DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Prophet Gaming]

Wonder what innocent business will be besmirched for no reason other than made up drama?

Total Whine no longer has his bottle of Gin because of the FluTruxxClan. And he will go off on how prices are so high because of the blockade snort snort snort.

I predict he drops KOF fast, he will complain about the netcode magically being changed after the beta and now its laggy and it drops inputs and the devs are fucking idiots and mentally ill. Skyrim will probably get dropped once he starts dick riding Horizon and probably won't finish Sifu and put it on Hiatus. Once Sifu gets its DSP patch he will go back to it with some autistic explanation that the game was broken and this is why it must be played on easy.

2 maybe 3 weeks from now he will be back on StreetFighter for Fridays saying everyone was asking for it to come back but in reality he just got bodied in KOF hard.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Happy belated Valentine's Day to all my fellow Kiwifarts. I see Phail spent his entire Valentine's Day tweeting up a storm rather than blowing his wife's back out. Since he's not performing his marital duties he can't call himself a good little Catholic.
Also, this tweet had me rolling

"Guys, you'll never believe how my life is a big nothingburger, and how I make something so insignificant mean something huge for the next 30 minutes on my podcast!"

Remember, he's not a drama streamer.

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How much do you wanna bet it'll end up like Khet's birthday where he fucked up the fast food joint order and/or fucked up the reservation at a restaurant? What a model husband, fucks up your birthday and fucks up Valentine's day too.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Just saw Piggy's day...in tweets.

Phil, the uber happily married man, so happily married to his swimsuit model wife that it pains him he can't be around her more often so happily married that it actually might be too much and turning him off to any other woman or female body part, function or sexual act with a woman...men shoving things in their ass and mouth is ok though.

Spends most of his day literally yelling into the void, since his twitter account is on tighter lockdown than a progressive twitter pest or disney shill.

but he was also so busy and had such a crazy day between going on about horizon fobidden west, then HFW's lack of accessibility options. The capcom countdown then shitting on Street fighter 6, a twitter thread about Cyberpunk, dying light 2 and some other shit...

piggers spend more time on twitter on valantine's day than any other day off with his wife.

Phil, if you'd like to reiterate how amazing and happy your marriage is, I present to you that now would be the time. well not now now but sometime between phil bends space and time to do all these things on his one day out a week while also being about to tweet this much or he's just making it up and the making shit up about the twitter headlines you read because everyone is stupid so stupid in fact I'll repeat the word like i'm rainman.

I'm actually starting to think, we aren't the trolls or detractors no we're the observers. his unirionic fans are the real trolls and detractors.

It's kinda reminding me of the tropey situation where the high school douche pretends to befriend the slow kid and eggs the slow kid on to make an ass out of himself so others can laugh at him.

thats how these pre-streams are starting to come off as.

EDIT - to clarify, PP is the slow kid who makes an ass out of himself but is too slow to see what he's doing and actually thinks people like him, this whales are the douches...who are slightly less slow.

 

[Brother Wind]

I would like to thank whatever Tranny Null is dating for taking down the site, so she gets a real Valentines Skype call with him.

I hope you all used it yourselves to spend a little extra time with loved ones. I had a great day with my partner. We are both busy mature adults, so it was more of an excuse to actually shelve some work and responsibilities and just spend quality time together. I am excited to hear how our fellow busy mature adults Dave and Katherine spent their free excuse to do likewise. I am sure it will be very romantic and inspiring to all of us. And remind us all the real meaning of love. Certainly not a bitch fest deeply entrenched in consoomerism and obligation

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just saw Piggy's day...in tweets.

Phil, the uber happily married man, so happily married to his swimsuit model wife that it pains him he can't be around her more often so happily married that it actually might be too much and turning him off to any other woman or female body part, function or sexual act with a woman...men shoving things in their ass and mouth is ok though.

Spends most of his day literally yelling into the void, since his twitter account is on tighter lockdown than a progressive twitter pest or disney shill.

but he was also so busy and had such a crazy day between going on about horizon fobidden west, then HFW's lack of accessibility options. The capcom countdown then shitting on Street fighter 6, a twitter thread about Cyberpunk, dying light 2 and some other shit...

piggers spend more time on twitter on valantine's day than any other day off with his wife.

Phil, if you'd like to reiterate how amazing and happy your marriage is, I present to you that now would be the time. well not now now but sometime between phil bends space and time to do all these things on his one day out a week while also being about to tweet this much or he's just making it up and the making shit up about the twitter headlines you read because everyone is stupid so stupid in fact I'll repeat the word like i'm rainman.

I'm actually starting to think, we aren't the trolls or detractors no we're the observers. his unirionic fans are the real trolls and detractors.

It's kinda reminding me of the tropey situation where the high school douche pretends to befriend the slow kid and eggs the slow kid on to make an ass out of himself so others can laugh at him.

thats how these pre-streams are starting to come off as.

EDIT - to clarify, PP is the slow kid who makes an ass out of himself but is too slow to see what he's doing and actually thinks people like him, this whales are the douches...who are slightly less slow.

The biggest troll to Phil, like almost all lolcows, is Phil himself.

He's the one who bullheadedly chose this path, to shut himself away from all manner of interaction except the shopping trips, streams, and Twitter. He's a slave to his addictions and seems genuinely incapable of comprehending he has a problem simply because he wants to pretend everything is great.

Until it's not because he has to literally beg people to give him money so he can live in his big fancy condo full of shit he doesn't really give a damn about, with a cat he hates and a woman he married more out of what could be called a mid-life crisis when Leanna ditched his gouty drunken ass.

Six days a week for hours on end he has to subject himself to playing things he's terrible at even after reading the guides and dances to the tune of legitimate retards throwing their money at him. He has to consistently lie to convince the audience and moreover himself that he has a happy lifestyle (except when begging because then something shitty is going on that Phil magically is incapable of handling without MORE MONEY). All so that he can give Scoplely more money for a dopamine rush in pushing a button that gives him jpg pictures that one day will simply cease to exist once Champions is shut down in the future, whenever that may be.

Phil worrying about his legacy as of late may be signs he is gradually, slower than glaciers, coming to realize how much time he's wasted being an asshole and generally thrown away more money than some people will ever make in their lives. That his life is just an endless loop in of itself where the only times he's truly happy are when he's so drunk off his ass that he can't actually comprehend anything. And the 'pigroach luck' is a double edged sword in that while it means he can keep living his empty life...is it really living when you have nothing to actually live FOR?

Its almost tragic if it wasn't for the fact Phil is a raging asshole who deliberately goes to every length he can to ignore how he is the center of all his problems and that he has to fundamentally change who he is to escape the empty loop he's living.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Off day tweets.
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What does he mean by "bow mechanics"?
Are there other ways to shoot a bow other then pull back the string?

Phils saying FPS over graphics is beyond hilarious, this is the tard who always mention graphics first when talking about any game and will turn away from any game that does not have "modernized graphics"

As for "bow mechanics". This is just Phil trying to articulate something and deciding to try and sound smart.

I found this little gem on Twitter that can be applied to any and all of Phils Tweets:

 

[LieLieFyre]

Which one of you tried to upload a 50GB picture of Phil and broke the damn site?

 

[Zeelpulp]

This nigga torn between both sides of the Vortex.

BTW These old comment sections are not a substitute for a good Forum to read......Fuckin trannies

 

[TJGamebox]

new Paypal Policies popped up. Is the second one concerning or is it just in case philliam loses seller protection?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I won't be watching the Prestream Talk Therapy Session but I'll check the thread and Joshpoem's twitter later, here's my prediction on what went wrong during Little Phil's Big Valentine's Day Off: Husband of the Year material didn't make any reservations at any restaurants or the restaurant he made reservations for was serving the "wrong" food just like that sushi place he wanted to take Khet to for her birthday. All of the restaurants were full like you'd expect them to be on Valentine's day so they couldn't get anything anywhere to eat except for a romantic'n'robust fast food burger. Phil will blame all the people who went out during Valentine's day, call them "idiots", will use "muh COVID" as a reason why the aforementioned "idiots" shouldn't have gone out to eat out in droves.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"every different place...err every different department" - on khet's schedule.

OOPS!
so either she keeps getting shit canned from jobs, Kroger or fred myer has thing where everyone makes schedules, no one department or person has the responsiblity to make sure the store has coverage, she's like shit tier worker, like below the people who sweep the store room tier, or just complete bullshit.

EDIT - lol I have DDM on my phone I took out my earbuds cause he's just really hard to listen too and keep your sanity. I looked at my phone.

without sound, dude looks like he's cracked out, eyes bugging out with tiny beady pupils shifting around constantly moving looking every which direction flailing about.

maybe skip the meds actually?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I am now 99% sure Khet was probably fired. There's always a complaint about her schedule. The bitch works as a cashier, she's a shift worker so the shift changes and then she keeps complaining.

Pretty sure now she's been fired.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Which one of you tried to upload a 50GB picture of Phil and broke the damn site?

You don't understand, he's fat and everyone needs to know. In detail.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Happy belated Valentine's Day to all my fellow Kiwifarts. I see Phail spent his entire Valentine's Day tweeting up a storm rather than blowing his wife's back out. Since he's not performing his marital duties he can't call himself a good little Catholic.
Also, this tweet had me rolling

How much do you wanna bet it'll end up like Khet's birthday where he fucked up the fast food joint order and/or fucked up the reservation at a restaurant? What a model husband, fucks up your birthday and fucks up Valentine's day too.

Spoiler: they went to another Burger King, and there were shady black guys in front that scared Phil.

 

[MAWBD]

5 min into the "pahdcast" and he is begging for tips/credits to buy games ...

 

[SupSilver]

Reeeeeeeeeee fucking trannies stop taking down my Slovakian basket-weaving forum where I talk about irrelevant e-celebs

Phil left his wife at home on valentines day and ordered dat doordash! ayyyyyyyyyy

at least they had CANDIES

 

[Balr0g]

“MOVE ON” says the man who admitted to contacting Amazon support to complain about a driver when his package was delivered slightly later than anticipated.

If Phil paid for something and then needed to wait the better part of eighteen months beyond when it was meant to be available he would go into cardiac arrest during his fifty-seventh round of bitching about it on his prestream.

I would like it if someone with a blue check would take one for the team and just spend a week quote tweeting everything he posts with the addition of “lol stfu faggot”

It's the same guy that whined months about a "bad" Burger King sandwich. And let's not forget his nearly 1 year ban from the Twitch partnership and his whining because he did something wrong and he fucking knows it

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

So his story is that they don't have money for chocolates but they ordered food for Valentine's, how much of a wheelchair do you have to be to believe this narrative of "no money" when he contradicts himself in the next sentence?

Also he is hardcore projecting, and I mean this is some giga projection, he is ranting about how people don't plan anything for Valentine's and just buy flowers because they don't give a shit about the other person,they don't plan anything for Valentine's , they ignore their significant other 95% of the time and they don't know anything about them so they don't know what to gift. Meanwhile projection syde Phil didn't plan anything for Valentine's, his "plans" was to doordash food and he couldn't get it because the restaurant is full of nudniks, what a retarded faggot it's so annoying to listen to him lie and project every time he opens his mouth.

EDIT: Phil is going on a food disposal tangent, he tells us how his food disposal clogged and the food arrived and Phil said " I'm not even done washing dishes" MOTHER FUCKER YOU DON'T HAVE DISHES YOU USE PAPER PLATES, jesus he lies about everything for no reason.

EDIT 2 : "I usually don't get too angry" lmao Phil you literally go into a narcissistic rage every single stream what the fuck you are talking about?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I am now 99% sure Khet was probably fired. There's always a complaint about her schedule. The bitch works as a cashier, she's a shift worker so the shift changes and then she keeps complaining.

Pretty sure now she's been fired.

KHET
"Why the fuck do you fire me? As an experienced bluecollar cashier I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"

MANAGER
"you cost the entire Fred Meyers a fortune by keep allowing the customers to pay $6 for the $6.72 SnortPork sandwich and even allowed $1 payment for the candy that clearly labeled $1.5"

KHET
" Huhhhhhhh?"
*long neigh*
"Isn't it the same? My husband , Phil, count $6 toward his tip goal everytime Six70Two tipped him $6.72, and all of those $1.50 troll tips from Snowkarl was counted as $1 too"

MANAGER
"You are fired and I hope your husband never open any business"

Khet
"Its alright he got Jaxx Cuxor......"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This episode of 1st world problems in a Seattle suburb was even more underwhelming that I thought it would be.

But in the win column the BK sandwich made a return, how cool was that?

Have anybody Scooby-Doo'ed out what piece of 90's media he stole the exploding sink story from?