You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys:166
After going through some random 'Jack on the Go' videos I came across this little nugget from less than a year ago. Jack is headed to Wendy's to try the new Bacon Bourbon Burger. Don't' worry guys he's not getting the full combo, just a double bacon cheeseburger with whiskey infused sauce- Jack is on a diet after all.
Tammy, however, is significantly less than excited - borderline miserable actually - likely due to the shrieking mantoddler sitting in the passenger seat.
Tammy points out the new burger they came to 'review.'
"I wanna go inside!" squeals Jack.
"No - it's raining" responds a clearly irritated mommy wife.
"Well, I have to go to the bathroom!" Says Jack, certain that mommy now has no choice but to take him inside to go potty.
"Nobody cares" replies Tammy bluntly.
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That's literally half of the bigass burger in one bite. How did he not choke between that bite size and stroke brain?You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:
The sauce/grease dripping is absolute wendigo aesthetic too. It's like blood dripping from his maw.
Holy fuck. He's not even putting it into his mouth, rather he's squishing it against his face. And look at all the sauce he dropped on himself!You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:
With all that combined with the tantrum about having to go potty, I'm surprised he didn't ask for a toy to come with his meal. "Tammy, the kid in front of us got Donatello! I wanted that one! I didn't want Leonardo!"
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Yeah, its almost not even worth making fun of anymore. A short 4 minute video of him eating a fast food burger with bacon. As if he hasn't already eaten 1000 hamburgers with bacon in his lifetime. What more can be said.
Guess they are using these coupons to continue their daily fast food jack on the go's.
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I can't imagine how much better this country would have ended up if covid had lived up to its design and properly wiped out all the useless wastes of flesh like Jack.You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:
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This is the type of content that the fat man wants to achieve with a $3,500 MACKBOOK.
The BOURGON video is the apex Jack video. The most Jack that will ever Jack.
He braves a short walk IN THE RAIN to get his Bakey. Even Tammy had had enough of his shit in that video.
The Wendy's staff treated him like the special needs buddy he is and got him a new burger, with more bakey.
And he was probably still a cunt to them.
He braves a short walk IN THE RAIN to get his Bakey. Even Tammy had had enough of his shit in that video.
The Wendy's staff treated him like the special needs buddy he is and got him a new burger, with more bakey.
And he was probably still a cunt to them.
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Maybe I'm really stupid but I just don't see what everyone else sees in Rob's posts. I think he has a cheeky sense of humour but I don't think he's trolling Jack.
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Third from the left sits a young Jack Scalfani.
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I mentioned this way back but Tammy won't divorce him because there's a really high chance she'd up having to pay alimony. Jack has little to no income and it's been that way for twenty years. He's had two strokes and is too old for a viable job...so she'd be stuck paying for him until he remarried...and I just don't see that happening.
Tammy's waiting on stroke three; either it kills him or makes him a vegetable. You know she'd pull that plug.
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More proof that Tammy hates Jack.
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He fuckin' tagged her in it. In the same room. Fuckin' pathetic.
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Now that Jack is over a year into his diet, I thought it would be appropriate to compile a video of his progress: Enjoy!
This is amazing. Bravo. I can feel the weight melting with every oversized, disgusting bite.
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That Wendy's video showcases just how low glutton Jack has sunk, absolutely. A fat, sad, and pathetic man in the passenger seat of his mommy wife's car mashing a burger into his fat face and making a mess on himself. However, asshole Jack is best shown in this KFC video (I think it's this one, he has several). I get so infuriated how he treats random people. You aren't going to heaven, Jack.
Really all the strokes and health problems couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Some may wish death on Jack for his shit personality, but honestly death would be a release for him. As he is now he is a sad shell of a man with only half his body really working; living each day angry on facebook and uploading months old videos to his failed Youtube channel. The only moments giving him some form of pleasure being when he crams more slop into his face that he knows is slowly killing him. Undoubtedly in pain from a myriad of health issues and uncontrolled diabetes. He knows his once loving wife now regrets her decisions being with him whether it's spoken or not, and yet he is completely dependant on her. How emasculating must that be? Knowing just how fucked you would be if your wife turned home health nurse finally got tired of you being a stone around her neck and left. Jack's life is suffering, and he deserves every bit of it.
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Do we know where this is? “Waiting area” makes me think it’s some kind of doctor’s office.
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Man can that bitmoji make him look any more like a toddler with his little cap and balloon? God damn man up you fucking retard.
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going off this picture and his high school senior portrait, jack was actually somewhat decent looking when he had hair. at the very least, he looked like a normal human being, unlike the bowling ball shaped piece of lard he is today
incoming "everyone needs a tammy in their life" FB post
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What a saga that would be. I could see him being kept in the isolation/medical unit for his own safety due to his mobility issues. He can’t use a walker or a cane due to where the paralysis falls, so he’d likely be placed in isolation due to constant harassment from GenPop. Any inmate in one of those shitholes who sees Mushbrain either lumbering around (like he did in Rob’s video), or trying to push a wheelchair with one hand (resulting in him going around in a circle), is absolutely going to engage in the good ol’ pastime of Kick The Autist. There’s just something about easy targets like Jack, Boogie, DSP, and band frontmen with Down Syndrome that almost invites you attack them. And Jack will doubtlessly attract such treatment with his big mouth and childish mindset. Whether it’s reaching over and pinching arm fat, or laying down beatings with sock-wrapped padlocks (because he can’t defend himself at all), Jack won’t be left alone in there. And god help him if he ever cries in front of anyone like in WTIC…
Tammy would find her visits and phone calls with the fat man to be loaded with even more whining and bitching than when he was not incarcerated. And because she’s a codependent slob, she won’t enjoy the quiet or take advantage of the opportunity to turn the page on their marriage. She’ll continue to take it and deal with his bullshit because that’s all she’s good for.
Maybe we’d be blessed enough to get a final Jack On The Go. Shot from the perspective of a prison security camera, Jack attempts to make funny by “reviewing” his nutraloaf. The other inmates take it the wrong way and proceed to beat, trample, gouge, and shiv his ass until the guards break it up, lock down the facility, and remove the body. The footage is then mysteriously leaked onto YouTube, much like the footage of Joseph Druce killing pedophile rapist priest John Geoghan, found here.