YT 8/3 - Shoe Colouring

Why the fuck would I want to see Chris coloring his shoes for a whole hour?

Here's a little hint, just for you:

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Chris blasting wet, black paint onto his shoes to cover up his colouring fuck up is a masterpiece in comedic timing.

First, it would take a good deadpan delivery to get the "clumsy waiter" routine done in a proper way.
Fact of the matter is that Chris lacks every technique to do some serious entertainment.
All he can do is utter some chirpy mutterings or vent something out in his falsetto voice when he screws up.
 
Well it’s good to see him doing something somewhat productive at least

That being said though, I’m sure there are better techniques to painting your shoes.
 
I tried to take a shot of whiskey everytime Chris made a rètarded voice, or noise. I am now dead of alcohol poisoning.
 
I don't know if this applies outside of the UK but on the Adidas homepage where you can make custom shoes you can choose a million different varieties of shoes that all look identical (if there's some difference I can't see it, I'm not shoe autistic) and you can customise them to have the same horrible electric blue and yellow colours Sonichu consists of. They also work out cheaper than what Chris did.
 
I don't know if this applies outside of the UK but on the Adidas homepage where you can make custom shoes you can choose a million different varieties of shoes that all look identical (if there's some difference I can't see it, I'm not shoe autistic) and you can customise them to have the same horrible electric blue and yellow colours Sonichu consists of. They also work out cheaper than what Chris did.

Chris would scoff at the idea that a shoe manufacturer could create a better finished product than one of his Hand Painted Originals.
 
It's genuinely mind boggling how Chris can do a such a horrible job on a relatively simple task.
Tulip makes fabric paint pens, which give you excellent control on things like stripes, “staying inside the lines”, etc. ... but this would severely cut down on the comedy. Black Spot Blast was fantastic. I love when he’s left to his own devices during Craft Hour, this was hilarious.
 
Tulip makes fabric paint pens, which give you excellent control on things like stripes, “staying inside the lines”, etc. ... but this would severely cut down on the comedy. Black Spot Blast was fantastic. I love when he’s left to his own devices during Craft Hour, this was hilarious.

You could also use masking tape if you insist on using spray cans.

Those colors are going to flake off eventually also.
 
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