🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Did I hear right in the stream that he isn't Vaccinated? I dipped into the stream briefly and thought that I heard that. I'm sorry for being lazy, but I can't face going back and listening to his inane ramblings to find the statement. I haven't listened to him for years, but is last night typical of his recent content?

 

[byuu]

but is last night typical of his recent content?

No, they're usually even less exciting.
Full of Tucker clips or Biden speeches with no commentary.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

No, they're usually even less exciting.
Full of Tucker clips or Biden speeches with no commentary.

All I got from last night was narcissism writ large, and the sort of drama that professional wrestling would count as all too corny. His whole shtick was just so low energy and lacking in content I'm sorry I couldn't continue. Last night was just so lame and filled with inane pettiness that I couldn't believe that he keeps an audience.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph should buy that exact same Armani purse listed on eBay.
Think about in Ethan, it's more than 50% off retail price! It's a deal, just like your Nissan.

 

[oramge cat]

Why is anyone even talking about him returning via ship? He’d probably be fine to fly home by the 13th anyway.

oof Ralph's gonna miss the Super Bowl. If he ever posts what team he's betting on, bet on the other team because he's such a loser it's a guaranteed win.

If i was a betting man i would put 1000$ on Ralph being dead or in jail before this year is over, he's just got too much momentum now, he could not even stop if he tried to put on the breaks, he going to crash and the only thing that could save him is going to jail for an extended period of time, like he did last time he sperged out..

Ver archivo adjunto 2942080
t|a
not a single scratch on his hand either, fighting for your purse 1v4 you think there would be a little scrape or two
Ver archivo adjunto 2942082

I get more cuts on my hand playing with my cat, it’s weird he has absolutely no defensive wounds at all, like he wasn’t covering his head as best he could while he took a brutal beatdown? That’s something anyone would do instinctively and they’d have scrapes and bruises to show for it.

 

[GriptheRaven]

I've come to the conclusion that Gaytor will return to Ralph in the right circumstances. If he stuck around for essentially no pay through all this shit, he should be in a battered women's shelter. The stream last night was a well of sadness the deepest part was that Gaytor had to be pushed out and couldn't leave. Also Flamenco and his crew as dull as paint chips and it didn't help that the Gunt couldn't sperg in his "palacial apartment."

 

[AltisticRight]

I've come to the conclusion that Gaytor will return to Ralph in the right circumstances. If he stuck around for essentially no pay through all this shit, he should be in a battered women's shelter. The stream last night was a well of sadness the deepest part was that Gaytor had to be pushed out and couldn't leave. Also Flamenco and his crew as dull as paint chips and it didn't help that the Gunt couldn't sperg in his "palacial apartment."

I think he'll go back to Ralph as soon as an apology is given.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

fought four dudes?? his baby soft hands have never done a days work in his entire life. no bruising? no cuts? what a bullshitter.
I see he’s holding that big brown dick that he loves sucking on so much.

He told a different version on his stream last night. Now it's he fought "one or two" while his friend was off to the side with the 4th. No mention of mugger #3 unless I missed it.

I'm surprised there isn't more discussion about this (again, unless I completely misunderstood what he said which is possible). Who is this wingman? How bad was that guy hurt? My guess is that his friend and one of the other group just stood back while Ethan got his ass beat after starting a fight that he instantly lost.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Gaytor bro, there’s resources to help you escape your abusive partner. And as always, we’re here for you.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph just going out for some cigarettes in Europe. Should be back any time May...

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I get more cuts on my hand playing with my cat, it’s weird he has absolutely no defensive wounds at all, like he wasn’t covering his head as best he could while he took a brutal beatdown? That’s something anyone would do instinctively and they’d have scrapes and bruises to show for it.

except for when you're black out drunk and we learned from last night's stream that he not only didn't chase anyone but he didn't throw a single punch. His story is he was sloppy drunk sitting on the ground, someone stole his purse, he yelled, stood up and was beaten so hard he fell to his knees and hurt his elbows.

also if you don't get beat badly by niggers, where he comes from that means you're a pussy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph should feel right at home since he’s apparently staying in his buddy’s mom’s house in Lisbon. He had to be real quiet because Sergio’s mom was sleeping during the humiliation stream.

Can you imagine this guy asking his mom to bring Ralph home? He needs a place to stay because he’s broke, unvaxxed and got his face stomped in and just got out of the hospital! Lisbon mom probably took pity on the fact he just got out of the hospital and looked like a beaten dog.

Also puts Ralph’s little tall tale about “almost losing his shit” at a hotel when they asked for a PCR test. Obviously he was told to GTFO and did because he had to call some dude and beg to stay in mom’s basement.

He told a different version on his stream last night. Now it's he fought "one or two" while his friend was off to the side with the 4th. No mention of mugger #3 unless I missed it.

I'm surprised there isn't more discussion about this (again, unless I completely misunderstood what he said which is possible). Who is this wingman? How bad was that guy hurt? My guess is that his friend and one of the other group just stood back while Ethan got his ass beat after starting a fight that he instantly lost.

Maybe it’s Sergio but now he doesn’t want to be publicly associated with Ralph.

 

[NPC304348]

Ralph should feel right at home since he’s apparently staying in his buddy’s mom’s house in Lisbon. He had to be real quiet because Sergio’s mom was sleeping during the humiliation stream.

Can you imagine this guy asking his mom to bring Ralph home? He needs a place to stay because he’s broke, unvaxxed and got his face stomped in and just got out of the hospital! Lisbon mom probably took pity on the fact he just got out of the hospital and looked like a beaten dog.

Also puts Ralph’s little tall tale about “almost losing his shit” at a hotel when they asked for a PCR test. Obviously he was told to GTFO and did because he had to call some dude and beg to stay in mom’s basement.


Maybe it’s Sergio but now he doesn’t want to be publicly associated with Ralph.

> sergio introduces disfigured ralph to his mom.

> *JOKER LAUGH*

 

[Klugii]

Ralph's foreskin looks like the mouth of a fish whose tongue has been replaced by a parasitic bug:

Spoiler: NSFW - Weird animal gore.

Ver archivo adjunto 2944882

I believe that's Cymothoa Exigua, a parasitic isopod. Only the females eat the tongue, the males attatch to the gills and stay behind the females. The female actually detatches the old tongue and clings to the stump after it rots and falls off.
This kind of parasitic relationship is also common in human behavior.

 

[TakeSoma]

He told a different version on his stream last night. Now it's he fought "one or two" while his friend was off to the side with the 4th. No mention of mugger #3 unless I missed it.

I'm surprised there isn't more discussion about this (again, unless I completely misunderstood what he said which is possible). Who is this wingman? How bad was that guy hurt? My guess is that his friend and one of the other group just stood back while Ethan got his ass beat after starting a fight that he instantly lost.

We'll never know, but whatever feeds his delusions on being an Alpha male.

 

[Motherf*cker]

I believe that's Cymothoa Exigua, a parasitic isopod. Only the females eat the tongue, the males attatch to the gills and stay behind the females. The female actually detatches the old tongue and clings to the stump after it rots and falls off.
This kind of parasitic relationship is also common in human behavior.

So Gator?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If the people you think are your friends keep turning into snakes on you, maybe the problem is you.

 

[Venkataraman]

I'm impressed that Ralph went at Jim. I thought he would be off limits. Now since he crossed that Rubicon, I'm waiting for him to go full wigger on Masterson. And in that situation who do you root for? They are both irredeemable, degenerate peices of shit.

He’s literally only doing it because he knows Jim doesn’t have the time or inclination to fight back at this point. He’s already covered him in a stream. What more is he gonna do apart from a few tweets?

 

[Burd Turglar]

The lack of any defensive wounds at all makes me wonder if he just got super fucked up, passed out and fell full weight on his fat face. Im sure he got a beat down but how the fuck do you not have ANY damage to your hands?

 

[GenociderSyo]

The lack of any defensive wounds at all makes me wonder if he just got super fucked up, passed out and fell full weight on his fat face. Im sure he got a beat down but how the fuck do you not have ANY damage to your hands?

So we always hear the term fight or flight BUT there is a 3rd Freeze. He probably froze up like a deer in headlights.