (whose real name is John Tarnowski - he hates when people mention that), and other alt-lite RPG nerds is how much they try to cultivate a "bad boy" persona, engage in outright name-dropping harassment and brigading, then cry like bitches about "doxxing" the instant someone reposts info THAT THEY THEMSELVES POSTED ON A PUBLIC FORUM OR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. Absolute bitches.
 
Jobe Bittman whining about this thread having pictures of Darrick's wife and kids, when THIS IS ALL STUFF VENGER POSTED IN THE CONTEXT OF PROMOTING HIS STAR WARS SLASHFIC COOMER DUNGEONS.

One thing I absolutely HATE about Venger, Pundit (whose real name is John Tarnowski - he hates when people mention that), and other alt-lite RPG nerds is how much they try to cultivate a "bad boy" persona, engage in outright name-dropping harassment and brigading, then cry like bitches about "doxxing" the instant someone reposts info THAT THEY THEMSELVES POSTED ON A PUBLIC FORUM OR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. Absolute bitches.
Exactly, this is all stuff I have found of his wife and kids that Darrick posted about himself on the internet, he has nobody to blame but himself. Hasn't he learned that things that are posted on the internet stay on the internet forever? That is basic internet safety also, the only reason why I was able to find all of this stuff is he posts so much under the name "Venger Satanis" so he left quite a paper trail when he could have avoided that by using unique names for his more embarrassing stuff.

I wouldn't be surprised if Danielle made him leave the internet out of fear or something.

Seriously, if you get doxed, the best way to deal with it is to ignore it and go on your merry way, especially if these people aren't harassing you in real life which we aren't aside from the fact that I am pretty sure most of us live nowhere near Darrick, it is against the rules and trolls often ruin the fun for everyone watching a lolcow. The fact they talked about the thread on this podcast that has his dox means that they failed in that part.
 
It gets addressed mostly here by Pundit and the other guy: https://youtu.be/XinCH9bINv8?t=3916

I think Venger talks about it earlier in the episode but... blech
Thanks. I have extracted the relevant parts of the automated transcript, only noting who the speaker of which section is and fixing some minor errors and slur censorship:

Jobe Bittman / Florida Man RPG:
1:05:16
yeah i mean i did want to just take this one other uh one other dimension this is well i was going to ask venger before is it
1:05:22
okay to post the link to that kiwi farms thing just because this site yeah this site is crazy i'm
1:05:29
going to put it in the chat if people want to check this out later um
1:05:36
the this thread on venger started in like october of
1:05:41
2021 october 1st 2021 there's 30 pages of this and i looked at you know they
1:05:46
have venger and they have a bunch of other people on here but like these are these are some crazy fucking people that
1:05:52
like uh i i mean i guess these are you know kind of like your doxxers but i mean
1:05:58
there's a ton of these people that have like everything imaginable about venger posted up on
1:06:04
here his kids names like pictures of his kids like it's pretty crazy there's like pictures
1:06:10
of his wife's boobs i mean like these are some crazy crazy people
1:06:16
but they did i i did notice i read through that entire 30-page thread
1:06:21
and uh they're not completely without any class because one of the guys says watching inappropriate characters it seems that
1:06:27
venger and pundit is uh are particularly uh it seems that
1:06:32
neither venger nor pundit is particularly comfortable on camera the third host joe bittman is the only one
1:06:39
who seems natural and confident during the show

Venger:
that's pretty fucking funny


Jobe:
alright venger
1:06:45
acts like what you see above pundit spends a lot of time laughing nervously and explaining his own unfunny jokes
1:06:53
politics aside bittman seems like the only one you wouldn't be embarrassed to invite to a party at your house

Venger:
1:07:01
well there's i get the feeling that the person that posted that is probably not
1:07:06
an unbiased individual yeah


Jobe:
okay yeah it was me

RPGPundit / John Tarnowski:
1:07:11
it was you no i didn't think it was you but you know that sort of threat is obviously going
1:07:17
to attract certain people because usually kiwi farms is like you know they're they're shitposters right and
1:07:23
they're just you know they they like to well i think that's part of this section they have called lolcows which is uh
1:07:31
you know a whole forum about people they find funny on the internet
1:07:36
right um but uh obviously in this case because of the politicization element there's
1:07:43
probably some people that that post there you know on that sort of thread that are just directly
1:07:50
you know um people that have a beef with me or with the venger or whatever


Jobe:
1:07:56
yeah but anyway i don't know i just posted a link i mean i i'd never heard of this site before and i thought it was kind of
1:08:03
crazy how much uh you know how much information

Pundit:
yeah it's funny they've got what
1:08:09
30 pages about venger he's finally beaten us on something you know like he's got he's got more attention from
1:08:16
them than anyone yeah


Jobe:
so anyway that's that's the only way i wanted to steer the conversation
1:08:22
once we were kind of through all vengers crap um so i don't know
1:08:28
i i i just try to stay out of the drama honestly it's like i've got too much going in my life to like add more drama
1:08:35
to my fucking life
 
Pundit low key insulted his grift buddy Darrick there even as he begins to nervously sweat given he liked us until this thread came too close to home.

"Venger finally beat us at something" huh? Wow. Now that's damning with faint praise if I ever heard anything. Even your 'friends' think your books suck Darrick.

But you heard it here; John Tarnowski clearly is a bit bitter that he didn't get a thread highlighting his true scotsman "only one who gets old school rpg" horseshit. If you need a quote on his arrogance, feel free to crop him mocking his circle friend's works and efforts. It's pretty gross tbh.
 
But you heard it here; John Tarnowski clearly is a bit bitter that he didn't get a thread highlighting his true scotsman "only one who gets old school rpg" horseshit. If you need a quote on his arrogance, feel free to crop him mocking his circle friend's works and efforts. It's pretty gross tbh.
If you want a starter pack, these two political blog entries of John Tarnowski are funny in hindsight:


If someone had told him in late 2008 that just in a few years he'd have moved on from praising Obama as "the triumph of diction and vocabulary. Finally, we have a U.S. leader who doesn't feel he has to dumb down either his talk or his accent, or be afraid to be intelligent and erudite" to being a shill and grifter for Orange Man...
 
If you want a starter pack, these two political blog entries of John Tarnowski are funny in hindsight:


If someone had told him in late 2008 that just in a few years he'd have moved on from praising Obama as "the triumph of diction and vocabulary. Finally, we have a U.S. leader who doesn't feel he has to dumb down either his talk or his accent, or be afraid to be intelligent and erudite" to being a shill and grifter for Orange Man...
I only mention this so no one needlessly duplicates work that's already been done. I'm working on an OP for a Tarnowski thread already. I'm a lazy shit, and there's A LOT to sift through, but I've started organizing it. Glad to share info/resources if anyone wants to. If not, no worries. I was gonna do it anyway, and I'm not asking for help here. I didn't really want to tip my hand, but I've already got pretty much everything Pundit would want to hide, anyway, so it really wouldn't matter at this point if he deleted everything. I don't wanna derail Darrick's thread, but since it came up, I thought I'd mention that I've been intending to make Pundejo his own thread for a while, now. He is DEFINITELY a cow.
 
Darrick has the munchies, I noticed every time he posts a food picture, he always has a glass of Mountain Dew. Is he autistically drinking it because it is chartreuse and he is obsessed with colors like that?

Ver archivo adjunto 3073055

But here is the best thing of all. Darrick is leaving the internet. Don't worry though, he will be back, he can't stand to not have the attention.

Ver archivo adjunto 3073061
I wonder if it's Mountain Dew for your reason, or because it's the stereotypical beverage of choice for the tabletop RPG nerd. Wasn't that joke in the famous Dead Alewives sketch?
 
Darrick and the gang are literally NPC memes.
20220315_161839.png
Also, maybe don't write gross coomer fic under your real name, or use a nom de plume that isn't compromised.
 
Darrick and the gang are literally NPC memes.
Ver archivo adjunto 3075928
Also, maybe don't write gross coomer fic under your real name, or use a nom de plume that isn't compromised.
His "Venger Satanis" Kickstarter profile has his real name and location. I think he puts his info out there on purpose, just so he can cry about "doxxing" when someone repeats it. Any chance he gets to cry victim, they jump all over it. It feeds into his wanna-be bad boy image.
 
His "Venger Satanis" Kickstarter profile has his real name and location. I think he puts his info out there on purpose, just so he can cry about "doxxing" when someone repeats it. Any chance he gets to cry victim, they jump all over it. It feeds into his wanna-be bad boy image.
Yeah, I think so too, though so far there has been radio silence from him so he might not cry victim this time, at least not right now, though I really think Danielle might have something to do with his silence considering her info is out there from what he has posted and she is probably fearing for herself and the kids even though we more feel bad about his kids having him as a father and Danielle? From what we know about her, she is equally crazy and enabling as a mommy wife, but again, she mostly stays off the internet and focuses on her job and being a mother. Still, she is one of the few people that Darrick listens to.
 
Well that was quick, in 48 hours Darrick is back! I knew he wouldn't leave forever, he likes the attention too much, still, the fact he couldn't leave the internet for a full week is quite laughable.

darrick is back.png

Also, today is Brie's birthday and he drew this for her (for a second, I thought Brie drew this herself)

darrick brie birthday.png
 
Última edición:
Atrás
Top Abajo