🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Particle Bored]

Surveillance footage acquired.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

With Portuguese you perish

 

[Xenomorph]

Are you actually retarded? Or do you just hate this man so much, does he live so rent free in your fucking head that saying "yeah I don't know, he's an alcoholic cokehead, but I don't think he's an alcoholic cokehead addicted to pills," is the same as running some kind of defence or interference for him? Jesus Christ. Get a grip, man.

Did your dad have a pill problem and hit you too much or something?
The motherfucker is a pillhead junkie fat fuck and the combo of his terrible lifestyle choices, his clear mental illness and lack of self awareness and self improvement he will die when his fat engorged heart gives out from one too many CNS depressors.

 

[Gigasneed]

With Portuguese you perish

Gotta make it rhyme, like "with Portuguese you get hospital fees"

 

[hooboy]

I took an archive of the page, took a screen shot of the archive, then took a photo of the screenshot. Fear me.

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nigga i was going to ask how much BAT you gave but i can see by your true and honest that you've already done your part

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Gotta make it rhyme, like "with Portuguese you get hospital fees"

Like "If the father's fat, stupid and short you should abort"?

 

[Mikoyan]

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As a wise man once said, maybe if ya'd ever been in a real fight ya wouldn't be so keen for another.

 

[Tom Myers]

I updated my derelict post Bigfoot @Sam Losco does it meet your standards?

 

[MadStan]

Ralph is a person who has shown a poor ability to control his emotional state, is only capable of making poor decisions and has little control over himself as indicated by his general poor mental state, very poor physical shape (food addiction), drug use, gambling (addiction) and exquisite habit for getting in trouble (borderline addiction to trouble) - and now brutally beaten.

He is an addict looking for another addiction.

There is no doubt whatsoever a man with his track record and mental state can only make more bad mistakes and poor decisions and his arrival at the gates of "I have an excuse for drug addiction now" was inevitable.

His severe addiction that is about to follow is all but written in the stars. And like all addicts, he requires the perfect sob story for explaining it away to future law enforcement and a judge.

Whoever beat the shit out him actually handed to Ralph everything he wanted - the ultimate excuse to completely fail on all fronts. Some people want to fail and to make it complete they need the ultimate sob story to tell their would-be victims, donors and pathetic girlfriends.

Nice knowing you Ralph; even we on KF won't recognize the train wreck you will be in 3 months - but you might be thinner at least.

 

[Retink]

He's using GIMP too.

Guy we're not ready for this.

GIMP gang unite!

 

[Popper Whiting]

One thing people have failed to point out there may be a silver lining to an opioid addiction for Ralph. Given that opioids clam you up and make you constipated there is going to be less chance of Ralph shitting himself on air than there has been the last few years.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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Then fight PPP Ralph.

This is a cope from Ralph, he would have been screaming like a piggy as the moors kicked his pig head in.

 

[AnOminous]

One thing people have failed to point out there may be a silver lining to an opioid addiction for Ralph. Given that opioids clam you up and make you constipated there is going to be less chance of Ralph shitting himself on air than there has been the last few years.

Unless he ends up in withdrawal, because then, he'll be shitting himself on an hourly basis.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

One thing people have failed to point out there may be a silver lining to an opioid addiction for Ralph. Given that opioids clam you up and make you constipated there is going to be less chance of Ralph shitting himself on air than there has been the last few years.

Until he tears his asshole trying to push one out. Then he'll just call Neigh over with a wooden spoon.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Until he tears his asshole trying to push one out. Then he'll just call Neigh over with a wooden spoon.

I guess the term Ralpha-logs would no longer apply to us if this were to happen.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I know he’s a fat fuck but he must have some broken ribs or something else going on. Did his phone die? What’s going on over there.

 

[AnOminous]

I know he’s a fat fuck but he must have some broken ribs or something else going on. Did his phone die? What’s going on over there.

They broke his dick. His genetic future has been cut off by the Portugese dick-kick. Plus he's fat.

 

[FamicomGorby]

If Ralph died in Portugal from this would they ship the gunted corpse back or throw him in the trash there?

 

[Retink]

If Ralph died in Portugal from this would they ship the gunted corpse back or throw him in the trash there?

If he dies in Portugal, there'd be a war between them and the US to see who gets stuck with the Gunt corpse defiling their land.

 

[FFinfo]

Some people want to fail and to make it complete they need the ultimate sob story to tell their would-be victims, donors and pathetic girlfriends.

"I got my ass handed to me prowling for 15 year olds overseas" is not a sob story, and even his lie of "I got my shit kicked in running after my purse after gay night at the bar" isn't the most sympathetic thing.