What The Fuck is La Croix?

[Never Scored]

Help me out here. Is it alcoholic? I don't understand.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's sparking water in a can. It's flavored and is non-alcoholic.

 

[Polock]

flavored

Allegedly flavored.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It's got a frog name, so whatever it is is not to be ingested.

 

[Gohn Joodman]

It’s that flavorless trash Hollywood hacks drink.

 

[MrTroll]

My grandpa used to drink La Croix. He is now dead. Coincidence? You tell me.

 

[SandyCat]

Allegedly flavored.

This reminds me of something I heard once

"La Croix is like drinking carbonated water while someone across the street yells the name of a flavor"

 

[I am vomit]

It's water that tastes like a fruit farted in it, it's also carbonated.

 

[Shidoen]

Imagine the crocs foot wear being drinkable and still having the same people that wear crocs drink it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's not bad.

 

[Red Hood]

Wasn't he the prissy-ass Prince of Los Angeles in VTMB?

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Imagine sticking a fruit up your asshole, douching, and carbonating the resulting liquid.
That's La Croix.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

soda water that tastes like a can since thats the only flavor it has

 

[Stoneheart]

Its just a cruel mockery of a german beverage, just like american beer...

slightly flavoured water is very common in germany i like our local one that has a tiny tiny bit of lemon in it. very refreshing.

 

[Probably a deer]

A pointless drink for hipsters.

 

[Cool kitties club]

The only people i know who like it are gays, transexuals, and non binary people

 

[Ged!]

Drinking La Croix is still less gay than drink White Claws

 

[Trash Puppet]

The only flavor I actually like is limoncello

 

[I am vomit]

The only flavor I actually like is limoncello

This, and peach-pear are the only ones worth it.

 

[AbyssStarer]

It's just seltzer in a can made from reverse osmosis water and it has no sweeteners in it. Pretty good deal, I like the peach-pear one. As far as the name goes:
https://www.rewindandcapture.com/why-is-la-croix-called-la-croix/

According to Business Insider, “‘La’ was taken from the city of La Crosse, and ‘Croix’ hails from the beautiful St. Croix River which flows between Wisconsin and Minnesota.” Being that this is the Midwest, the St. Croix River is pronounced with an elongated “o,” and so the drink is pronounced, “La Croy.”

Mostly only women drink it.