RU Germany reveals when it will run out of gas. - As relayed to us by Russian media. Awful premonition or scare by the bear?

Germany reveals when it will run out of gas

Germany reveals when it will run out of gas

www.rt.com

Key takeaways:

" Natural gas storage facilities in Germany are half-empty, economy ministry says

Natural gas reserves in Germany, which has one of the highest underground gas storage capacities in Europe, have fallen to historically low levels compared with previous years.
“According to the consolidated register of gas storage facilities of the European association Gas Infrastructure Europe, Germany’s gas storage facilities are 50.6% full (as of January 11, 2022),”
the German Ministry of Economy said in response to a deputy's request as quoted by RIA. “This corresponds to a theoretical working gas availability of 17.7 days,” it added.
This comes as Russian energy giant Gazprom said on Monday it has not booked any capacity to pump gas to Europe through the Yamal pipeline next month.

The Yamal-Europe pipeline, which usually delivers Russian gas west into Europe, continued to send it eastward from Germany to Poland for a 28th successive day on Monday, data from German network operator Gascade showed. The route between Poland and Germany had been operating in reverse mode since December 21, putting upward pressure on European gas prices.

Economists are warning of energy price spikes deeper into the winter, saying that Europe is yet to find itself physically short of gas during the current gas year, which began in October.
Overall, European storage facilities were 49.33% full as of January 12, according to Gas Infrastructure Europe. If the current rate of withdrawal is sustained, Europe’s reserves could be fully depleted by the end of winter delivery, it said." "

 

[draggs]

Shouldn't have told the Bad Orange Man to piss off when he wanted to make a deal to increase American LNG exports to Europe by a bajillion percent, eh, Germs?

Freeze you dumb krauts.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Shouldn't have told the Bad Orange Man to piss off when he wanted to make a deal to increase American LNG exports to Europe by a bajillion percent, eh, Germs?

Freeze you dumb krauts.

And now we can't even help because the Biden administration is intentionally sabotaging America's energy production.

 

[Male Idiot]

Shouldn't have told the Bad Orange Man to piss off when he wanted to make a deal to increase American LNG exports to Europe by a bajillion percent, eh, Germs?

Freeze you dumb krauts.

And how the fuck would he have done that? A pipe that big would be have been amazing, yuge, and 50s, but ... too many nignogs to pull it off.

I love Orange Man Bad, but you may as well ask for something less fantastic.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

And how the fuck would he have done that? A pipe that big would be have been amazing, yuge, and 50s, but ... too many nignogs to pull it off.

LNG tanker shipping, although that would probably be limited by fleet size.

 

[draggs]

And how the fuck would he have done that? A pipe that big would be have been amazing, yuge, and 50s, but ... too many nignogs to pull it off.

I love Orange Man Bad, but you may as well ask for something less fantastic.

LNG tankers, we got plenty

LNG tanker shipping, although that would probably be limited by fleet size.

The limitation was port facilities, the dumb Yerps didn't want to spend the money to increase their capacity when they could suck sweet Russian pipe instead

And now they're thinking maybe that sweet Nordstream 2 pipe ain't gonna be so sweet maybe, and Russia is denying them the sweet pipe already connected to their bungholes

Yerps are so stupid, let em freeze

 

[cybertoaster]

Bet the germs now wish they had gone full nuclear like the french instead of betting the farm on bullshit like biomass (read: shredded trees, literally)

 

[Male Idiot]

Tankers are a fuckbad idea.

Weather or U-boat or just the current port crisis, and Germoney becomes an icicly.

If Trump offered to help build 50 nuclear plants, sure.

But tankers? Reaaaaly? Even if Uncle Sam can deter subs, weather will fuck it up.

 

[Red Hood]

Now that's a loaded headline.

 

[draggs]

Tankers are a fuckbad idea.

Weather or U-boat or just the current port crisis, and Germoney becomes an icicly.

If Trump offered to help build 50 nuclear plants, sure.

But tankers? Reaaaaly? Even if Uncle Sam can deter subs, weather will fuck it up.

Shipping LNG overseas from various producing countries has greatly increased in the last decade and will continue to because it's extremely lucrative. The shipyards in South Korea are making an assload of money building new tankers. The carrying capacity of the world's LNG tanker fleet (about 650 ships) is about 3/4 of global demand for imported LNG. These ships give no fucks about weather. The biggest ones are the size of an aircraft carrier. tldr the people actually involved in the industry from production to shipping to reception and use are going exactly the opposite direction of your opinion. Submarines are not a concern because uh WW3 isn't going on. Germany would have much bigger concerns than Russian submarines sinking LNG tankers if it were, like is the Russian Army going to beat Poland and invade the fatherland.

 

[augment]

Let's be real, going full nuclear works when you have oodles of pacific islands to dump your waste into, like the French do.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

But how's the Zyklon stockpile?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Let see here;

1. shut down all coal mining and power plants cuz green engery!

2. shut down all oil refining and drilling in country cuz muh global warming!

3. shut down all nukular power plants cuz oh no Chernobly!

4. proceed to piss off, tarriff and plain cut off pipelines from the Ruskies because muh green energy will cover us! Plus Ruskies evil non-LGBTAAWTFBBQ believers so we don't need thier nasty oil and gas!

5. it snows, shit gets cold and nazi's turn on the heat...why bills so expensive? why is natty gas rationed? Why is rolling blackouts? Where is muh solar power? Where is muh wind turbins? What you mean they only produce energy during peak operating conditions and have no storage or ability to ramp up to meet demand? What do you mean France doesn't have power to sell us? What do you mean the Ruskies are selling their gas to Chinaman? We did the right thing! Why we suffering for our choices!

6. Get fucked nazi's. Learn to like the cold.

Did I get it all?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

At least this brings them closer to carbon neutrality. You people only see the negatives.

 

[Meriasek]

LNG tankers, we got plenty

The limitation was port facilities, the dumb Yerps didn't want to spend the money to increase their capacity when they could suck sweet Russian pipe instead

And now they're thinking maybe that sweet Nordstream 2 pipe ain't gonna be so sweet maybe, and Russia is denying them the sweet pipe already connected to their bungholes

Yerps are so stupid, let em freeze

They're actively working against Nordstream 2, for some reason. They also just shut down a bunch of nuclear power plants and want to turn off all coal power plants by like 2038 or earlier. We're going down and can be very lucky that it's a mild winter yet again.

 

[Stoneheart]

2. shut down all oil refining and drilling in country cuz muh global warming!

there was never much drilling and refineries are working overtime right now.

They're actively working against Nordstream 2, for some reason. They also just shut down a bunch of nuclear power plants and want to turn off all coal power plants by like 2038 or earlier. We're going down and can be very lucky that it's a mild winter yet again.

lets hope its not. We are 10 days away from a very very fast deal about nordstream 2.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Eat more beans and sauerkraut. It's your National Duty to increase the gas supply!

 

[Screw Danlon]

Maybe they shouldn’t have used so much of it on the Jews.

 

[augment]

Let see here;

1. shut down all coal mining and power plants cuz green engery!

Coal power had its time, and it was the late 19th century.

 

[Instapot]

Fuck the germans and the British. I hope they all perish in Russia's shadow.