💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:

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More proof that Tammy hates Jack.

Wouldn't you if you were married to that? The fact she's not sitting next to him speaks volumes. The question is what did he do to piss her off this time?

Now that Jack is over a year into his diet, I thought it would be appropriate to compile a video of his progress: Enjoy!

ScalfaniDiet.mp4

It's been a year since he's been on this "diet" and he hasn't lost any weight. Supposedly he was going to be 100 pounds lighter at this point. Funny how that didn't happen when he's doing Fat on the Go all the time.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Some may wish death on Jack for his shit personality

Does anyone really wish for that?

Jack is one of the most unpleasant cows despite not being a sexual predator or pedophile like some; just because his personality is so awful.

But I want Jack to live forever and continue producing 2006-era Youtube videos.

 

[Pig Cups]

Maybe I'm really stupid but I just don't see what everyone else sees in Rob's posts. I think he has a cheeky sense of humour but I don't think he's trolling Jack.

HHH posted something similar awhile back questioning whether Rob was engaging in bonafide trolling, or non-trolling boomer interplay:

Maybe this is just the Super Bowl hangover still talking, but sometimes I wonder if Rob’s gentle skewering of Jack is a normal form of interaction for boomers, and I’m just too socially maladjusted to recognize it as anything but trolling.

But yeah, he’s clearly trolling. Off the top of my head, he made a video where the title is my fucking screen name. He also name drops @rubytintedchix and @Aaway in the same video. Look in my profile posts and you’ll find a Facebook posting of his that I saved because he name drops me again.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.

Now that Jack is over a year into his diet, I thought it would be appropriate to compile a video of his progress: Enjoy!

ScalfaniDiet.mp4

“I have got to make a change, or it’s gonna catch up to me.”

LMFAO. Nigger, you’ve already had anywhere from 2-4 strokes. Your dominant/right arm is dead. Your right side in general is fucked, as we can tell from your gait and drooping mouth. You’ve had 2x Achilles’ tendon blowouts. You have diabetes. Your cognitive functioning is visibly declining (not that you were intelligent to begin with, but the continued deterioration is tough to overlook). Your gut is a total wasteland. You are a mess.

I’d say that “it” has abso-fucking-lutely caught up with you already, Jack. But he will only consider this to be the case when he’s in the grave.

 

[MasterDisaster]

The question is what did he do to piss her off this time?

How about the Valentine's gift of a shirt using copywritten assets she has to buy in order to even get?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Maybe I'm really stupid but I just don't see what everyone else sees in Rob's posts. I think he has a cheeky sense of humour but I don't think he's trolling Jack.

Its not flat out trolling in the regular way i think. Its "poking" him in the right spots in a cheeky way...wich Jack is simply too retarded to get anyways.

Edit: I guess that IS trolling in a way....but its veeeery subtle.

 

[Anal birth]

HHH posted something similar awhile back questioning whether Rob was engaging in bonafide trolling, or non-trolling boomer interplay:


But yeah, he’s clearly trolling. Off the top of my head, he made a video where the title is my fucking screen name. He also name drops @rubytintedchix and @Aaway in the same video. Look in my profile posts and you’ll find a Facebook posting of his that I saved because he name drops me again.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.

This still really feels like a reach, especially the bit about your name/kiwi.

Its not flat out trolling in the regular way i think. Its "poking" him in the right spots in a cheeky way...wich Jack is simply too retarded to get anyways.

Edit: I guess that IS trolling in a way....but its veeeery subtle.

I could see it more as him poking fun at jack in a friendly way as opposed to him being a legitimate troll as some on here would have you believe.

By no means am I saying any of you aren't right, and I understand why people disagree. I think Rob is funny whether he's trolling or not, and for me that's enough, I just can't cross that line into the idea of him deliberately making nods to here.

 

[Rinascere]

This still really feels like a reach, especially the bit about your name/kiwi.


I could see it more as him poking fun at jack in a friendly way as opposed to him being a legitimate troll as some on here would have you believe.

By no means am I saying any of you aren't right, and I understand why people disagree. I think Rob is funny whether he's trolling or not, and for me that's enough, I just can't cross that line into the idea of him deliberately making nods to here.

There's enough people out there who enjoy poking fun at Jack and know of this thread, it's not really a stretch that Rob is one of them. It would be an incredible coincidence that he references specific people in the thread with a figurative wink and nudge without it being deliberate. Maybe he's not some malicious mega-minded troll wunderkind but he's definitely seen enough, here or elsewhere, to be clued in.

 

[Anal birth]

There's enough people out there who enjoy poking fun at Jack and know of this thread, it's not really a stretch that Rob is one of them. It would be an incredible coincidence that he references specific people in the thread with a figurative wink and nudge without it being deliberate. Maybe he's not some malicious mega-minded troll wunderkind but he's definitely seen enough, here or elsewhere, to be clued in.

I think this post kinda shows two issues I personally have with this site.

Firstly that everyone (or a large proportion of people) associated in any way with a lolcow is aware of this site. If I google Jack, it takes three pages for me to find any mention of Kiwifarms. As we all know, anything that isn't on the first page of google may as well not exist, especially to a boomer like Rob. I may be wrong, but my assumption has always been that most of us know of Jack through /ck/ or the like, and it would make more sense that we would migrate here. Assuming that Rob is your average boomer, it would be a bit odd for him to be aware, unless he checked it out after Jack mentioned the site in a livestream (one possible route).

Secondly this conclusion without sufficient evidence. With what I've seen there's nowhere near enough evidence for him to be declared a troll, so why are people doing so? Based on what I've seen he really does just come across as a cheeky guy who likes to poke Jack a little where possible. His behaviour generally comes across as a fan, too.

Rob is funny, but sometimes it is better to apply Occam's razor.

 

[Aaway]

i didn't think rob lurked here until i saw that pig cups video where he name dropped a handful of posters on here (like @Pig Cups) and made some PCLM references. don't think he posts here, but he's certainly aware of this thread

jack is probably just very amusing to rob, like he is to all of us here. some of rob's comments on jack's FB are very clearly trolling but the trolling is so subtle that there's no way jack would understand what he's trying to hint at. there's a couple other posters in the FB group who have adopted rob's subtle trolling style as well

 

[Joycondrift]

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This motherfuckers and his GODDAMN lamb.


ITS SUPPOSED TO BE VEAL.

Cabbage lasagna.. Jesus Christ.

 

[desudesu]

But yeah, he’s clearly trolling. Off the top of my head, he made a video where the title is my fucking screen name. He also name drops @rubytintedchix and @Aaway in the same video. Look in my profile posts and you’ll find a Facebook posting of his that I saved because he name drops me again.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.

Even his comments are also alludes to the fact he is aware of all the “Jackisms” like the one when mushbrain threw a big tantrum because he couldn’t get his favourite girly MACKBOOK colour:


It is Rob, it is.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Jack may have made this in a frying pan, but Tammy is going to get the Dutch Oven tonight!

Seriously feel bad for the Scalfani septic system. Between the sugar alcohol and the amount of chilis he makes, it could probably be declared a nuclear waste dump.

 

[Adamska]

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Look at all the grease this idiot keeps in his skillet. A smart person would pat down or drain the mince partially, but not Jack. Jack is the type of glutton who hates the concept of a single molecule of fat being left behind. Also them onions are too damn big for his stupid fake attempt to eat "healthy" with however this fake lasagna's going to go.

 

[TurdFondler]

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Isn't this just basically cabbage rolls??

 

[AnOminous]

I mentioned this way back but Tammy won't divorce him because there's a really high chance she'd up having to pay alimony. Jack has little to no income and it's been that way for twenty years. He's had two strokes and is too old for a viable job...so she'd be stuck paying for him until he remarried...and I just don't see that happening.

Tammy's waiting on stroke three; either it kills him or makes him a vegetable. You know she'd pull that plug.

Only while the case is pending and perhaps for a period afterwards. Almost certainly not forever in Tennessee. If he can produce videos on a regular basis, even if they're shitty, he's not disabled. If he can even sit in a chair for eight hours Monday to Friday he's good. I suppose he could go for being permanently a retard because of his strokes, which he'd have to do because just one gimp limb usually doesn't qualify you.

In the long run it would probably be cheaper than buying this fat asshole a new OEM Chinese smoker every week along with super sized everything for every meal.

I can vaguely remember someone asking Rob whether he was aware of Kiwi Farms. His reply was “I enjoy Kiwi..” before going on to allude that he was referring to the fruit. But it was clearly an instance (of many) of him flying as close to the sun as he could get. He’s trolling.

The concept of trolling has been bastardized to the point people don't recognize classic style good-natured trolling any more. Trolling isn't just yelling nigger and flinging your feces around.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

The concept of trolling has been bastardized to the point people don't recognize classic style good-natured trolling any more. Trolling isn't just yelling nigger and flinging your feces around.

You ever notice how the term "Flaming" or "Flamewar" just died out and got lumped into Trolling?

Perhaps that's why subtle trolling is a lost art.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Rob’s made a nice relaxing video where he brews a cream ale. He’s got too many fulfilling hobbies and social activities in retirement to be spending much time here.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Isn't this just basically cabbage rolls??

It reminds me more of “egg roll in a bowl”

Also, new Jack video:

In case you wanted to see what Jack’s septic tank looked like.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

It reminds me more of “egg roll in a bowl”

Also, new Jack video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PMtqwUcu6Yk
In case you wanted to see what Jack’s septic tank looked like.

Yum, cheese soup. I know this is Jack we're talking about but it still manages to surprise me how repulsive all his creations are.