🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[AnOminous]

He must have been the Himmler of the group.

Not even Caesar had to say et tu so often.

 

[bearycool]

Guys, Fat Lard Ralph is now in a 64 vision of tubby ass idiocy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIW8_HqO6sI&list=PPSV

Paulyfrog64 and tuxlove are my new favorite heroes of the gunt gropyer mania. I support the Gunt 64

 

[Fivehead]

Can't tell if this Ralph or someone pretending to be him. He certainly writes like him, but that is not hard to imitate. If this is him...holy crap what a meltdown.

It certainly reads like a larp but it's definitely a good (funny) one.

Whats this "changed his name" shit? Is he just talking about picking up a web handle after using Jimjim81 (I think)?

I wasn't aware of this lore either but I assume that whatever this means, Ralph publishing this information was, to him, like entering the nuclear codes and pressing the big red button. In other words, I'm guessing that was his dead man's switch in case Jim decided to drop his Gunt Guard. The problem for Gunt is that Jim's anonymous fans don't really care if it's true.

According to the Jim Dox, Jim changed his last name. ( from O’shannacy to augustine) don’t know or care why really.

Maybe Jim really is a fed.

I'm waiting for him to go full wigger on Masterson. And in that situation who do you root for? They are both irredeemable, degenerate peices of shit.

Dick's not a retard though and is more intentionally entertaining than Gunt.

Could not be me!

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Wtf is that?

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Pretty sure Jim changed his last name. They say so on his thread. From oshaunnasy to some other potato nigger name

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Dick's not a retard though and is more intentionally entertaining than Gunt.

none of these people are entertaining or funny in their own right, I don't understand why they all have their little followings of retards who give them money to repeat shit from kiwi farms threads, tweets, and current events. All of them are boring on their own, maybe I'm not retarded or political enough to give a shit about what any of these retards with discord, a mic, and a shitty PC have to say. The most entertaining part of all this drama to me is the farms laughing at these retards while they dance for 3 dollar donos while simultaneously acting like they're important or relevant.

They're sideshow freaks and the price of admission is sitting in AS chat to laugh at them. They could all die in minecraft tomorrow and it wouldn't matter because there's an endless supply of cows behind them, often far more interesting.

 

[blackboots]

Jim did change his last name, so did Jade when they got married. Not so much out of fear, just as a symbol of new life together, not carrying the burden of the past.

As always, everything RALPH does is projection to an infinite degree. He is literally burdened by the Ralph name, and actually too scared to change it, because he's now tied all of his "career" to it. Sad.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

none of these people are entertaining or funny in their own right, I don't understand why they all have their little followings of retards who give them money to repeat shit from kiwi farms threads, tweets, and current events. All of them are boring on their own, maybe I'm not retarded or political enough to give a shit about what any of these retards with discord, a mic, and a shitty PC have to say. The most entertaining part of all this drama to me is the farms laughing at these retards while they dance for 3 dollar donos while simultaneously acting like they're important or relevant.

They're sideshow freaks and the price of admission is sitting in AS chat to laugh at them. They could all die in minecraft tomorrow and it wouldn't matter because there's an endless supply of cows behind them, often far more interesting.

Surrogate fathers.

 

[The Big Dream]

Ralph offering to show his eyes and gunt for $100-$200 was somehow a new low, and weirdly unbecoming of his tough-guy persona. Like he's literally become a prostitute.

 

[Quato Lives!]

So, is it safe to say that ralph is now stuck in europe and the likelyhood
of him returning to freedomland is diminishing by the day.

It is still entirely possible that he could do something dumber than
usual and end up in euro prision, right?

 

[MrShekelstein36]

That local Pajeet owned Subway by the crack shack is going to be solely manned by May with all that OT to cover this fiasco of a trip.

What a Guntastrophe.

We all know she isn't getting a real job. Calling it now. 1/2/2022. That there will be a pantsu onlyfans ad campaign on the killstream as soon as the guntspawn pops out.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Hes doing a killstream, I cant be bothered to watch but does anyone have an update on the whereabouts of his teeth? Are they still in his skull or are they MIA?

Teeth are surprisingly intact. For now.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph offering to show his eyes and gunt for $100-$200 was somehow a new low, and weirdly unbecoming of his tough-guy persona. Like he's literally become a prostitute.

RALPH: Give me $200 and I'll show you my bruised gunt
CHAT: Lol
FLAMENCO: I intend to do nothing but make fun of Ralph for the next 6 hours
CHAT: Here's $1000

 

[InwardsStink]

Teeth are surprisingly intact. For now.
Screen_Recording_20220201-222709_YouTube.mp4

They didn't steal his dentures.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

CHAT: If Ralph had all fake teeth, would he still have tampon breath?
AGLUCK: Well, when you're going around thumbing buttholes and then sniffing and licking your thumb... I don't think there's a mouthwash in the world that's going to help you.

AG Luck bringing the fire tonight. LOL.

 

[Particle Bored]

I wasn't aware of this lore either but I assume that whatever this means, Ralph publishing this information was, to him, like entering the nuclear codes and pressing the big red button. In other words, I'm guessing that was his dead man's switch in case Jim decided to drop his Gunt Guard. The problem for Gunt is that Jim's anonymous fans don't really care if it's true.

Its a fucking stupid dig, thats for sure. He changed it in his forties, when he got married, years after the Paddy O dox. Im sure Jim wasnt shocked when that kiwi tracked it down. I assume he did it to honor someone, not to "hide."

As always, everything RALPH does is projection to an infinite degree. He is literally burdened by the Ralph name, and actually too scared to change it, because he's now tied all of his "career" to it. Sad.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

NO. ralph will NEVER see his purse again.

What about the picture on eBay?

 

[Venkataraman]

Spoiler: Inshallah

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Gunty really has no business calling ANYONE fat though.

Ralph's foreskin looks like the mouth of a fish whose tongue has been replaced by a parasitic bug:

Spoiler: NSFW - Weird animal gore.

 

[Venkataraman]

Can't tell if this Ralph or someone pretending to be him. He certainly writes like him, but that is not hard to imitate. If this is him...holy crap what a meltdown. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/359129595/

Entertaining but probably fake.

-Firstly they wouldn't give you Valium for pain, they really don't like prescribing it for anything anymore in Europe.
-Secondly Ralph is probably used to Xanax and Klonopin and weighs like 500lbs. Unless he's a massive massive pussy a bit of Valium isn't going to fuck him up. They prescribe it in 5mg doses usually in Europe and even if you're a lot thinner than Ralph you have to take like 30mg to even get a decent buzz on. Even if he isn't popping Xanax all the time back in the US, he's still drinking heavily which would give him some GABA tolerance and stop him from getting particularly wasted off the tiny amount of Valium they would prescribe in a hospital if they did have a reason to prescribe it. Valium is one of the least strong Benzos that exist. 15-20mg of valium=1mg Klonopin/Xanax.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

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not a single scratch on his hand either, fighting for your purse 1v4 you think there would be a little scrape or two
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fought four dudes?? his baby soft hands have never done a days work in his entire life. no bruising? no cuts? what a bullshitter.
I see he’s holding that big brown dick that he loves sucking on so much.

Jim did change his last name, so did Jade when they got married. Not so much out of fear, just as a symbol of new life together, not carrying the burden of the past.

As always, everything RALPH does is projection to an infinite degree. He is literally burdened by the Ralph name, and actually too scared to change it, because he's now tied all of his "career" to it. Sad.

The ralphs were so poor they couldn’t afford a last name and had to settle for using a first one.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

It's sad, or would be if it wasn't entirely of his own doing. He has alienated so many people and built up this false bravado to be the sole personality trait that defines his entire existence that he literally can not back down from it in any way.

He rightfully feels he is constantly under attack and constantly has to be on guard and can never show weakness. I mean he just went through something pretty traumatic. He was attacked and savagely beaten, his shit stolen, his trip ruined, and now has a whole heap of other issues. Who can he turn to?

Nobody. Even his fiancee is too retarded to offer a sympathetic ear. He has no actual friends and he cannot show any weakness to his fans because they are also retarded degenerates.

His only option is to continually double down and double down and double down on why everything that happens to him in his miserable life is actually an absolute win when deep down he's hurting. He's lost a lot and cannot unburden himself to anyone or receive any solace because he can never abandon this fake persona he's crafted.

WINNING!
ALOGS BTFO!