YT - Bonus short update from Barb 09/04/2020

[TheElusiveMander]

I feel really bad for Barb. I’ve worked in a nursing home and she has that same vacant stare I’ve seen on countless residents. They usually didn’t have any idea what was going on around them and it just took some mild nudging or prompting to get them to do whatever you want.

I want to feel bad for her, but after all the crap she's pulled on everyone (Bob, Chris, her previous kid, the Ruckersville community) I don't. I'm probably being vindictive, but I firmly believe that this is the hot hoard of garbage she has made for herself over the past 50 years, now she can languish in it and reap the shriveled, rotten fruit that grows from he years of slothfullness, greed, and inaction.

The blank gaze she has now is her realizing just how bad she's screwed everything up, and that by being a lazy and selfish witch has provided exactly nothing for her in her twilight years.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Barb will do her own Rollin’ & Trollin’ video where she’s power walking down a green belt while talking about leading a seniors aerobics class down at the community center 3 times a week.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

She's probably ashamed. Having nothing to show for her life but her middle aged retard son making her an Internet meme.

I mean I’m pretty sure that there is worse to her life than Chris being a tard like how she burned bridges with most of her family and her previous children all hate her.

 

[Hexbox]

Barb's totally put herself in this shitty position, but fuck this is depressing. I know we've hashed this out ad nauseum over the years, but I really worry how Chris will handle the whole situation when shit hits the fan. We know she's a slob, but she's looking even more disheveled than usual. Scary stuff.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nothing is wrong with Barb, that stare is obviously her still in ecstasy from being filled by chris

Mmm, goes down chunky

 

[Booey]

How do we know she's actually alive?. Chris could be using a complex series of ropes and pullies to make her look animated and taped her eyes open.

 

[weegrumpy]

How do we know she's actually alive?. Chris could be using a complex series of ropes and pullies to make her look animated and taped her eyes open.

Chris has been auditioning Barb for the new Thunderbirds show heh

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris has been auditioning Barb for the new Thunderbirds show heh

No, he's been auditioning her to be a new skin suit.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I finally managed to check the whole video and I feel kind of sad. Barb told the viewers "Thank you for being interested" and it actually sounded genuine. How sad is that? It's pretty much that Chris isn't talking to her. That demented woman's life!? Her only guardian is a person who exploits her for profit.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris has been auditioning Barb for the new Thunderbirds show heh

Now that you mention it...

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The scary reality is I bet Barb has another 10-15 years in her. This will be her life until she dies.

 

[boat_rocker]

sonichu is a horrible husband for not even interacting with rosie during the stream besides a mention

 

[TV's Adam West]

she has the blackest eyes... The devil's eyes.

 

[Fapcop]

Barb is all about conning the rubes to get money. She probably thinks this is going to lead to people thinking she's this distressed old widow and will lead to rubes giving them donations so she can buy more shit at goodwill

Quite possibly.

I’m neither in the “OMG! Poor Barb is at deaths doorstep!” nor the “Crafty ol’ Barb is wheeling and dealing again”-camp.

But given her past history, neither of the two can be excluded.

The scary reality is I bet Barb has another 10-15 years in her. This will be her life until she dies.

Don’t worry... I’m sure Chris will remember all the times that Barb cleaned out his soiled DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS and pants and washed them for him, and return the favor when she starts having “accidents”.


Lol, of course he won’t. We’re talking about a man who didn’t let his fathers moans of agony interrupt his YouTube video. On the off chance that he’ll hear her calling for help through the clutter, Chris will just turn up the volume of whatever he’s listening to.


Barb’s future: Lying in her own piss and shit, until the day that adult services finally decides to see why they’re getting all those phone calls about 14 Branchland Ct.

 

[drmccoy]

I've been watching a shitload of Hoarders on youtube. Barb checks all the boxes, including the manipulation, mental illness and a family that tries to do something but fails because they are insane.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Her body is here, but her mind is in CWCville. The tranny flag was a nice touch. Their house must be House of 1000 Corpses levels of horrific. I imagine the local kids tell each other urban legends about 14BC, and dare each other to touch the doorknob of the house.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I mean I’m pretty sure that there is worse to her life than Chris being a tard like how she burned bridges with most of her family and her previous children all hate her.

Actually she’s lucky Chris is a tard because otherwise he would have moved out twenty years ago and stopped talking to her, just like everyone else in her life. Chris’s codependency and puppy like loyalty thanks to the tism has ensured she has a lifetime companion, even if he is busy trying to merge into a cartoon dimension.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Actually she’s lucky Chris is a tard because otherwise he would have moved out twenty years ago and stopped talking to her, just like everyone else in her life. Chris’s codependency and puppy like loyalty thanks to the tism has ensured she has a lifetime companion, even if he is busy trying to merge into a cartoon dimension.

Pretty much and Chris is far easier for her to manipulate since he actually wanted to be independent but Barb kept suicide baiting him.

 

[biledriver]

Man... this is so bleak. I hate that I'm considering if she'll get eaten by insects or cats first. She's already had "butt flies" or holey buttocks or whatever the fuck they called it

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Her body is here, but her mind is in CWCville. The tranny flag was a nice touch. Their house must be House of 1000 Corpses levels of horrific. I imagine the local kids tell each other urban legends about 14BC, and dare each other to touch the doorknob of the house.

Those 1000 corpses are probably from their cats.