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[AMHOLIO]

It delights me that the only real reply he got to all this was from a middle-aged chaser inquiring about threesomes. Nice engagement with your audience you got there.

You can get more engagement with <200 followers, as long as you in turn are interacting with your internet peers who usually have the same interest as you. If you don't give, you can't get.


FtM names are interesting. Top 100 names of 2000-2005 include things such as Joshua, Jacob, Jack, Caleb, Tyler, Elijah, Angel, Connor, Carter, Seth, Logan, Riley... all of these are solid names for a boy/man of their age and still popular. If I were to guess, one of the reasons FtM names are more exotic or newer is that not many FtMs want to name themselves the same thing one of their classmates was named. Imagine being named the same name as a dopey kid who breathed funny, or as your school bully, or an ex-boyfriend or crush. To not overlap with them (AND to be special), you pick something out of the 100s so you don't meet a similar dickhead with your name, especially if you're afraid of or dislike most men in your age group.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

You can get more engagement with <200 followers, as long as you in turn are interacting with your internet peers who usually have the same interest as you. If you don't give, you can't get.


FtM names are interesting. Top 100 names of 2000-2005 include things such as Joshua, Jacob, Jack, Caleb, Tyler, Elijah, Angel, Connor, Carter, Seth, Logan, Riley... all of these are solid names for a boy/man of their age and still popular. If I were to guess, one of the reasons FtM names are more exotic or newer is that not many FtMs want to name themselves the same thing one of their classmates was named. Imagine being named the same name as a dopey kid who breathed funny, or as your school bully, or an ex-boyfriend or crush. To not overlap with them (AND to be special), you pick something out of the 100s so you don't meet a similar dickhead with your name, especially if you're afraid of or dislike most men in your age group.

I went to a drag show once and I looked up the host queen later and his actual name is Randy. (This is a dorky middle aged man name in the US, no sexual connotations). Real adult men, even the super gay ones, have names like Alan and Greg and Pat and Mitch, not just Kai and Oliver.
With *some* of these names it just happens that they’re the closest male name to a common female name and the male name wasn’t as popular in the late 90s (so Olivia/Oliver and Emma/Emmett) but there’s no excuse for calling yourself Aydian.

I went down the list on a recent FTM name post and: (this is from my American perspective and I excluded obviously foreign names):
Gender neutral names: Peyton, Ellis, Kai, Tobi, Colby, Alex, Soren, Rowan (x2), Jules, Sage, Spencer, Parker
Recently trendy names: Asher, Milo (x2), Oliver, Jasper, Leo, Julian, Eli, Lucas, August, Declan, Grayson, Graysen, Max, Leif, Ryker
Just fucking weird: Joe-Nicholas, Axiom, Cipher, Justo Sol, Santhe, Percy, Adonis, Cyrus, Ulysses, Ghost
Normal: Aaron, Adrian, Robbie, Charles, Christopher, Dominic, Damien, Jason, Luke, Seth, Stephen, Kody, Sean

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

You can get more engagement with <200 followers, as long as you in turn are interacting with your internet peers who usually have the same interest as you. If you don't give, you can't get.


FtM names are interesting. Top 100 names of 2000-2005 include things such as Joshua, Jacob, Jack, Caleb, Tyler, Elijah, Angel, Connor, Carter, Seth, Logan, Riley... all of these are solid names for a boy/man of their age and still popular. If I were to guess, one of the reasons FtM names are more exotic or newer is that not many FtMs want to name themselves the same thing one of their classmates was named. Imagine being named the same name as a dopey kid who breathed funny, or as your school bully, or an ex-boyfriend or crush. To not overlap with them (AND to be special), you pick something out of the 100s so you don't meet a similar dickhead with your name, especially if you're afraid of or dislike most men in your age group.

Probably partially that, but I think moreso it's a desire to be SPECHUL and YOUNEEK.... so they end up stealing a name from a Game of Thrones character or some CW show about zombies and hot guise with heckin' abdominals

 

[celebrityskin]

Tranny Claus came to town indeed, carrying further gifts for us all.

Adam Soucie (@TransCinderella / 'Alexis Soucie' / the AGP who is 40K in debt but can't stop buying LEGO) got no asspats at all from one side of his (adoptive) family and decides such a terribly private matter is perfect content for his pity party of a Twitter timeline;

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Source - remind me to make a lower res archive next time
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Now how could it be that his adoptive father's family finally got fed up with Adam? It wasn't the fact that he let his fetish tear apart his young family. Or the fact that he narc rages on the regular. Not even his financial irresponsibility. All of that has been going on for years! Ah, maybe it was the semi-lewds he posted (per my previous update) or his unnecessarily and unsollicited opening up about his kinks for the whole world to see on Twitter. The full list of answers is in the archive, with the absolute worst answer being Adam likening himself to a Chinese fingertrap that needs to be filled. A Cantonese version of Olly London, if you will.

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It delights me that the only real reply he got to all this was from a middle-aged chaser inquiring about threesomes. Nice engagement with your audience you got there.

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He also tried to inflate his follower count by baiting them with potential further smut (but only if a completely unattainable goal of some 300% growth in the span of a week is reached). He did so by posting another .gif of what I assume to be his favourite sitcom character. This is off-topic, but the more .gifs I see of this actress, the more I start to wonder whether the whole reptilians-wearing-skinsuits thing might actually be true.

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And finally, because his shit-tastic Trans issues / LEGO cringe YouTube channel still isn't taking off (which is no wonder considering most of his 115 subscribers have been guilt-tripped into it via countless Twitter rants), Adam has created a separate account for his building toy. The Trans channel will continue to be called 'TransCinderella' (YouTube) but the new LEGO channel?

'Trans Light Blue' (YouTube)
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Get this; mixing troonery with LEGO clearly wasn't working, but because Adam's personality is mostly about his inability to be a true and honest woman he still feels the need to force the issue via the name of a dedicated LEGO channel. Transparent light blue is an actual colour that LEGO parts come in, so it's not particularly original either. First video's up and Adam's asking to click that 'Subscribe button' but I think I hit the downward-pointing thumb on accident.

Adam expects his channels to grow to the point where they sustain a Patreon to the tune of a 100 USD per month, but with the obvious amateurism involved in filming as well as the woefully inadequate host being on full display, I really don't see it happening.

Hope all you Farmers had a wonderful Christmas!

"Professional LEGO model builder" yeah no shit he's in debt, that's a hobby not a real job.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Might be in the minority here, but I think this is just as bad as a transwoman forcing you to refer to him by "she" or else you will be canceled and could lose your job. At the end of the day, this is still forcing people to speak a certain way. Even though they are forcing someone to speak more in line with reality, pronouns really should just remain a function of language, and therefore, be used in the most practical way to get your meaning across to another person with the least ambiguity possible. Forcing someone to speak a certain way about another person is still part of the original problem here.

Hard agree.

Don't know about your speech patterns but the only time I ever use pronouns is when I'm talking about someone, not to them, so as far as I'm concerned if the tranny's not present I'm off the clock as far as they go. Doesn't matter whether I'd normally use their preferred gender or not (Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.) talking about them it's my call. No one elses - pro or anti.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Hard agree.

Don't know about your speech patterns but the only time I ever use pronouns is when I'm talking about someone, not to them, so as far as I'm concerned if the tranny's not present I'm off the clock as far as they go. Doesn't matter whether I'd normally use their preferred gender or not (Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.) talking about them it's my call. No one elses - pro or anti.

In most cases you would only use pronouns when the person isn't there, but there are instances (rare ones) where you would use pronouns when the person was there.

Like for instance: A gathering of some sort and you're telling a story of the near car jacking that you and Bobby (also in the group sitting across from you) experienced last week. As you're describing how Bobby heroically fought the car jacker off with a twist tie and a piece of gum you'd just default to pronouns.

Outside of a case like that yeah, you're going to be either talking to them - in which case you're not going to be using their name much either, or behind their back.

ETA: wow. I just realized you said this exact thing with less verbal sperging. No1curr but a med fuck up over the last couple days has my brain no werk. This post is dumb.

(Sorry)

 

[Whereismymind]

On the topic of ridiculous TIF names, I'm always reminded of these 3 that appear to have a kind of space theme going on:

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*ok, I just found out she named herself while watching the prequel tv series about Inspector Morse (who doesn't like his first name).

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Spoiler: full profile pic

pictures on her main account:

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Spoiler: full pictures

 

[Sneeds]

Add Rigby to the list of ridiculous TIF names. I'm guessing the second pic's her fursona, lmao:

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Santa's gift to me this year was realising I'm a trans man after a ye…

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Regular show would’ve been the last show I think of to get “trans rights edit” pfps

 

[Neko GF]

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>"If your cishet you're gay now for looking at me"

Puzzled looks and cringing is a sign that someone is disgusted by you, MS. Genderblob.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Hmmmmmmmmmm bullshit.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

On the topic of ridiculous TIF names, I'm always reminded of these 3 that appear to have a kind of space theme going on:

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*ok, I just found out she named herself while watching the prequel tv series about Inspector Morse (who doesn't like his first name).

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If you're cishet you're gay now for looking at me

Oh, to have the confidence of a fat, unwashed, mediocre white "man".

ETA: re the red pill in The Matrix I always thought it looked like nyquil liquigel morning tabs. The blue pull was the night time tab.

 

[Peaches Demure]

On the topic of ridiculous TIF names, I'm always reminded of these 3 that appear to have a kind of space theme going on:

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This imbecile does realize that JKR already has her money... right?

 

[Kiislova]

Just the other day a guy I work with sometimes texted me asking how good I was with "analysis of the generalities of trans issues".

If I say the wrong thing, he'll spread it everywhere and my career I've worked my ass off for for over a decade is effectively done. I just responded by saying that since I'm not a trans person I generally try to stay out of it because I prefer to let them speak for themselves. He immediately starts telling me that many of the people he considered himself close to have revealed themselves as TERFs and he finds it extremely disappointing that they are still being hired.

That looks, smells and feels like an attempt at entrapment.
That guy has been clearly "hunting" for TERFs or is trying to get a date with some troon/handmaiden at HR.

 

[Gilkore]

I went to a drag show once and I looked up the host queen later and his actual name is Randy. (This is a dorky middle aged man name in the US, no sexual connotations). Real adult men, even the super gay ones, have names like Alan and Greg and Pat and Mitch, not just Kai and Oliver.
With *some* of these names it just happens that they’re the closest male name to a common female name and the male name wasn’t as popular in the late 90s (so Olivia/Oliver and Emma/Emmett) but there’s no excuse for calling yourself Aydian.

I went down the list on a recent FTM name post and: (this is from my American perspective and I excluded obviously foreign names):
Gender neutral names: Peyton, Ellis, Kai, Tobi, Colby, Alex, Soren, Rowan (x2), Jules, Sage, Spencer, Parker
Recently trendy names: Asher, Milo (x2), Oliver, Jasper, Leo, Julian, Eli, Lucas, August, Declan, Grayson, Graysen, Max, Leif, Ryker
Just fucking weird: Joe-Nicholas, Axiom, Cipher, Justo Sol, Santhe, Percy, Adonis, Cyrus, Ulysses, Ghost
Normal: Aaron, Adrian, Robbie, Charles, Christopher, Dominic, Damien, Jason, Luke, Seth, Stephen, Kody, Sean

The answer to the FTM name source mystery is very simple. They are names that are currently popular for babies. Once again, TiFs show their typical female behavior lol. This is from a list of the most popular baby boy names in 2021.

Meanwhile, MTFs tend to take their names from 2000 and earlier- because those names not only tend to be more feminine but are also the names of cousins, movie stars, and porn stars they grew up with (fetishizing and jerking off to)
Here's the 1995 baby girl names list

If they weren't deranged self-hating perverts and had any sense, they'd look up names popular the year they were born, or ask their disappointed parents what girl name they would've picked.

 

[Starved Artist]

Hmmmmmmmmmm bullshit.



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The Matrix, before the brothers were sissified and trooned out was about the inescapability of the machine. The Machines won and there is no escaping it.

Machine Civil Rights because a NIG----err.... B1-66er killed their Master lead to the Machine Holocaust errr Revolution and the Jews.. I mean robots created their own Nation that everyone wanted to destroyed. But since Israel I mean... ZERO ONE .The Robot Nation was invincible, it defeated the humans and cucked them into being a living neural net, not batteries( because human batteries are stupid)

No matter what the heroes do, no matter deals are brokered. No matter which side you picked on the Matrix Online. No matter who played as in the Enter the Matrix. The Machines ALWAYS win. There's no battle. There's no war. The machines are just humoring the humans by allowing them to play along with the great battle of freedom.

Considering that the matrix is a just a blend of every other existing cyberpunk theme that came before it,there's no point in getting worked up beyond this.

Hilarious when you think about trannies trying to reclaim it.
A system that lets you pretend you're in control while it harvests your soul.
You can dilate and think you're fighting the system, but you're just doing what the system wants you to do.

 

[remiem]

That looks, smells and feels like an attempt at entrapment.
That guy has been clearly "hunting" for TERFs or is trying to get a date with some troon/handmaiden at HR.

It definitely is. There's no way anyone you work with should be texting you fishing for your opinions on known controversial topics. Huge red flag.

I think you missed the third option tho; he's planning to troon out and is fishing to find out how well he'd be received.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Re: all of the sperging over Matrix tranny retconning

Spoiler: Explanation of TRA self-own

I found King Critical’s breakdown about how all of the superficially philosophical ideas touched on in The Matrix are categorically against TRA ideas.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Meanwhile, MTFs tend to take their names from 2000 and earlier- because those names not only tend to be more feminine but are also the names of cousins, movie stars, and porn stars they grew up with (fetishizing and jerking off to)
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If they weren't deranged self-hating perverts and had any sense, they'd look up names popular the year they were born, or ask their disappointed parents what girl name they would've picked.

These names are far, far too normal for your average TiM. Consider this from the perspective of an autistic male on the verge of giving into the Internet's grooming squad and trooning out. To ensure nobody's feelings get hurt, I'll use a ridiculous name for our example that nobody could possibly have in real life, like "Peetz." Peetz has spent his entire life yearning for the social interactions he's too pathetic and awkward to have in the real world. Now, by pure "coincidence," Peetz has discovered that he's actually a member of an oppressed group, as opposed to being a cismanbropig. This means attention. To maximize this attention in his soon to be uwu soft gorl form, Peetz will "optimize" the details of his transition- which includes picking a new name. The more unique your name is, the more attention you get. Therefore, Peetz subconsciously makes a connection only an autist could: weird name = more happy. This is how the world has gotten its recent deluge of Siobhans, Anastasias, Melodys, and Ripley Violet Tempest Storms- the overwhelming power of autism.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

one of my favorite things about male troons is that the only reason cooking, cleaning, working in the care professions, and raising kids (not pregnancy fetish) aren't euphoric that they're inconvenient, and they'd still rather a real woman do it because women usually know how. same with female troons, and thinking shit like shaving is validating, but not working in a coal mine, paying child support, or serving in the military. the gender coom doesn't ever extend to anything that requires actual effort, assists society, or needs to be done.

the (wo)manchildren who don't do any of this or help anyone with it are "feminist anti-capitalists", everyone.

Yes, it is like a child who plays nurse or teacher - they only do the parts that are fun. It is a naive view of reality. Obviously this is accepted when the person is 8. Not so much when they are 30.

 

[road timber]

These names are far, far too normal for your average TiM. Consider this from the perspective of an autistic male on the verge of giving into the Internet's grooming squad and trooning out. To ensure nobody's feelings get hurt, I'll use a ridiculous name for our example that nobody could possibly have in real life, like "Peetz." Peetz has spent his entire life yearning for the social interactions he's too pathetic and awkward to have in the real world. Now, by pure "coincidence," Peetz has discovered that he's actually a member of an oppressed group, as opposed to being a cismanbropig. This means attention. To maximize this attention in his soon to be uwu soft gorl form, Peetz will "optimize" the details of his transition- which includes picking a new name. The more unique your name is, the more attention you get. Therefore, Peetz subconsciously makes a connection only an autist could: weird name = more happy. This is how the world has gotten its recent deluge of Siobhans, Anastasias, Melodys, and Ripley Violet Tempest Storms- the overwhelming power of autism.

there's perhaps an even simpler reason. if youre going to go through the trouble of changing your name, which often involves paperwork, a nominal fee and a court visit though not always, and you know you're only going to do it once, some rather cheap-minded and impulsive people think, well i better get bang for my buck and be Omicron. also the fact that male troons know that if you don't see their face, and they don't explicitly mention that they're trans, in any area of life, they fully believe their name indicates a hot woman. not them as they are, but a hot woman. it's like asking to be called someone else's name in the bedroom, for a second you almost believe the name siobhan could actually belong to you and that you're some kind of irish princess. that second is euphoric enough to go through with it, and they've chosen delusion. the fact that they look like sewer rats and have a name for a forest nymph hardly ever crosses their minds. it's aspirational, in a way.

for female troons, most want to have a mildly quirkly youthful name, an actual character name, or an invisible name (yes there are actually butch women who troon out and pick names like "dan", they're in the minority).

regarding the matrix:

i love the matrix. it's cheesy and action-packed in that delicious late 90s early 00s way, and does make you think a bit. the wachowski brothers were typical hollywood weirdos with dominatrixes who liked playing submissive roles. this was common knowledge among people who knew them, and they trooned out late in life. so, typical AGPs. i think the fact that they "revealed" the matrix to be a troon allegory is actually a lie, kind of like when fans ask lore questions and the creators just wink and say, 'well maybe x character is gay!'. i don't think that's what they were focusing on when they made brain in a vat: the movie whatsoever. i think they retroactively assigned their views to it. as @Owner of a Lonely Hole showed with the GC youtube video, it doesn't make any sense. they were not trans at the time, they were sissies, and it was confined to fetishism and the bedroom. trans ideology changed a fucking lot from the 90s to the 2010s; men were not LITERALLY women. not only that, but if neo was a troon (hilarious mental picture by the way, someone should draw it), why is he virtually the same in the matrix and in the dark reality? why is the false reality not gender identity, which is not material, and is just a fluffy feeling that leads to happiness? is trinity supposed to be the chick he had a crush on in high school and wanted to become? i just don't see it, and like most hollywood directors, the wachowskis are probably dreadful people and definitely sex pests. it's also funny and predictable that troons hate millionaires but suck the dicks of unremarkable white AGPs with a one hit wonder.

also, i saw the 4th one (matrix: resurrections), it was just okay. it was intentionally more of a trans allegory if you really listened.* but i don't want to read critical theory essays by troons about it, i think i'm good. it's just like C.S. Lewis being a Christian and inserting some religious allegories into Narnia, you can still enjoy it without caring about the author's politics or personal life and the quality is inversely proportional to the preachiness. as someone said elsewhere in this thread about gretchen whatever his name is, the author, being too invested in trans politics limits creative potential, and all future trans creators will struggle with that. most invested male troons' writing from now on will be sexual and violent revenge fantasies, "lesbian" bullshit, or 2deep4cis dramas about poverty and prostitution and how it's everyone elses fault and they're special. most invested female troons' writing will be about loneliness and self harm like a scratchy vent drawing, half human fantasy monsters and other YA enby shit, or being misunderstood historical gay princes.

*spoilers: the main villain was a fucking therapist for pete's sake. this is obviously semi-autobiographical for "lana". his therapist or some other figure must have told him trooning out was a bad idea and a bit delusional and to accept himself because he's aging, it's a fetish, and it won't help him but he saw this as some kind of attack. the phrase "trans politics" is uttered in the film as one of neo's coworkers in the matrix wonders what neo's game called 'the matrix' was supposed to be about (yeah, they literally made neo a programmer, another troon dogwhistle, but it does make plot sense). there was more but i don't have the best memory - little out of place dialogue breadcrumbs about being yourself or being oppressed troons would pick up on.