🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
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Spicboyskafan dijo:
The Portuguese will roast the gunt on a spit like the pig man he is.
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This is what happens when you pull some ignorant ass shit while traveling abroad alone in the middle of the night. Now that someone hauled off and whooped his ass he might think twice about his bullshit antics. If Ralph's going to pull this kind of shit again then stay in his own fucking country. Null was on point about this fact back in November.
 
FFinfo dijo:
"I got my ass handed to me prowling for 15 year olds overseas" is not a sob story, and even his lie of "I got my shit kicked in running after my purse after gay night at the bar" isn't the most sympathetic thing.
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What we hear is:

Looking for underage chicks, got smashed.

What the girls in the bars hear and his loyal followers who fund his appetite:

"There was this meaner part of Lisbon - but I said fuck it - cause the bars were just awesome. the Cab Driver he dropped me off knowing full well I was going to get mugged (he was probably part of it). So I get out of the cab and BAM, 4 big fucking dudes came at me. One sucker punched me and got my bag, but I didn't go down and this freaked them the fuck out and they blew man, but I gave chase. I ran them down in this alley and they turned. They warned me to back off but I said "fuck it, you only live once" and I gave it to them hard. Yeah sure, I ended up I hospital, but 2 of the 4 guys ended up dragging the other 2 out of that alley with broken bones. I wasted 2 of them and here I am, still talking"
 
3-2-1836 dijo:
Where's his felony out of?
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He swung at a female cop - and missed - after she woke him up in a hotel lobby. Unsurprisingly, he fell asleep there because he was a drunk.

Which is really shitty, she came to help and he attempted to hurt her. I know someone in real life who did this and broke a police woman's face like Ralph's.
 
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Hüftpriester dijo:
Did one of the nurses get sick of Ralph's bullshit and give him the night of the pillow? He hasn't posted anything in a while.
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Who's going to charge his phone? It's unlikely that he had his charging cable with him, and in the unlikely event he did, it'd have been in his purse.

Sort of another downside to going to a foreign country and getting the shit kicked out of you on your own.
 
Did he survive the surgery to reconstruct his orbital bone? Someone his size and in his poor health can’t assume they’ll emerge from general anesthesia alive. If he did, I hope he came to dry heaving from the anesthesia.
 
Shig O'nella dijo:
Who's going to charge his phone? It's unlikely that he had his charging cable with him, and in the unlikely event he did, it'd have been in his purse.

Sort of another downside to going to a foreign country and getting the shit kicked out of you on your own.
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Imagine Ralph being laid up in a hospital bed with a swollen face and no access to the internet. A hell of his own making, lol
 
I'm not so sure Ralph is going to be able to just walk away from his medical bills.

Some EU countries are stricter than others at chasing people for money, but I'm willing to bet someone from the hospital (who will have seen this happen before), will have sat down and talked to Ralph about how he's going to pay. They're not stupid if they know for a fact he can't/won't pay there's action they can take.

Incidentally, he could have picked up travel insurance for a few dollars a day, in fact when he bought his ticket I'd bet the airline gave him the option to add it on to the ticket price. We all know he didn't do that though.
 
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