A Native American Christmas Blessing

[Consider Lizärds]

i know real well that they would and they've already done it numerous times. i'm going to file some FOIA requests with the FBI and should be able to construct a complaint against them for running operations against me since the 1970's. i was told by a forest service cop that there's a second dossier on me saying that i was born in western samoa and a tucson cop told me there's a potentially homicidal flag in the file they can see.

People like me are marginalized as a class , with a lot of roadblocks to building any kind of following built into their social networking algorithms.

Just this alone makes Tomasina a Lolcow.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

invested in a yoga mat

Can he even do that, realistically-speaking? He's a fat elderly man whose body is full of who-fucking-knows-what, I really doubt he would even be able to do one stretch without completely eradicating the joints in his body.

 

[IKOL]

Lol, I've caught up a lucky number.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Can he even do that, realistically-speaking? He's a fat elderly man whose body is full of who-fucking-knows-what, I really doubt he would even be able to do one stretch without completely eradicating the joints in his body.

Have you seen the way he shakes when he gets mad? His arms turn into the limpest noodles I've ever seen, like those inflatable tube men from used car lots. A few of the RATWM vids capture it perfectly. I'm pretty convinced he doesn't even have bones, but rather is a bit like a combination of an octopus and that dude from X-Files who can squeeze into vents. Could probably tie himself into a human pretzel.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Imagine how much better Tom's last couple of years would be if he

• quit poisoning himself with trannie meds
• quit paying attention to us and AMB
• quit smoking. anything.
• invested in a yoga mat and some dumb bell weights
• ate foods sustainably sources from the grocer or the farmer's market and not the dumpster
• quit creeping on underage kids on social media and irl
• took a shower

Fuck's sake, being clean, reasonably exercising, good diet, and just being a celibate old man. What a step up giant leap up to a better life.

But why do any of that when you can be an unwashed spiteful creeper instead?

- the "trannie meds" have made a huge difference in my life for the better
- i really don't pay much attention to either site unless my facebook is blocked and i have nothing going on in the real world.
- no argument there
- i don't do weights. i need to work out on my horn for several hours a day is what i need to do.
- i've hardly eaten any salvaged food in several years and you really don't know what your talking about from your overprivileged position in land of digitally dumbed down dorks who live on pizza and soda pop.
i don't creep on anybody of any age anywhere.
6 i shower most days

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

i don't creep on anybody of any age anywhere.

What about Savannah Ellis? The 15 year old you exposed your breasts to in 2013 in a google hangouts call? Remember her?

 

[Kerr Avon]

- the "trannie meds" have made a huge difference in my life for the better

Do tell , genuinely curious how you perceive them to have helped.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

What about Savannah Ellis? The 15 year old you exposed your breasts to in 2013 in a google hangouts call? Remember her?

lol. you're not well in the head, son. keep stretching, fucktard.

Do tell , genuinely curious how you perceive them to have helped.

without them, i'm prone to panic attacks and tourette's like outbursts of rage. there's been very little of that since i've been on HRT.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

without them, i'm prone to panic attacks and tourette's like outbursts of rage. there's been very little of that since i've been on HRT.

Lol

We've literally watched you do this on camera over and over. We could make a drinking game of it, it's so common with you.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

lol. you're not well in the head, son. keep stretching, fucktard.

Says the dude who exposed himself to a minor roughly 10 years ago, masturbated a dog, gets erections at the thought of dog's vaginas, masturbates to the thought of being a child getting penetrated, threatened the safety of an infant with online threats to her mother, molested a kid in the 80s and worst of all, posts on KiwiFarms.

 

[MediocreMilt]

6 i shower most days

Bruh. People like you are the reason "smell-o-vision" will never catch on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

- i've hardly eaten any salvaged food in several years and you really don't know what your talking about from your overprivileged position in land of digitally dumbed down dorks who live on pizza and soda pop.

So you don’t remember that dumpster-dived sushi you had on your birthday?

i don't creep on anybody of any age anywhere.

Fucking lol.

lol. you're not well in the head, son. keep stretching, fucktard.

Answer the question, coward.

without them, i'm prone to panic attacks and tourette's like outbursts of rage. there's been very little of that since i've been on HRT.

Tom, literally the whole reason you have a subforum is because you can’t stop raging.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So you don’t remember that dumpster-dived sushi you had on your birthday?

You tend not to remember what happened once the delirium wears off.

Drug delirium? Food poisoning delirium? Doesn't matter. Memory gone.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

- the "trannie meds" have made a huge difference in my life for the better

Observably false.

- i really don't pay much attention to either site unless my facebook is blocked and i have nothing going on in the real world.

A noble two-souled hippie peace warrior struggling against The Man? How could a pure soul such as yourself get banned from FB enough to come running here at least once a day? Do tell!

- i don't do weights. i need to work out on my horn for several hours a day is what i need to do.

Exercise helps your wind which helps you play your horn longer. Go for a run, hippie.

- i've hardly eaten any salvaged food in several years and you really don't know what your talking about from your overprivileged position in land of digitally dumbed down dorks who live on pizza and soda pop.

If your definition of "overprivileged" is "doesn't eat out of the garbage" maybe the problem is you.

i don't creep on anybody of any age anywhere.

This is a lie

6 i shower most days

You know the forum has a convenient bulleting feature for lists? It makes it so you don't do dumb shit like this and forget whether you're doing bullets or numbered formatting while typing.

Also, that's lie #2.

without them, i'm prone to panic attacks and tourette's like outbursts of rage.

So, a normal day for you?

You tend not to remember what happened once the delirium wears off.

Drug delirium? Food poisoning delirium? Doesn't matter. Memory gone.

It's probably his schizo episode wearing off. He's clearly un-medicated and a severe episode can leave you in a fugue.

 

[blablabla]

You are legit retarded and treat service workers like hell. Fuck off creepo

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

i don't creep on anybody of any age anywhere.
6 i shower most days

I find that really hard to believe.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

So you don’t remember that dumpster-dived sushi you had on your birthday?

Fucking lol.

Answer the question, coward.

Tom, literally the whole reason you have a subforum is because you can’t stop raging.

no. why do you remember something that didn't happen? that was all bought fresh.

Observably false.

A noble two-souled hippie peace warrior struggling against The Man? How could a pure soul such as yourself get banned from FB enough to come running here at least once a day? Do tell!

Exercise helps your wind which helps you play your horn longer. Go for a run, hippie.

If your definition of "overprivileged" is "doesn't eat out of the garbage" maybe the problem is you.

This is a lie

You know the forum has a convenient bulleting feature for lists? It makes it so you don't do dumb shit like this and forget whether you're doing bullets or numbered formatting while typing.

Also, that's lie #2.

So, a normal day for you?


It's probably his schizo episode wearing off. He's clearly un-medicated and a severe episode can leave you in a fugue.

You are legit retarded and treat service workers like hell. Fuck off creepo

I find that really hard to believe.

So you don’t remember that dumpster-dived sushi you had on your birthday?

Fucking lol.

Answer the question, coward.

Tom, literally the whole reason you have a subforum is because you can’t stop raging.

You tend not to remember what happened once the delirium wears off.

Drug delirium? Food poisoning delirium? Doesn't matter. Memory gone.

tell me more about myself, you pathetic self loathing over privileged chicken shit anonymous keyboard commandos with delusions of adequacy and relevance.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

6 i shower most days

Bitch if you bathe regularly than I'm next in line for the British throne. You look like you smell like roadkill that's been left out in the desert for two week.

 

[AnOminous]

tell me more about myself

Okay you're a dude who would be better dead, maybe not for you, but for the world. You are worthless, a revolting little tapeworm of a man. You should kill yourself.

Don't say I never did anything for you.

 

[MasterDisaster]

tell me more about myself, you pathetic self loathing over privileged chicken shit anonymous keyboard commandos with delusions of adequacy and relevance

Sure, if you insist. How are we supposed to interpret you getting into a bed with a minor and bragging about trying to fuck her? Is there some magical version of the story that doesn't paint you as a pedophile?