Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I'm makng venison roast with cranberries and mash. Turkey is more trouble than it's worth. Also for 3 people it's just a relaxing day with a nice dinner and eating ourselves into a food coma.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

are you dense or something, if you didn't had that shit you would have had to invent it. You being descendants of Europeans only served to help you develop.

Europe has actively regressed in every way shape and form while the US is still peaking. You can eat your plain sausage and beans with unbuttered toast while the 1st world enjoys a turkey feast. Seethe.

 

[Looney Troons]

Going to stuff my face full of turkey and liquor, and I’m looking forward to the hot turkey sandwich leftovers for the rest of the coming week.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

My 3D printed swastika butter mold kind of worked. I learned you cant completely melt the butter because it separates, leaving the surface looking uneven. 3D printing the turkey butter mold just in time for dinner.

Spoiler: butter

Success. The tail feathers didn't turn out well because of residual water in the mold.

Turkey Butter Mold STL.

Turkey-Butter mold by rkevinball_5591

11/27/2019: I did some updates. I created 2 more versions. I took the file:"Thanksgiving Turkey Decoration designed by Jacob Stanton" put it in a box. I 3D sutracted it and created the mold. Why? I need the Turkey Butter shape for thanksgiving and the stores were out of it. Necessity, mother of...

www.thingiverse.com

 

[biozeminadae1]

>be America
>be fresh out of the womb and the first thing you do is defeat the strongest nation on earth
>beat their ass again when they return like 27-ish years later to try and start shit
>tfw you're so special mother nature personally helped drive them out
>be so iconic you inspire other revolutions all over the world
>be so great that you're literally the only nation to ever do it right
>you're not even 50 yet and you've done more than most countries ever had or ever will
>trick Europoor country into making you even bigger by buying their land off them for like 1% of what it was actually worth
> you now have more land, resources, and diverse biomes than pretty much anywhere else on earth
>MANIFEST DESTINY INTENSIFIES
>come back together after having a civil war that would have permanently split any other country
>MANIFEST DESTINY AGAIN
>be so great everyone flocks to you because they wanna be a part of you
>invent electricity, cars, phonographs, basically all facets of modern technology
>just barely over a 100 years old
>save Europe from destroying itself
>save Europe from destroying itself again by inventing fucking nukes
>turn a fiercely independent militaristic dictatorship into your bitch who makes you all sorts of cool gadgets and has to rely on you for everything
>square off against literally the only other country that can kill you
>style on every other country by literally going to the fucking moon before you turn 200
>only country that had a chance of beating you literally dies of shame less than 80 years after it was founded
>turn 200 and literally the entire world revolves around you
>every country aspires to be you and begs for your help when shit goes wrong
>every country is jealous because of everything you've accomplished
>invent the internet where they will cope seethe and dilate about you
>know that if you go down the entire world goes down with you
>the whole world is basically your hostage
>feels good.jpeg
>God Bless America

Spain and France helped Americans defeat an enemy that was thousands of miles away from them.
In 1812, they didn't engage you with their full might, and they still burnt down your capitol.
Revolutions usually started with the French revolution, not the American one, and the European idea of nationalism.
Only 1 million died in the Civil war, that's literally nothing for a nation of 32 million people at that time.
Europe never destroyed itself in the First World War and you didn't save it.
America had to give up its Rust belt and form a quasi-Alliance with China to defeat the Soviet Union.

Imagine not knowing history. I guess you have to be American for that.

 

[Burd Turglar]

that game hen sounds simultaneously like a disaster and the divine.

Not to toot my own horn but I'm a damn good cook. Traded drugs for gourmet cooking.

I will be posting hilarious shit I witness once at the white trash gathering later. For now, it's home ground maple pork breakfast patties, hashbrowns with green onions, goat cheddar cheese n jalapenos and whatever MST3K movie is starting right now.

Wu-Tang is for the children!

 

[biozeminadae1]

Europe has actively regressed in every way shape and form while the US is arguably still far from it's peak. You can eat your plain sausage and beans with unbuttered toast while the 1st world enjoys a turkey feast. Seethe.

America is dead by 2060, dude. Enjoy pedophiles molesting your kids, while you being hopeless and can't do anything about it.

 

[Hee]

First Thanksgiving without my father. It's rough, but it'll be okay.

 

[Kilo Riley]

Not to toot my own horn but I'm a damn good cook. Traded drugs for gourmet cooking.

I will be posting hilarious shit I witness once at the white trash gathering later. For now, it's home ground maple pork breakfast patties, hashbrowns with green onions, goat cheddar cheese n jalapenos and whatever MST3K movie is starting right now.

Wu-Tang is for the children!

Not a bad deal at all my man. Send me that game hen recipe if you got it handy, I might have to try it sometime.

America is dead by 2060, dude. Enjoy pedophiles molesting your kids, while you being hopeless and can't do anything about it.

Sounds like a lot of COPE.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Spain and France helped Americans defeat an enemy that was thousands of miles away from them.
In 1812, they didn't engage you with their full might, and they still burnt down your capitol.
Revolutions usually started with the French revolution, not the American one, and the European idea of nationalism.
Only 1 million died in the Civil war, that's literally nothing for a nation of 32 million people at that time.
Europe never destroyed itself in the First World War and you didn't save it.
America had to give up its Rust belt and form a quasi-Alliance with China to defeat the Soviet Union.

Imagine not knowing history. I guess you have to be American for that.

"W-w-we helped!"
Cope

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Spain and France helped Americans defeat an enemy that was thousands of miles away from them.
In 1812, they didn't engage you with their full might, and they still burnt down your capitol.
Revolutions usually started with the French revolution, not the American one, and the European idea of nationalism.
Only 1 million died in the Civil war, that's literally nothing for a nation of 32 million people at that time.
Europe never destroyed itself in the First World War and you didn't save it.
America had to give up its Rust belt and form a quasi-Alliance with China to defeat the Soviet Union.

Imagine not knowing history. I guess you have to be American for that.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

My grandfather died earlier this year so my grandmother, for the first time in over 30 years, is not having Thanksgiving at her house. Instead a cousin and her husband are hosting. They live an hour away in the middle of nowhere, have two Rainman-level autistic kids that screech and wreck shit constantly, and they're weeaboos who have decorated their house with 3D printed D&D shit.

So I'm staying home and eating surplus chicken and dressing.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Sounds like a lot of COPE.

Sounds like someone is about to be visited by the Tranny Police.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

See that Statue of Liberty in Manhattan? That's Europe.

No, that's the gift France gave us for inspiring their revolution.

Also lmao, we scammed them twice, and they gave us even more shit. What a fucking joke.

 

[biozeminadae1]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM

Nothing more to say, eh? Not that I ever expected you to.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

See that Statue of Liberty in Manhattan? That's Europe.

Well, technically, it's France, an entity independent of the American perception of a European commonality.

France gave us a token of their esteem and we are supposed to feel bad about that? Lol you are so mad

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Spain and France helped Americans defeat an enemy that was thousands of miles away from them.
In 1812, they didn't engage you with their full might, and they still burnt down your capitol.
Revolutions usually started with the French revolution, not the American one, and the European idea of nationalism.
Only 1 million died in the Civil war, that's literally nothing for a nation of 32 million people at that time.
Europe never destroyed itself in the First World War and you didn't save it.
America had to give up its Rust belt and form a quasi-Alliance with China to defeat the Soviet Union.

Imagine not knowing history. I guess you have to be American for that.

Cassocks also helped in the American Revolution. Benjamin Frankin consorted with the French and Thomas Jefferson brought tomatoes from France (and Macaroni). Also brought English-French dictionaries in his boat travels
Civil War the Confederates tried to make a blockade with England to stop the North, but it failed partly over the dwindling cotton trade.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Going to Thanksgiving dinner with my far left sister. I'm going to be doing everything in my power to stay neutral and not cause a blow up with all the family/friends over.

It'll take the patience of a saint. Wish me luck my fellow kiwis.

 

[Kilo Riley]

Sounds like someone is about to be visited by the Tranny Police.

The Femboy Federales will only find steel and gunpowder.

 

[Thomas Paine]

America is dead by 2060, dude. Enjoy pedophiles molesting your kids, while you being hopeless and can't do anything about it.

America has accomplished so much that we've even colonized your mind, rent free. Good thing most European countries have free healthcare, I hear copium prescriptions are expensive.

I'm open carrying my biggest pistol on my hip and eating tons of food while I shit talk trannies and niggers. Thanksgiving is the second coming of July 4th.