What The Fuck is La Croix?

[Never Scored]

Help me out here. Is it alcoholic? I don't understand.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My grandpa used to drink La Croix. He is now dead. Coincidence? You tell me.

But how did La Croix perforate his colon?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Pretty good deal

That reminds me of SodaStream...

https://www.thepennyhoarder.com/save-money/is-sodastream-cost-effective/

Which is apparently not that much cheaper, although you can make better flavors.

 

[BelUwUga]

Some kind of gay thing. I've only ever seen it in gay people's fridges, or consumed by gays. Maybe it's some kind of cum-based beverage?

 

[Positron]

 

[Cats]

 

[Dysnomia]