🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Janny Jewsh]

Simulation of what would happen to Ethan's fractured head if he tried flying back:

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder what Portuguese terms one would need to search to find the gunt fight video

I don't know if it's a problem with google translate or no footage exists, because I tried this and got no results

 

[Herpes Complex]

I don't know if it's a problem with google translate or no footage exists, because I tried this and got no results
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You need to search under "Fat tourist gets stomped by fags over murse"

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Will Ralph even be able to make it back before his next court hearing?

 

[Atomic Ant]

I don't know if it's a problem with google translate or no footage exists, because I tried this and got no results
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tranny --> travesty. based portugal

 

[Lazy Man]

Earthquake at the same time he got rolled? Turns out he just fell over.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

How tf does this pig get a wife that somehow sticks by him like that?

I will be very objective here: as far as we know, judging exclusively from her online persona, May is a non-person. She is human but she doesn't display any human traits other than her manly appearance. She doesn't learn, she doesn't have a personality, she's not curious. She tries to display human emotions once in a while but they're always forced, like her laughter during the Chris Chan chase.

Maybe IRL she's entirely different but honestly I doubt it.

 

[Hüftpriester]

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

As a former opiate addict of a decade, I wouldn't even wish that on Ralph. Honestly. He may be an absolute shit stain of a human being but... unless you've been in the depths of it I don't think a lot of people can understand the gravity that comes with being an addict. If you've ever been a smoker and quit and have that craving for a smoke, it's kinda like that but you just become laser focused on getting high again. It doesn't matter if you're at a wedding, or at work or driving somewhere. That's your singular focus. I still think getting high from time to time, usually when under duress.

You know you're an addict. Everyone else knows you're an addict. Nobody wants to help you. The only way out is if you're lucky enough to have someone slap some sense into you and I don't mean figuratively or someone is willing to show you compassion instead of derision. Good fuckin' luck on that last one. Ralph doesn't have family to fall back on, Ralph doesn't have friends to call. He's already fucked all of that up to the point where we sit here and chat about how terrible his choices are.

Yet, I still wouldn't wish an opiate addiction on him. Just over a year clean with one slip up recently. If anyone needs someone to talk to about their own issues, please feel free to PM me.

 

[hooboy]

Will Ralph even be able to make it back before his next court hearing?
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did you really just take a picture of your PC instead of screenshotting it?

This is the most effective form of archiving I've ever seen

 

[burntwater]

Someone get him to the juicing room! Shouldn't have tried the gum at Wonka's factory.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

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TURNING BROOOOWN

 

[Empresa]

a picture of your PC instead of screenshotting it?

that's next level archiving.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

did you really just take a picture of your PC instead of screenshotting it?

This is the most effective form of archiving I've ever seen

I thought that shit was real for a second too!

 

[Shig O'nella]

I'm just puzzled why it's from last year. Fat boy time travelling again?

 

[Retink]

I'm just puzzled why it's from last year. Fat boy time travelling again?

It's in Portuguese time, they're still in the lunar year of the rabbit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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Being on the wrong end of a beatdown and looking like a jackass is just the best.

 

[Vesperus]

that's next level archiving.

I took an archive of the page, took a screen shot of the archive, then took a photo of the screenshot. Fear me.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Someone get him to the juicing room! Shouldn't have tried the gum at Wonka's factory.
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Oompa loompa doom-pe-ty doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doom-pe-ty dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you think when you look at the Gunt?
A seething retard and a miserable cunt.
What do you get always acting in spite?
Zero real friends and you'll end up in a fight
And you might meet..
And you might meet..
And you might meet the Portuguese

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not Ethan you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I took an archive of the page, took a screen shot of the archive, then took a photo of the screenshot. Fear me.

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He's using GIMP too.

Guy we're not ready for this.