DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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phils rant about everyone doing last minute valentines shopping and being super lazy by buying flowers.

and just seconds before he was saying how he was doing last minute chocolate buying haha. i get the feeling he wanted to get flowers but didnt want to stand in line. guarantee it.

didnt give italian sausage to kat either it seems. i bet phil cant get it up because of his constant drinking.
 
This episode of 1st world problems in a Seattle suburb was even more underwhelming that I thought it would be.

But in the win column the BK sandwich made a return, how cool was that?

Have anybody Scooby-Doo'ed out what piece of 90's media he stole the exploding sink story from?
That's pretty much a tv/movie comedy meme at this point isn't it?
 
phils rant about everyone doing last minute valentines shopping and being super lazy by buying flowers.

and just seconds before he was saying how he was doing last minute chocolate buying haha. i get the feeling he wanted to get flowers but didnt want to stand in line. guarantee it.

didnt give italian sausage to kat either it seems. i bet phil cant get it up because of his constant drinking.

The whole flower thing is so autistic. When the fuck are you supposed to buy flower for your wife? You cant just hide a bouquet in your trunk for a week. Does this fucker not even know how plants work?
 
phils rant about everyone doing last minute valentines shopping and being super lazy by buying flowers.

he knows you can buy more than flowers right, usually you do, like flowers are a precursor, a wheel greaser if you will...and as innuendo as that sounded it's not intended to be.

Fun fact philbert. got the wife flowers, she didn't want them said they're marked up. Got them anyway, saved half off the original price which was the normal not vday price the morning of from amazon fresh of all places.

I know some effort and a little looking around for your signifgant other is so much work maybe an OIC sock and superchat you how to do it.
 
Ok so by Sanitation Policy the city of Renton provides compost containers for every household in the city for mandatory composting ( we have that here now in Edmonton as well ).

Blue = Recycling
Grey = Garbage
Green = Compost

Phil refuses to compost because he doesn't like the smell, even though he could just keep the compost container outside and dump is food and other perishables in there and not have to worry about it.

Porceeds to toss everything in to the garbage disposal and down the drain and plugs it. G FUCKIN G Phil. They offer you free compost collection and you refuse because your gouty ass is too lazy to take the compost outside. Get fucked Phil, you got what you deserved.
 
Ok so by Sanitation Policy the city of Renton provides compost containers for every household in the city for mandatory composting ( we have that here now in Edmonton as well ).

Blue = Recycling
Grey = Garbage
Green = Compost

Phil refuses to compost because he doesn't like the smell, even though he could just keep the compost container outside and dump is food and other perishables in there and not have to worry about it.

Porceeds to toss everything in to the garbage disposal and down the drain and plugs it. G FUCKIN G Phil. They offer you free compost collection and you refuse because your gouty ass is too lazy to take the compost outside. Get fucked Phil, you got what you deserved.
Phil seems like the exact sort of person who's never intentionally touched a blade of grass in his life unless he was forced to, seeing him attempt to work out what the hell he's supposed to do with compost would be an incredibly laughable experience.

"Huh, do I put this on the lawn or on the bush?, uhh I think I have to put it on top of the plants I think, wut? Why does it smell so bad? I think something is wrong with the compost man, idk".
 
The way Phil can call other guys idiots for not planning ahead because they are picking up flowers on Valentines Day and then complain that ordering delivery at 5 PM didn't work but it wasn't his fault and they are assholes is just... Peak DSP. And then he's unplugging a garbage disposal while his wife eats alone. What a guy. I almost have to assume he's making this shit up because it's just too stupid.
 
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Your words don't deserve to be quoted. You obviously don't watch @Piece of Peace 's restreams. He gets zero mad when people tip, even huge whale donos. The majority of the seething is done by the autist viewers of philbert, not to mention philbert himself anytime the manchild doesn't get his way, doesn't get enough money, or a game is "too hard" cause the devs are "piles of donkey shit."
 
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BlackLady, Clyde, Gorilla, Tonin, and Eternal are all sneak-trolls. My math puts that at nearing 50% of his "naturally organically grown" viewer base are non-paying trolls, as opposed to paying trolls like snowkarl/zoya, colored pencils and others who actually pay to troll him. What a fucking pathetic piece of shit dsp is. Can you imagine if a signifcant portion of your income was from people trolling you?
 
phils rant about everyone doing last minute valentines shopping and being super lazy by buying flowers.
That was funny, I liked the part where he was making fun of that other guy who hadn't made any plans for valentines day yet and was trying to order food on doordash...oh wait that was Phil.
 
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