💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 255 16.0%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 264 16.5%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 935 58.5%

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo
The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.
 
The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.
didn't he say he didn't like apple in the past over "woke" shit?
 
The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.
It's his >career. Worth the power.
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I love when his old videos pop up on the feed as it's a stark reminder of how horrid of a person he is. The way he talks to his family on camera.. filming with out permission/asking for permission while filming, disrespecting strangers privacy walking up to them filming them eat. Poor taste boomer racist commentary. On and on

Ten years later the only thing that's tamed him is that 3/4 limbs don't work and he's relegated to being incoherently shitty on social media
When you put it like that, a religious person might think God is punishing them for their ways. Only jack would take being a stoked out gimp with a limp as some kind of blessing.
It's his >career. Worth the power.
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Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.
 
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Yet his videos come out looking like they were rendered on a child's VTech laptop. Of course the $3500 model is the top of the line, classic consoomer Jack. I don't understand Applefags.

Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.
The Scalfani's rely on the monthly payment plan method. Nothing wrong with it, but I can only imagine most of the stuff they own is paid for that way.
 
When you put it like that, a religious person might think God is punishing them for their ways. Only jack would take being a stoked out gimp with a limp as some kind of blessing.
Oh no it's even worse than that. This narcissistic pile of garbage expects and sometimes demands that God will fix his broken body in a true miracle. One where the limbs just start working. This entitlement is why I call God 'Daddy-God' when it comes to Jack. It mirrors Tammy as Mommy-Wife.
Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.
Fat man just doesn't want to admit he wants the newest toy to show off and brag to others about.
 
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I’m dumbfounded at the amount of money going out vs what would need to be coming in. I mean, Jesus … a $3500 Mac? All the eating out; all the exorbitant amounts of food and equipment and smokers and grills; nice house payment; a nice truck and all the gas that must get used running all over the place; timeshares & vacations; etc etc etc …

Does Tammy do corporate accounting for KPMG and we just don’t know it?? I dunno. Something isn’t adding up here …
 
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I’m dumbfounded at the amount of money going out vs what would need to be coming in. I mean, Jesus … a $3500 Mac? All the eating out; all the exorbitant amounts of food and equipment and smokers and grills; nice house payment; a nice truck and all the gas that must get used running all over the place; timeshares & vacations; etc etc etc …

Does Tammy do corporate accounting for KPMG and we just don’t know it?? I dunno. Something isn’t adding up here …

He said he gets her to write off all the shit they buy off his business tax. The thing is that business taxes don't work like personal tax refunds. $100 in revenue minus $20k plus in expenses doesn't mean he gets back $19900, he gets jack shit.
 
Jack is such a scumbag that there are two variations of crime that he could commit and it'd be plausible.
I hope he tries it. With the Mac M1 thing, those things are bagged, tagged, and completely identifiable the instant they go on the Internet. I'd love to see this fat moron go to prison for insurance fraud.
 
didn't he say he didn't like apple in the past over "woke" shit?
Yeah but he's got a boomer's understanding of tech so he needs something that is easy to use. Give him a real computer and he'd be lost.

Unironically though he hasn't posted anything to his "tech time" channel in a while.

It's his >career. Worth the power.
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For $3500 he could buy a top of the line PC with more power than a Macbook. But again he's too stupid to use one.

Canada already is independent you fucker. And they're more liberal than we'll ever be. This trucker thing? It's not going anywhere.
 
I still have my first gen i7 PC that I built twelve years ago. Currently collecting dust in a corner, been disconnected for years. Jack could probably use that for editing.
Please send it to me or check the linux thread for old mac shit.

Speaking Keto jack, mac and cheese is keto right? the extra 40 lbs he put on.. lol.
Frankly, I think Canada is going to hit big changes, Jacks a Merkian so who cares, well... things like, fuel and all might change but who cares, PEOPLE WITH JOBS.. what will change if Leaf land goes red pill/right wing? Tammy gets cheaper egg mcmuffins? Jacks still a fat loser.

Since Jack thread is crap, I had pork and sour kraut (ugh typing in english to beat my spam filter was a brat) crock pot wonderful meal for the cold. Jack couldn't wait 8 hours, because he's fat.
 
How the fuck could he even use it? Lmfao one-armed moron. Imagine him typing out even one sentence.... It'd take him until St. Swithin's Day to leave a review on whatever toilet he just ate at using a laptop.
 

Jack's BoomerBook posts are 'tarded as always, but this one in particular makes me angy.

Canada had never and will never declare independence, with the population being even more worthless and cowardly than modern America. Because of how hands-off Lizzy is, Canada is functionally independent, but is legally a slave of the Crown. The Governor-General, who at the end of the day the monarch appoints, is commander in chief of the military, has absolute veto power over laws passed by Parliament, and can dissolve Parliament or refuse to call elections at their discretion. As soon as the Brits get a monarch who doesn't care about optics or pragmatism, Canadians are going to learn they're about as independent as newborn babies.

Fuck it, give me Moai stickers.
 
Canada had never and will never declare independence, with the population being even more worthless and cowardly than modern America. Because of how hands-off Lizzy is, Canada is functionally independent, but is legally a slave of the Crown. The Governor-General, who at the end of the day the monarch appoints, is commander in chief of the military, has absolute veto power over laws passed by Parliament, and can dissolve Parliament or refuse to call elections at their discretion. As soon as the Brits get a monarch who doesn't care about optics or pragmatism, Canadians are going to learn they're about as independent as newborn babies.

Fuck it, give me Moai stickers.
You expect Jack to know any of this? This is a guy who thought Peru was in the Middle East. I wouldn't be surprised if Jack actually thinks Canadians all live in igloos and their economy is completely based on the maple syrup trade.
 
The best part is that FedEx takes pictures of the delivered product now as well, so even if Mushbrain tried to grift a free laptop, he'd fail.
The theft of a 3500 dollar item is also a felony and he'd be required to go to the police station to fill out a police report before FedEx would ever think about replacing the item. Jack's mentally retarded and doesn't think these matters through. He's probably falsely claimed items stolen before on cheaper products where the company gives replacements no questions asked and thinks it'd be the same for a 3500 USD product. What a dumb cunt.
 
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