Kaitlyn Siragusa / Amouranth - Top Twitch thot , constantly getting banned for skirting TOS , denies getting plastic surgery or being married, 7-11 owner

[Jack Awful]

Happy birthday Kaitlyn, this thread is your present!

 

[Cat Stew]

I wish there were more simp stories. that would make the twitch stuff way more fun.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I've only ever seen her when she collabs with PaymoneyWubby and she gives me major "smart girl pretending to be dumb" vibes.

 

[Pee Cola]

I've only ever seen her when she collabs with PaymoneyWubby and she gives me major "smart girl pretending to be dumb" vibes.

Yeah, she's smarter than the average thot. Will be interesting to see what happens when she hits the wall. tbqh I could see her quitting just before it happens and then putting the millions she's squirreled away into some serious investments and living like Tom from MySpace (only with hubby in tow).

As for whether she warrants her own thread... her simps are the biggest cows, but are her simps worse than any other Twitch thot's? Other than the apparent disparity between her IQ and theirs, which would probably provide plenty of milk. Especially when Amouranth does something sensible or otherwise lets slip to her simps that she's made of 100% unobtainium.

As long as she's not throwing cats, fucking dogs or using her position as a platform to politisperg, good for her.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

@Biutiful

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[King Daddy Telomerase]

I agree with 0 personality but I'd say she's got to have at least more than 2 brain cells bouncing around her skull to be able to make her way to the position she's at now. She obviously has some amount of business acumen to get to the top and stay there.

I don't think it's brain cells.

I can't hate on a bitch for making money when she can from idiots, though.

Kaitlyn is not a lolcow.

 

[Win98SE]

The general consensus is that someone over at Twitch HQ is going to bat for her (and other e-thots) each time they violate TOS. She's done things that have resulted in instant and permanent bans for other streamers, but somehow dodges them, or the violations are conveniently ignored until she's done streaming for the day/taking the weekend off.

Things to look into if you want to highlight more drama:

• She allegedly cheated on a game show hosted by another streamer, Mizkif. Thread is full examples of her not understanding basic math operations and looking up answers while live on the show.
• An unusual twitter thread where she seems to think she purchased a gas station for a negative sum of money. This probably checks out, but I don't think she understands why.

 

[Pee Cola]

I don't think it's brain cells.

I can't hate on a bitch for making money when she can from idiots, though.

Kaitlyn is not a lolcow.

I tend to agree. However she might still be worthy of an IF thread.

The OP does a good job of explaining why she's famous, which is helpful to those that have no idea as to who she is or why she's well-known. I'd only heard of her because Twitch would keep recommending her streams to me whenever I watched a Bob Ross or Kitboga stream, so for a retard like me that only knows of her by reading about good she is at fleecing her simps, an OP like this is actually pretty useful.

KF is about laughing at retards on the internet, and Amouranth sure has a whole bunch of those following her around. That's where I'd expect the real milk to come from.

 

[m564365]

maybe she used to deny having fake boobs but she doesn't do that anymore

 

[MuttMurderingMensch]

These two are dangerous Discord trannies and I'm not fucking kidding.

Legit makes me feel bad for Ammy.

 

[Empresa]

These two are dangerous Discord trannies and I'm not fucking kidding.

ITS NOT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Listen, I'm not a communist or anything like that, but I seriously cannot fathom how you can make like 10 million max doing something like this and then not just retire. At that point you have more money than you could possibly spend in your entire life on anything that is not buttfuck retarded.

Mind boggling.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Would this technically count as Beauty Parlor or Internet Famous? Either way, good thread

probably internet famous, because she has simps instead of rabid women

 

[Hagane]

Listen, I'm not a communist or anything like that, but I seriously cannot fathom how you can make like 10 million max doing something like this and then not just retire. At that point you have more money than you could possibly spend in your entire life on anything that is not buttfuck retarded.

Mind boggling.

Maybe she actually enjoys it.

...OK, on a more serious note: it's probably one of the easiest jobs in the world, with the biggest downside being having to deal with the odd coomer stalker every now and then.

Why wouldn't she continue it for as long as her body allows her, before she "hits the wall" and goes the way of so many other now-irrelevant e-thots like Belle Delphine and Zoie Burgher? She's probably still got a few more years left in her before those bolt-ons begin to sag and a newer, younger viral e-thot steals her thunder and kicks her back into the shadows.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Listen, I'm not a communist or anything like that, but I seriously cannot fathom how you can make like 10 million max doing something like this and then not just retire. At that point you have more money than you could possibly spend in your entire life on anything that is not buttfuck retarded.

Mind boggling.

Consooming, terrible budgeting, constant spending, GOTIS, and Madonna's Material Girl. Keep spending, no plans to stop only to realize the money is gone so must make more.

 

[Red Hood]

Maybe she actually enjoys it.

...OK, on a more serious note: it's probably one of the easiest jobs in the world, with the biggest downside being having to deal with the odd coomer stalker every now and then.

Why wouldn't she continue it for as long as her body allows her, before she "hits the wall" and goes the way of so many other now-irrelevant e-thots like Belle Delphine and Zoie Burgher? She's probably still got a few more years left in her before those bolt-ons begin to sag and a newer, younger viral e-thot steals her thunder and kicks her back into the shadows.

I mean, exactly. Fleece the horny idiots for all they're worth and laugh all the way to the bank.

Capitalism, baby!

 

[Lemmingwise]

She's one of the more cunning thots.

I think this may be true.

She seems be abreastof the meta. I scrolled by streams on twitch recently and saw she streamed her sleeping. I wonder what makes more money, that or re-runs.

leave's her mod simp hanging...

 

[Character from a movie]

Her family is probably of Italian origin, judging by her last name. That's odd, when I looked at her pre-surgeries photos I thought she was Turkish or a sandnigger, like Pokimane and Anisa.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Her family is probably of Italian origin, judging by her last name. That's odd, when I looked at her pre-surgeries photos I thought she was Turkish or a sandnigger like Pokimane and Anisa.

Italians are black, even the blacks think so.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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also, for whatever reason, probably to avoid tripping Patreon or OnlyFans' link detection (given the size of her following there's no way these sites don't know she's doing this), she has this totally-not-infringing domain she always links to when she's promoting her patreon lol: https://www.amouranthpatreon.com/