DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Kinda funny that his Streaming career ends because he refuses to update his shit. Phil reminds me of my old Indian boss who refuses to update shit because cost reasons but in reality he didn't want to put the work in.
Can't speak for Indian bosses; but having sat in on C-level meetings (and interacting with those people), unless you're Google, or Facebook, or something like that, I've noticed most business types don't want to update shit. Even when told "We're out of compliance, to be in compliance we need X because X comes with a Y requirement. For every day we're out of compliance, we can be fined hundreds-of-thousands-of-dollars a day." And they'll still look at you and talk down to you like you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand that the business exists to make money. Even when you put it in dollars and zeroes, they act like you're lying to them because you just want a shiny new Wolverine toy.

They may have gone to the same business school as Phil; because they refuse to learn, know better than anyone else, and "you don't know what you're talking about."

Or maybe it's just all business types/majors are fucking retards.
 
This Horizon cock sucking is getting a little to on the nose for me. This is another game Kat is also playing alongside Phil. First it was Lost Judgement, then Skyrim, now we are here.
Lost Judgement didn't bring in a lot of tips support but Phil prolonged the playthrough as long as possible. He claims Skyrim isn't getting much support in the night streams but he's sure it would get a lot of support in the day streams but it probably won't. It seems weird that he'd keep streaming like this keeping Skyrim in the rotation despite so many new games coming out.

As bizarre as this sounds I think the main reason he streams the same games that Kat is currently playing and sucks them off all the time is because on their day off Phil always seems to say "I watched Kat play Lost judgement/Skyrim/Horizon and it was so much fun guys, really! (And totally not coping about how boring that sounds.) Phil can't hold a normal conversation about anything and they probably don't have any similar hobbies or interests outside of games so Phil has to keep streaming these games so he has something to talk to her about while he watches her game on their day off. Kat's a potato so she probably can't carry a conversation so these games are probably all they talk about. together.
 
Or maybe it's just all business types/majors are fucking retards.
No business professional has ever chosen the right side of the “smaller short-term financial savings and long-term labor loss vs. higher short term loss and long-term labor savings” debate and they never will.
 
You guys are fucking nuts lately
You had just started sperging out and wrong already. There's no "us". This is a shitpost gossip forum for internet retards.

Some people here want Phil to die. Some people here want him to be homeless. Some want the shit show to continue and throw money his way.

There's no unified, centralized opinion of DSP outside of the one that he's a fucking loser and funny to laugh at.

If the trolling, detracting, shitposting, commenting, gossiping or straight up autism here in these threads aren't to your liking, that's a "you" problem, not an "us" problem.

Because "us" isn't really a thing.

Now fuck off, faggot
 
Lost Judgement didn't bring in a lot of tips support but Phil prolonged the playthrough as long as possible. He claims Skyrim isn't getting much support in the night streams but he's sure it would get a lot of support in the day streams but it probably won't. It seems weird that he'd keep streaming like this keeping Skyrim in the rotation despite so many new games coming out.

As bizarre as this sounds I think the main reason he streams the same games that Kat is currently playing and sucks them off all the time is because on their day off Phil always seems to say "I watched Kat play Lost judgement/Skyrim/Horizon and it was so much fun guys, really! (And totally not coping about how boring that sounds.) Phil can't hold a normal conversation about anything and they probably don't have any similar hobbies or interests outside of games so Phil has to keep streaming these games so he has something to talk to her about while he watches her game on their day off. Kat's a potato so she probably can't carry a conversation so these games are probably all they talk about. together.
That's exactly what I'm concluding to here because I haven't really thought about it for more than 2 seconds but it makes sense now. These boring individuals have nothing of interest to share other than what videogame they are playing and eating food. I get that couples can have different interests and hobbies but even this isn't enough to hold a glue eater and someone with the wet cardboard personality. There is seriously nothing there.
 
He's really in for it if he expects anything after first day gets much excitement when he's:
  • Playing it the next day a night after it unlocks
  • Other more important and entertaining people are streaming it
  • Multiplatform so a lot more people will be playing it for own reasons like to not get spoiled
  • Typical 2020+ Phil with hours dicking around open world after sitting on character creator for 1 hour, staring at chat, pausing frequently etc etc
I'd love to see this not go beyond any expectations of than a normal black or white stream payout of </ $100.
Don't forget more people will likely be watching on Twitch than Youtube. All these factors that Phil never considered because he thinks as soon as he presses the power button the green, the views, and engagement will skyrocket. Such short-term left-side-of-the-brain thinking. Some buisiness.
 
As much as you like to cite your 10+ year legacy and how you're a professional content creator know-it-all, you're on the shallow end of knowing/learning.
It's fascinating how little he actually knows about his job on a technical level.

His knowledge of OBS is at a beginner level, constantly stumbling between layouts, can't even time his clown mode layout right. His microphone input is raw, 0 filters on it (no noise gate/noise suppression, compressor, limiter, EQ), he's always too quiet. Hell, not even his camera and his frame are grouped as a single object, so he needs to resize them separately because he's a massive dent.

On the video editing side of things, his technical skills are entry level, creativity wise he's completely bankrupt. His idea of "high production value" is having a borderline uncut audio narration track (unscripted) , with unrelated gameplay in the background and massive text on the screen with WordArt levels of styling, a-la 2005.

He fundamentally lacks any kind of imagination or curiosity, even ambition to improve and build upon his product. His shit looks random, clunky and amateurish.

The more time goes on, the narrative of "14 year content creator" actually makes him look worse than "just an average guy playing games". Because the 14 year legacy guys have a functional, automated, high-quality coherently designed and presented stream, and DSP's setup might as well have been made by a 13 year old making something for their grandpa who wants to try streaming because they've been sad since grandma passed away.

Imagine calling a game a "masterpiece" before you have even finished it.
He called MGSV, to his own words an unfinished game, a masterpiece just because of the fanboys (or fearing the fanboys would hate on him), while that game was on both his best and worst lists of <year it came out>.

I don't really trust DSP labeling stuff, since he has labeled himself as "successful" and a "hard worker".
 
Fucking this thread and sub forum has always done a good job of keeping the retarded circle jerks to their own time and space. The main forum keeps having to empty out OIC talk into its own thread. Most WWE champions talk stays in its own place. Hell Jenna barely comes up here. Even most slap fights get moved.
This is the main thread my guy and if you think posts fit better in a different thread then you can report them to the mods like how we received reports of your posts for being a faggot. We (the mods try to move, merge double post, field questions, answer DMs and TTS for the betterment of the DSP board and reports help us do that we work well together and but we can miss things.

TL;DR Report faggot posts.
What I am bitching about is the last several pages, before the one where I'm getting dragged, being taken up by that stupid back and forth on if we should actually harass Phil more. If we should troll him like Wings or Chris. And then it devolves into the same arguments. And the same dick stroking and bitching about the same people. So for all the shit we excise into other threads. Why does that get to keep going on and stay in here? I couldn't give two shits about OIC or really most paypigs. Derich always cracks me up. So its nice that we just sequester that bullshit somewhere else.

But, this argument always goes nowhere, and yet nothing happens. Does that make sense?
I sometimes ask myself if I should make a new tread or move this to a different thread but honestly this is just the flow to things, when Phil is boring talk moves along tangents that you can tune out like I do you engage and be part of the conversation. Like I'll skip days of reading the main thread just because I know that it is wandering off.
 
Phil once again personifying the intelligence of the very dentheads who tip him. The rant, in case you missed it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YO7smnjH88o
You would think the number of times someone brings it up, the number of times he insults his audience over legitimate concerns, and the fact that this information is out there that someone would finally call him on his bullshit (before the LiMB, obviously).
I was avoiding the piggysphere for a while but this is too fucking dumb to not comment on.
We went from "I don't get any info to dox you what are you talking about" into "I may get some info but not too incriminating and I will never use it" to "If I get your info you're a fucking idiot and it's your fault"
This was some grade A gaslighting, holy shit.
 
I was avoiding the piggysphere for a while but this is too fucking dumb to not comment on.
We went from "I don't get any info to dox you what are you talking about" into "I may get some info but not too incriminating and I will never use it" to "If I get your info you're a fucking idiot and it's your fault"
This was some grade A gaslighting, holy shit.
"That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it."


-The Narcissist's Prayer
 
This is the main thread my guy and if you think posts fit better in a different thread then you can report them to the mods like how we received reports of your posts for being a faggot. We (the mods try to move, merge double post, field questions, answer DMs and TTS for the betterment of the DSP board and reports help us do that we work well together and but we can miss things.

TL;DR Report faggot posts.

I sometimes ask myself if I should make a new tread or move this to a different thread but honestly this is just the flow to things, when Phil is boring talk moves along tangents that you can tune out like I do you engage and be part of the conversation. Like I'll skip days of reading the main thread just because I know that it is wandering off.
Yeah sorry for being a faggot. I dunno why I chose violence, but it happened. I will use reporting more often.

Speaking of faggots, whats Phil been up to today
 
It's fascinating how little he actually knows about his job on a technical level.

His knowledge of OBS is at a beginner level, constantly stumbling between layouts, can't even time his clown mode layout right. His microphone input is raw, 0 filters on it (no noise gate/noise suppression, compressor, limiter, EQ), he's always too quiet. Hell, not even his camera and his frame are grouped as a single object, so he needs to resize them separately because he's a massive dent.
My favorite part is how he overwrote the regular full screen scene with the clown mode exclamation point one, so even when doing a “serious” full screen rant, he has to have the distracting clown frame.
 
Phil once again personifying the intelligence of the very dentheads who tip him. The rant, in case you missed it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YO7smnjH88o
You would think the number of times someone brings it up, the number of times he insults his audience over legitimate concerns, and the fact that this information is out there that someone would finally call him on his bullshit (before the LiMB, obviously).
While he may like those amount of money he's swimming in, it's nothing special to see Phil actually rant and babbling about it. As expected from the pigroach.
I think it's pretty rare, consider how Phil does not like pulling up the superchat so that he can have his own opinion without paying attention to the people who recently chat here. It's funny to see how he insults his audience while swimming in his paypigs' tips like a greedy faggot. At this point, he's just so easy to call out because of his retarded actions everytime.
 
I was avoiding the piggysphere for a while but this is too fucking dumb to not comment on.
We went from "I don't get any info to dox you what are you talking about" into "I may get some info but not too incriminating and I will never use it" to "If I get your info you're a fucking idiot and it's your fault"
This was some grade A gaslighting, holy shit.
It was quite the rant to avoid actually answering the simple question of how he knows it wasn't [redacted]
 
It was quite the rant to avoid actually answering the simple question of how he knows it wasn't [redacted]

A few signs to look for when Phil has been caught off guard with some truth and he's either about to or just got done lying to you.

1. Repeats the question, calls you an idiot, then takes a few more seconds to randomly stretch, type something, facepalm, does the goofy closeup, banning someone, finish something mundane in the game before answering (lying about) whatever it is.
2. He can't look at the camera and eyes dart across the room.
3. Says: "Fuck you. No seriously, Fuck you."
 
A few signs to look for when Phil has been caught off guard with some truth and he's either about to or just got done lying to you.

1. Repeats the question, calls you an idiot, then takes a few more seconds to randomly stretch, type something, facepalm, does the goofy closeup, banning someone, finish something mundane in the game before answering (lying about) whatever it is.
2. He can't look at the camera and eyes dart across the room.
3. Says: "Fuck you. No seriously, Fuck you."

So...95% of the time he's on screen?
 
He's like a reverse savant. He either gets a good idea or is given one and it's like he does the exact opposite.
It has to be concious at this point. When the leaks happened he was far better off not addressing it and just waiting for the first chance to convince the paypigs to memory hole it but he decided to address it with a word salad that not even the paypig bought. If you checked the farms at the time, most posts were pointing out that he should've just circled the wagons and just not address it and he addressed the worst way possible by trying to sell two completely different explanations (that it was both identity theft and defamation) but they completely contradicted each other. It was also obvious he wanted to drop Sifu at the first oportunity but once people started predicting he'd ragequit he suddenly wasn't going to drop a game that had several of the hallmarks that he hates in games.

If his ability to hold a grudge is anything to go by, his decision making is heavily motivated by spite. That everyone else is wrong and only he is right.
Phil once again personifying the intelligence of the very dentheads who tip him. The rant, in case you missed it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YO7smnjH88o
You would think the number of times someone brings it up, the number of times he insults his audience over legitimate concerns, and the fact that this information is out there that someone would finally call him on his bullshit (before the LiMB, obviously).
All of the people who cared have long since gone. Anyone left is genuinely too stupid to care or hang around him for other reasons. Phil's wheelchair hate army stick around him, not for him, but because the only people who put up with their retardation are each other. It's why no matter how badly piggy tears into them, they always come crawling back to him. He could literaly leave the stream running on his "day off" with no one there on that chair and they'd still show up. Phil doesn't matter in his own chat, it's why he feels he has to keep telling them to talk to and about him, if he didn't he would irrelevant in his own "job".
 
I think what really pisses me off about his Elden Ring hype (other than setting himself up to grift the Souls/Bourne community) is that DSP has no plan once the game comes out. He claims its gonna save the stream and it could but he's going to sabotage himself. Here is a play by play of what will happen based on the GTA remaster streams.
-plays that stupid "This is Dark Souls son of a bitch" song 5 times
-has like 6 pieces of Dark Souls or Elden Ring fan art in the preroll
-he'll give some speech about the history of Fromsoft games (specifically HIS history)
-notices he has 2k viewers
-OwO whats this?
-guys i was terminated from the twitch program so please support if you can. Tipping helps the most! UwU
-this lasts for an hour
-people leave because they can't talk and he hasn't started the game and he keeps burping into the mic.
-Oh those were just trolls. I knew this would happen.
-Finally starts the Game
-fucks around in the menus going "Wow subtitles?! how accessable!"
-starts character creation
-ACK ACK that looks like me! Wow!
-five whales donate upwards of $60 each
-buffed by money and the fact that he's a man child with a new toy he then spends the first hour fucking around in one corner while rambling about the graohics and the design of the floor
-his number of viewers is cut in half by the second stream
-Phil's bad man.

And all the while that first stream is going on there have already been several full gameplays with no commentary uploaded the night before release. There will be hundreds of more entertaining streams raking in the dough while the prestream is going on. The next time he streams Elden Ring everything is back to status quo. And even after he beats the game what then? Back to Skyrim? He banks too much on this one game. Its why he's gaslighting his audience by going 'Every day its gonna be Elden Ring Elden Ring Elden Ring. *zooms in* ELDEN RING"
I tuned in for 2 minutes and he already talked about his history of Frahm Safhtware games in more ways than one, by which I mean that he told us his experiences with the games and rewrote history at the same time. In the 2 minutes I listened to him he said that Sekiro was the worst game in the series and wasn't embraced by the mainstream... you know the game that got voted the GOTY of 2019 by Steam users. But oh I forgot PC gamers are nerds and fake gamers or whatever.

All this Sekiro hate from him all because he was the only man on planet Earth who didn't get the memo that it's gonna be a straight up action/stealth game and not an action RPG like the Souls games.
 
Oh for FUCKS sake! LMAO!!

Starting with dark souls 1 ? Bro what about demon souls ?? I know you cheese'd it, but damn whether your played it first or last it's the first of it's kind.

He should talk about his experiences with Demon Souls and then go on to explain how mechanics and other shit changed with DS 1 - 2 & 3.

He can't even do that right
 
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