YUMMY DINNER IDEA!!! 8/30/2019

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Amber, you dumb fuck, wearing a human-sized necklace that strangles your bullfrog neck does not maketh a 'choker' 🤦

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Awww bless! She feels her 'last few' videos in her 100 Days of Uploading have been 'lame, not quality content' - just the last few, ma'aam? - setting the stage for a quit, methinks
Useless tub of lard...only thing she's ever completed or will complete is stuffing her gullet to the point of explosion
 
The feeder thumbnail, clickbait title, (literal) shit content, desperate cleavage shot, and general exploitation fetishism, bitch is doing the damn most to get those last shekels before her "I Give Up" video tomorrow.

this video actually made me moti
 
How is microwaving a frozen meal a "dinner idea"? To me that implies that she'll be cooking something at least somewhat homemade.

Anyway, show us dem tiddays gorl.
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So sexy

Destiny is coming to KY soon, she's gotta show those titties off...

Destiny's instagram is "sorrymomIlikeboobs" therefore I assume she's a boob gal.
So it's always funny and ironic to me how small AL's tits are compared to the rest of her body.
 
> Thumbnail: revolt-a-maximus

Let me guess, its another heaping tub of pig slop? Sodium slop? Spice slop? "everything in my kitchen cupboard with the heat set to maximum fucking boil while I sit down in front of the stove" slop?

Gulp, gulp, oink oink, piggy.

I was wrong and somehow this is WORSE :story:
At least when she is humped down at the stove, occasionally stirring a bubbling vat of sloppy meat and spices she is just about barely doing something.
But the "Yummy" dinner idea is just yet another (sodium enriched, gorl!) frozen meal I cannot believe my own expectations couldn't have been lower what the fuck lmao the a u d a c i t y
 
And based on the title I thought she was actually going to cook something. That said, I would actually want to see her attempt at making one of those meal kits from Hello Fresh or some other service like that. Having her follow a recipe would be entertaining because I’m sure she’d try and change things too much and then complain about how bad said service is.
Honestly...? I'd love to see her do that. It would be something she could buy/ open, it's food, and i'm sure they portion it correctly.

But she'd find some reason why it's less healthy than her current diet i'm sure.
 
"I'm doing this [vlogeen] because there are people with mental illness who can't take a break from work." - direct quote from the maw of Amberlynn.
 
I was wrong and somehow this is WORSE :story:
At least when she is humped down at the stove, occasionally stirring a bubbling vat of sloppy meat and spices she is just about barely doing something.
But the "Yummy" dinner idea is just yet another (sodium enriched, gorl!) frozen meal I cannot believe my own expectations couldn't have been lower what the fuck lmao the a u d a c i t y
Honestly, I couldn't agree more. Yummy Dinner Idea as though she was at least putting the effort into thinking through and executing a recipe. Bitch, I can buy frozen meals, too, sure can. On a side note, I love that she's always thought Amy's meals are hulthy. She also likely thinks that this is what "real" ethnic food tastes like. Remember when she ordered the Panda Express orange chicken and said that you could tell it wasn't "authentic". Bitch, authentic to what? Authentic to Panda Express? It was created by the chef that opened the first Panda Express you fool.
 
Big Al "realizes" that her recent videos haven't been "quality content"....and by "recent" I guess she means the past 6 years??
So proud of herself for SLEEPING...this is what it's come to, there is nothing else to be proud of....just sleeping. It would be very sad if it wasn't Big Al....

So, tomorrow's the big day!!! The 31st, bitches. Who's excited? Who is??..... What? Nobody? :lol:. Big Al's gonna announce the end of the 100 days and that's she's "taking a break". That's my guess anyway...
 
She's shooo proud that she went to bed at 4 am and woke up at 11.
Bitch what???

It makes me moti that people have to wake up early for work while this fatass stays up all night, and then pretends that it's some kind of achievement that she woke up at 11...
 
At this point, the video tomorrow is going to be the same bullshit she spews out daily.
 

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Eating her frozen veggies AND waking up before noon?? Our gorl has made it so far, she deserves a nice heaping plate of orange chicken for all her progress.
 
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