💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[introman]

Wasn't Jack shopping around for an iMac last summer, then got angy at Best Buy for not having the color he wanted.

Has he spent ~$5000 on Apple computers in the last 8 months?

IIRC, he wanted it from Best Buy as Best Buy has a monthly payment plan for users with the Best Buy credit card.

Jack dropped an eye-to-eye about tithing.

 

[Aaway]

jack will never do a live chat in the FB group. he knows there's numerous trolls who he let in and can't risk having people say mean things about him

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Oh boy. It's been a while, but Fat Jack and the Trucker Man have returned to spread the good news about tithing! An aside: it seems that their Matthew 5 beatitude trashfire was deleted or privated, so I'm sure we'll be getting the next episode soon!

Spoiler: In which two idiots want you to give your money to criminals

• Tithing - It’s the money you give God!
• Trucker Darrell: “If you’re a believer in Christ, and you don’t tithe, shame on you. I’m just being blunt.” Jack, who is not at all a homosexual, giggles “That’s a first!” and makes this face:
• It’s time for spelling Bible words with Jack! Hey Jack, how do we spell "tithe?"
• Jack explains that he compares tithing to the “first fruits.” The first fruits (according to Jack) are his God-given talents and his ability to make money. And since God gave those things to him first, that’s why he owes money back to God. Just as in all things, Jack is wrong. The first fruits was a Jewish tradition to give the first of your harvest to the priests before you ate any yourself. This is often converted to modern life by earmarking the first 10% of your paycheck for the church before you use that money on yourself.
• Jack asks where the tithe comes from. Darrell rambles through the Cain and Abel story to illustrate the origin of the tithe. Cain was a farmer, he took some of his fruits to God, but only after he took what he wanted. Abel brought the first of his flock, and God liked that. Jack forgot about that part of the story.
• Darrell has a rule in his house. He tithes on the gross amount of his pay, not the net. God must like him.
• We are then told the story of Abraham and Melchisedech. Abraham was pillaging and looting all across the land and gave a tithe of that treasure to Melchisedech, a priestly king in the area. Darrell’s hot take: Melchisedech is Jesus. I’ve heard this interpretation in Orthodox Christian circles, so it's interesting that it’s a concept in the Murder Church too.
• Jack demands to know where it says that we HAVE to tithe. Darrell offers Malachi 3:8 – If a man does not tithe to God, he is robbing God and will be cursed. Jack read the Bible seven times and doesn’t remember this either! Reading comprehension’s not really your strong suit, is it, Jack?
• Darrell firebrands on – if you tithe, your blessings will overflow, your enemies will be cursed, your harvests will be abundant beyond your imagination.
• And now we get to the disgusting views these people hold. What about people who can’t afford to tithe? Darrell laughs, “No… you’ve got that backwards. You can’t afford NOT to tithe. […] You can’t outgive God, the more I give the more I get back.”
• Darrell provides "evidence" for this. Henry Ford put tithing to the test. He planted a field of soybeans and said “I’ll tithe a tenth of these soybeans.” It yielded so much fruit, it increased 100-fold. He tithed a tenth of that, and it increased again. By the end of his life, he was only living on ten percent of his income and tithing 90 percent. I would love to give a fact-check of this, but I can only find this idiotic story regurgitated on prosperity gospel websites (except they all say the crop was wheat). Regardless, given that Henry Ford died with an estate worth (in today’s valuation) $200 billion dollars from selling cars and not soybeans, I’m pressing x on that one.
• Jack follows up with a warning. God wants us to test him in tithing, but not in ANYTHING else. HE DOES NOT ALLOW THAT. But if you try tithing to God, you’ll receive a flood of blessings that can’t be measured. This man is evil.
• Darrell blunders on: If you’re a Christian, you’re not beholden to the Law that was given by Moses. Abraham started the tithe (what happened to Cain and Abel?), and that was pre-law, so we still have to have to follow that. But you pulled a reasoning for the tithe from Malachi, which is under the Law. What?
• Darrell then bafflingly asserts that Christians have to follow everything God ever said. Pre-law, what’s in the law, and post law. We don’t “nip-tuck and chop and carve out.” I have nothing. This is just the blathering of a madman at this point.
• Jack tries to end it there, but Darrell goes on. If you don’t like what your church is doing with your money, don’t worry because it’s not your money. You have to keep giving it. If your money, adds Jack, ends up in the hands of a criminal, that’s not something you should be concerned with. Keep giving your money to them, God will judge them, all that matters is that you joyfully gave your money to the church.
• And that's it! We'll be back next week (allegedly).

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Staffy]

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack thought his editing would be easier since the new macbook has some new additions and features when it comes to video editing like the boomer he is. If i'm not mistaken, he bought one of those colored iMacs and compared to the new macbooks, they're pretty much on par and upgradeable with the same latest software. Officially this is another purchase just as worthless as those grills gathering in the dust in his garage

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Tammy got anally raped on the price, hard. Assuming even that Jack demanded the top of the line model, Apple's selling it for 'only' $2500.

Buy 14-inch MacBook Pro

MacBook Pro with the incredibly powerful M1 Pro or M1 Max chip. Amazing battery life. And a brilliant Liquid Retina XDR display. Buy online now.

www.apple.com

He had to buy it from Best Buy because he can just make monthly payments at 0% interest for like a year or two. And I think he gets points. So in Mushbrain's mind, or what's left of it, this is the smarter of the two options.

How the fuck could he even use it? Lmfao one-armed moron. Imagine him typing out even one sentence.... It'd take him until St. Swithin's Day to leave a review on whatever toilet he just ate at using a laptop.

It's not just that but he uses speech to text because fucker can't type. I swear that even before his stroke I could probably type faster one handed than he could with two.

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Youtube isn't a job fuckface.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's not just that but he uses speech to text because fucker can't type. I swear that even before his stroke I could probably type faster one handed than he could with two.

Jack should be on his hands and knees thanking smart phone manufacturers because without them, he'd never be able to upload his retardation to the internet. He could never get one word out on the internet if it wasn't for the fact that you can use a smart phone one-handed or just by talking to it.

 

[Neko GF]

Original:

Archive (720p):

 

[the khat quaffer]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LH6ODk1wl-wArchive (720p):
Carl's _ Hardee's Bacon Beast!.mp4

"Carl's Bacon Beast"

>Carl's

Off to a great start aren't we. Yay, another fucking bacon video. Can he do anything different?

Don't get me wrong, I don't want him to. I want him to eat his way to stroke #4. But how the fuck can your life be utterly dominated by endlessly similar permutations of the same high-salt high-calorie fast food so badly like this? At one point wouldn't your tastebuds go "this is literally the same thing I just ate at the other burger place for breakfast, just arranged differently."

Yeah I know, Jack's taste buds have been blown out. Still. How does anyone not get bored of eating the same 5 or 6 ingredients cooked slightly differently, layered slightly differently, over and over and over, day after day. Maybe one spent more time under an oven lamp. That's it. That's the only difference.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack: Stay in your lane
Also Jack:

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LH6ODk1wl-wArchive (720p):
Carl's _ Hardee's Bacon Beast!.mp4

Of course fatty spends $7 on a shitty product from a national chain, instead of going for the $9-$10 burger from a great local joint to support small businesses and make more interesting content for his channel. They aren't even making a pretense to the "oh lol they don't do bunless burgers, guess we have to eat the whole thing" schtick this time.

I get too depressed watching new Jack videos, he's not enraging in an interesting way anymore. It's more like watching someone on life support slowly waste away while the rest of the family fights over the will.

 

[Aaway]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LH6ODk1wl-wArchive (720p):
Carl's _ Hardee's Bacon Beast!.mp4

surprised fatty didn't drop his usual "i usually get it with no bun but i forgot to" line in this one

he originally claims they skimped on the bacon and that there's more bacon on the baconator but then says it's loaded with bacon and that he prefers this burger over the baconator

jack concludes the video by reminding his audience that they are able to order burgers with extra toppings at carl's jr

the burger gets an A- because for some reason jack refuses to give a simple letter grade

 

[salmonellajack]

This most definitely wasn't edited on a $3500 laptop. Looks like it was edited on a calculator

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

for someone who doesn’t really like social media, he does love going to one that’s going to fail

 

[captkrisma]

In a first for Jack on the Go, he's uploaded a new review to TikTok before YouTube. His review of Flat Tire Diner is up now. Mind you, 99% of all TikTokers won't go to Hendersonville to get a cup of coffee and an omlette, but whatever.

 

[AnOminous]

Tammy got anally raped on the price, hard. Assuming even that Jack demanded the top of the line model, Apple's selling it for 'only' $2500.

The fat man probably insisted on it in some faggy color or other pointless thing he demanded and had to resort to buying from some scalper.

Also, the Mac isn’t the reason his videos look like shit.

Still he could have IL&M do his videos and they'd still look like shit because Jack himself looks like shit and, for that matter, actually is shit. And he cooks shit, which also looks like shit, because it is. And he eats shit and talks shit. No amount of presentation would result in Jack videos not being pure trash.

for someone who doesn’t really like social media, he does love going to one that’s going to fail

Lmao he tried to sign up for Drump's social media disaster in the making?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The fat man probably insisted on it in some faggy color or other pointless thing he demanded and had to resort to buying from some scalper.

Still he could have IL&M do his videos and they'd still look like shit because Jack himself looks like shit and, for that matter, actually is shit. And he cooks shit, which also looks like shit, because it is. And he eats shit and talks shit. No amount of presentation would result in Jack videos not being pure trash.

Lmao he tried to sign up for Drump's social media disaster in the making?

Don’t know why he wants on there (besides it being own by his lord and savior, trump). Sites that pander to his type of people usually shitty. I mean, telegraph has issues with people posting CP shit but far right people flock to it since you can say nigger. Also, didn’t parlor have a data leak or something? I don’t see trump’s site making it. Why people want on this is beyond me….besides trump supporters.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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how long until she divorce him?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

how long until she divorce him?

never

Tammy loves her fat retard

 

[densedance]

Nothing is more romantic than bringing your wife to a Fast-Food joint for a Dinner & sharing it to the world.
Also how pedandic his reviews are. Jesus Christ Jack, we fucking get it. It's fucking fast food, stop acting as if it's Rocket Science.
All those Corporates have their own "science" behind their Burgers. Ever invested 20-30 minutes or so on how this shit works, how it gets produced & the way why it get's produced like that? Instead of giving artisanal Stores a chance, you go to chains. My guess is, that he's afraid of leaving his bubble/narcisstic comfort zone.

Again, this dude (must) live in a bubble. Who else would give a shit about what he "reviews" (besides of us degenerates)