A Native American Christmas Blessing

[Anonymus Fluhre]

i know real well that they would and they've already done it numerous times. i'm going to file some FOIA requests with the FBI and should be able to construct a complaint against them for running operations against me since the 1970's. i was told by a forest service cop that there's a second dossier on me saying that i was born in western samoa and a tucson cop told me there's a potentially homicidal flag in the file they can see.

People like me are marginalized as a class , with a lot of roadblocks to building any kind of following built into their social networking algorithms.

You know you actually have to have a reason to file a FOIA right? They wont just hand you information. You're a lying piece of shit just trying to fluff up his ego by claiming you're on any watch list.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You know

He does not.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

"As a class" What class? The annoyingly insane? Or pedophile dogfuckers? Because I'm kind of okay with both of those being marginalized by social media.

People who describe their masturbation fantasies on youtube streams.

When will the oppression end???

 

[Picnic_Boy]

And let's not forget physically repulsive. Activist circles can be more accepting than most, but seriously, no one as unpleasant to look at as Tom is going to get far as a public speaker.

I mean, he barely looks human. It's like he's made of flesh coloured modeling clay

I love the lance of hair sticking out to the right. That takes some pretty intense scalp grease.

 

[AnOminous]

You know you actually have to have a reason to file a FOIA right? They wont just hand you information. You're a lying piece of shit just trying to fluff up his ego by claiming you're on any watch list.

You actually really don't. All that is required for a FOIA is that you file something that reasonably describes the records you're seeking. Specifically:

(1) letter should state that the request is being made under the Freedom of Information Act, (2) request should clearly state the records that are being sought as specifically as possible, do not use acronyms, (3) name, telephone number, and mailing address of the requester must be included. This permits an agency employee processing a request to contact the requester if necessary, and (4) a limitation of the fees that the requester is willing to pay.

These fees can be substantial.

This is why people often request a reduction or entire waiver of the fees, and when a requester does this, they must justify it, or argue that granting it would "contribute significantly to public understanding of the operation or activities of the government and is not primarily in the commercial interest of the requester."

tl;dr Tom-Bomb can file a FOIA but he'll have to pay the fees unless he can make some non-batshit insane argument that it would somehow be in the public interest to do whatever weird freakfest thing he plans on doing.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Not to mention requests are answered as received which means Tom could be waiting for a response for months if not years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You actually really don't. All that is required for a FOIA is that you file something that reasonably describes the records you're seeking. Specifically:



These fees can be substantial.

This is why people often request a reduction or entire waiver of the fees, and when a requester does this, they must justify it, or argue that granting it would "contribute significantly to public understanding of the operation or activities of the government and is not primarily in the commercial interest of the requester."

tl;dr Tom-Bomb can file a FOIA but he'll have to pay the fees unless he can make some non-batshit insane argument that it would somehow be in the public interest to do whatever weird freakfest thing he plans on doing.

They do have to review the request to see if they can hand out the information. Part of the fee is for that. That's why I said they wont just hand out information. USGS site has a lot more information on the subject. As does the FCC.

Not to mention requests are answered as received which means Tom could be waiting for a response for months if not years.

Under the law, all federal agencies are required to respond to a FOIA request within 20 business days, unless there are "unusual circumstances." This time period generally begins when the request is received by the FOIA office of the Department of Justice component that maintains the records sought.

from justice.gov

Not sure how Thomas expects to request information on many of us since we don't all live in America. Canada has the AOIA however you need to be a citizen of the country, UK's really doesn't offer much. Germany's Informationsfreiheitsgesetz is pretty hard to deal with if you're trying to get information on another individual when it comes to their personal information.

 

[AnOminous]

They do have to review the request to see if they can hand out the information. Part of the fee is for that. That's why I said they wont just hand out information. USGS site has a lot more information on the subject. As does the FCC.


from justice.gov

You're right that's what the government says but in actuality they seem to think most circumstances are "unusual" these days, and many agencies are known for stonewalling almost all requests, throwing down Glomar responses, and other shitty bureaucratic autism. Or even just give reasons that amount to "lmao blow me I'm the government."

And if they do that, you have to go through an internal administrative process to appeal it. And if this drags out, maybe a year or so later you've lost at all levels of the administrative process, called exhaustion of administrative remedies. And now you can sue in an actual court.

Expect to pay someone who can litigate cases like this in federal court five figures just to get out of bed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're right that's what the government says but in actuality they seem to think most circumstances are "unusual" these days, and many agencies are known for stonewalling almost all requests, throwing down Glomar responses, and other shitty bureaucratic autism. Or even just give reasons that amount to "lmao blow me I'm the government."

And if they do that, you have to go through an internal administrative process to appeal it. And if this drags out, maybe a year or so later you've lost at all levels of the administrative process, called exhaustion of administrative remedies. And now you can sue in an actual court.

Expect to pay someone who can litigate cases like this in federal court five figures just to get out of bed.

So they're doing the exact same shit as Germany does with their IFG. Though it's rare for them to be taken to court over their shit but it's rather new.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I'm pretty sure you told the cop that, not the other way around. As for the FS cop, that was probably a hallucination. Or a dude fucking with you, if it was over the internet.

i absolutely certain that your conjecture is invalid and that you're a nasty, self loathing failed abortion playing in a pack of degenerate sadomasochistic voyeurs for the ass pats and high fives.

What would Tommie's Indian name be?

Little-Dick-in-Dog ?

Chief-Sleeps-with-Kids ?

your Indian name is gullible fool who believes nonsense about strangers.

 

[AnOminous]

i absolutely certain that your conjecture is invalid and that you're a nasty, self loathing failed abortion playing in a pack of degenerate sadomasochistic voyeurs for the ass pats and high fives.

Shut the fuck up, Tom.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

your Indian name is gullible fool who believes nonsense about strangers.

That's not a name Tom you big dumb dumb

 

[Easy J]

i absolutely certain that your conjecture is invalid and that you're a nasty, self loathing failed abortion playing in a pack of degenerate sadomasochistic voyeurs for the ass pats and high fives.

I'm absolutely certain that your conjecture about that anonymous screen name is invalid and that you're a pedophilic, dog molesting welfare parasite so pathetic and lonely that you crawl back here daily for the only human contact left available to you as you die alone of COPD and general filth.

 

[Owlflaps]

i absolutely certain that your conjecture is invalid and that you're a nasty, self loathing failed abortion playing in a pack of degenerate sadomasochistic voyeurs for the ass pats and high fives.

Didn't you say you were going to leave already? Just admit that you're a lonely, old, disgusting pedo.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

i absolutely certain that your conjecture is invalid and that you're a nasty, self loathing failed abortion playing in a pack of degenerate sadomasochistic voyeurs for the ass pats and high fives.

Bruh. What've you got against hanger babies?

 

[MediocreMilt]

you crawl back here daily for the only human contact left available to you as you die alone of COPD and general filth.

Imagine how much better Tom's last couple of years would be if he

• quit poisoning himself with trannie meds
• quit paying attention to us and AMB
• quit smoking. anything.
• invested in a yoga mat and some dumb bell weights
• ate foods sustainably sources from the grocer or the farmer's market and not the dumpster
• quit creeping on underage kids on social media and irl
• took a shower

Fuck's sake, being clean, reasonably exercising, good diet, and just being a celibate old man. What a step up giant leap up to a better life.

But why do any of that when you can be an unwashed spiteful creeper instead?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm absolutely certain that your conjecture about that anonymous screen name is invalid and that you're a pedophilic, dog molesting welfare parasite so pathetic and lonely that you crawl back here daily for the only human contact left available to you as you die alone of COPD and general filth.

Truly the worst thing we could do to Tom is just give him a site wide ban. Meanwhile, if Tom got hit by a train all we'd do is throw digital confetti for about a day and then go back to our lives.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Truly the worst thing we could do to Tom is just give him a site wide ban. Meanwhile, if Tom got hit by a train all we'd do is throw digital confetti for about a day and then go back to our lives.

Never ban. Contain and observe.

I can't wait for his next trip to the rubber room.

 

[Cow Poly]

What do you guys think of this one…..
“Dances with Dog-fuckers”

 

[repentance]

I can't wait for his next trip to the rubber room.

I can't wait for this year's gem show adventures. Only a few days now.