Kaitlyn Siragusa / Amouranth - Top Twitch thot , constantly getting banned for skirting TOS , denies getting plastic surgery or being married, 7-11 owner

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Without makeup, she's a solid 5/10 to 6.5/10.

People who say she's smart or clever to be making millions, what exactly is she doing that is smart? As far as I can tell, she has three actual things going for her, makeup, not being obese, and luck (over the other thots). Her brainless sad pathetic simps take care of the rest. She's not stupid but we live in a clown world if just being a digital whore is considered smart.

Also I want to know what happened to the simp mod who failed to get a high five from her. Does he have any socials? If I was him and I was directly humiliated by her in front of thousands and probably millions, I'd do a byuu or kill myself.
 
Fareal dijo:
If there is any truth in that 1.5mil a month figure - hell, if she is making 1% of that a month - to dance in her bra on Twitch, that is not lolcow money. That’s retired by 40 money. She may be a thot, but she’s a banked up thot. There are simps everywhere in current year, but she figured out how to monetise them for maximum yield for minimum milk. She doesn’t even shout them out lmao
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Her simps are even more pathetic than Poki's simps.
 
For the gas station thing, i think she bought land that has a gas station. Then she leased the gas station to a bigger chain. Its for a tax loophole.

She seems normal when she appears on other streams. I just group her with pokimane and alinity. Not really attractive but has somehow managed to get an army of simps over the years and managed to stay near the top % of female streamers.
 
Hagane dijo:
Maybe she actually enjoys it.

...OK, on a more serious note: it's probably one of the easiest jobs in the world, with the biggest downside being having to deal with the odd coomer stalker every now and then.

Why wouldn't she continue it for as long as her body allows her, before she "hits the wall" and goes the way of so many other now-irrelevant e-thots like Belle Delphine and Zoie Burgher? She's probably still got a few more years left in her before those bolt-ons begin to sag and a newer, younger viral e-thot steals her thunder and kicks her back into the shadows.
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Because she clearly resents it and is bored out of her mind 90% of the time she streams? Listlessly dry-humping an inflatable pickle isn't exactly mentally stimulating and Amouranth "has" to do that for ten hours a day every day. Sure its easy money but I'd unironically kill myself if that was my life.
 
D.Va dijo:
isn't this the one who talks about wanting to raise enough money to quit being an e-whore and start an animal shelter?

more of a Paris Hilton knockoff than a lolcow tbh, make the thread again after she hits the wall and goes broke on something retarded
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wasnt paris hilton the Bimbo rich girl stereotype embodiment.
amouranth is basically a cam girl who never stops larping.

ForgottenUserName dijo:
I've only ever seen her when she collabs with PaymoneyWubby and she gives me major "smart girl pretending to be dumb" vibes.
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shes not as smart as you might think. she's clever but not smart.
Mizkif was running basically a trivia game show. think smarter than a 5th grader, or want to be a millionaire.
he would bring a bunch of popular streamers on the show and they would play the game.
she was blatantly cheating and made it to the end. she even talked down to others for getting shit wrong, as she was cheating.
 
Lards and Lasses dijo:
Listen, I'm not a communist or anything like that, but I seriously cannot fathom how you can make like 10 million max doing something like this and then not just retire. At that point you have more money than you could possibly spend in your entire life on anything that is not buttfuck retarded.

Mind boggling.
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The people who do stuff like this get something out of it that's more valuable to them than money. I'm sure she legitimately enjoys the attention she's getting because any normal person would be more than happy to quit doing something they didn't like after it earned them several million.

Doesn't help that the constant flow of money often means that they do, in fact, start spending it on buttfuck retarded shit.
 
Detailed thread, gj OP

Say what you want about Amouranth, but she thinks more out-of-the-box than other lady streamers out there. Most Twitch streamers credit her with the "hot tub meta" and other staples of thot streaming. Twitch is always revising their guidelines and even restructured their genre lists because she kept toeing the line of TOS. It seems like every few months she finds a new loophole to stream soft erotic content to her fans.
Whatever new gimmick she creates, entire groups of streamers will follow her.

I respect the hustle but not the streamer
This bitch put a hut tub INSIDE her house to get one over on Twitch. Imagine your boss is like "Anon you can't show up to work in that attire, it's inappropriate." But you counter with, "No it's ok boss, I turned my office into a hot tub so I'm wearing appropriate attire for work." We could all learn something from her schemes
 
Just FYI. OnlyFans and many of the other sites are kinda MLM-esque in how they work. Each user has a referral link and get a cut of the earnings of whoever they sign up. With her following and the fact she actively promotes her grift, she has to be getting a substantial amount from all the wannabes who are following in her footsteps.

Gotta respect the grift and willingness to bend the rules.

Streaming world is always full of drama. There will be milk to be had.
 
I agree with others that she warrants a thread in Internet Famous at least due to her simps. Every once in awhile she does something dumb and has an equally dumb response to the consequences but it's her followers that are the real source of entertainment. Morons who enrich white trash with bolted on tits and then reeeeee when they realize she will never touch their penis never stops being funny to me.
 
Chocolate Wombat dijo:
I agree with others that she warrants a thread in Internet Famous at least due to her simps. Every once in awhile she does something dumb and has an equally dumb response to the consequences but it's her followers that are the real source of entertainment. Morons who enrich white trash with bolted on tits and then reeeeee when they realize she will never touch their penis never stops being funny to me.
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Those morons will never learn that she's never going to fuck them or give them the time of day.
 
Carpe Jugulum dijo:
Just FYI. OnlyFans and many of the other sites are kinda MLM-esque in how they work. Each user has a referral link and get a cut of the earnings of whoever they sign up. With her following and the fact she actively promotes her grift, she has to be getting a substantial amount from all the wannabes who are following in her footsteps.

Gotta respect the grift and willingness to bend the rules.

Streaming world is always full of drama. There will be milk to be had.
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These thots are lucky zoomers are too retarded to torrent and simps think they'll get a crumb of pussy if they keep paying $50 a month for boring softcore shit since most porn trackers are chock-full of onlyfan rips.

Onlyfans is boring anyway. If you've been on the internet since the 90s the only thing that'll make you hard now is swap.avi.
 
Not sure why this is in BP since she's not a cow so much as a typical twitch thot with lolcow followers. She doesn't seem like another Pokemane. It's a really detailed OP though.

I can't imagine how gross those ASMR videos must sound with someone slobbering on your eardrums.
 
She might be a lot of things, but for sure not stupid. I also say she has a pretty good business understanding. And if she does not come up with it herself, then she is at least able to chose and listen to the right people, which is a skill of itself many people lack. Proof of that is her purchase of a gas station.
 
WWE Champion dijo:
She might be a lot of things, but for sure not stupid. I also say she has a pretty good business understanding. And if she does not come up with it herself, then she is at least able to chose and listen to the right people, which is a skill of itself many people lack. Proof of that is her purchase of a gas station.
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Yes, I believe she didn't come up with all that by herself, somebody tells her what to do. Maybe somebody saw her potential and the two partnered up, so now she's the face and the other person is the brains (probably her boyfriend). And I'm sure there are hired people as well, writing all the content and other shit.
 
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