Money YT 11/21 - Help, please - Update 11/22 - wants $10 or more, instead of a penny

[m0rnutz]

Is there any confirmation that Barb isn't employed at the moment? Photos used to show her looking like a whale, then the begging video showed her almost like a frail woman with dementia.

Obviously Chris isn't going to help pay off the loans.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I don't buy alcoholics a drink and I don't give toy addicted autists a single red C-quarter.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He could always put down the estrogen pills, go back to being regular old Chris, and write to Big Daddy Trump asking for a small loan of 1 million dollars.

 

[Cackman]

He could always put down the estrogen pills, go back to being regular old Chris, and write to Big Daddy Trump asking for a small loan of 1 million dollars.

Why bother with loans that you have to pay back? Trump's administration is going to give Chris over $50,000 via the tugboat. Double that if he gets re-elected.

 

[The Dude]

Is there any confirmation that Barb isn't employed at the moment? Photos used to show her looking like a whale, then the begging video showed her almost like a frail woman with dementia.

Obviously Chris isn't going to help pay off the loans.

Barb has health problems and is well past retirement age. She's got a decent income what with her retirement, Bob's pension, and mooching off Chris' TardBux. I'm betting she made Chris pay it with part of this month's check.

He could always put down the estrogen pills, go back to being regular old Chris, and write to Big Daddy Trump asking for a small loan of 1 million dollars.

Yeah, and he could act like an adult, sell off all his toys and other childish bullshit he owns, and get a job through one of those job placement agencies for tards and mongoloids. And monkeys could fly out of my ass and start playing death metal. Both are equally plausible scenarios.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It's not the mortgage company biting you in the ass, Chris, it's your years of wanton spending.

That's why you're paying off a house that was paid off decades ago.

 

[The Dude]

It's not the mortgage company biting you in the ass, Chris, it's your years of wanton spending.

That's why you're paying off a house that was paid off decades ago.

It's not just his irresponsible spending, it's also Barb's. She's been maxing out cards and blowing through a second mortgage to buy just as much worthless shit as Chris. Probably more than Chris, actually.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

You'd think getting a huge handout from DStecks would've gotten the gears turning in someone's head over at the Chandler household, I'm surprised Barb isn't nagging him to make due with the pages

How to make $150 in an afternoon:

Let the loyal fanbase know that once he reaches $150 in donations, he'll release a finished comic.

Draw a comic where Sonichu and Rosechu go to...the zoo. Or the movies. Whatever.

Rosechu gets kidnapped by Pmurt and Pence, with them disguised as mecha gorillas or something. Or the movie screen hypnotizes Sonichu to carry out Pmurt's will and Rosechu has to use Women's Rights to save him. Whatever. Sonichu fights robot gorillas/Rosechu fights a Transformer movie projector and wins. Our fecund heroes go home and make out. Or make out and then go home. Again, whatever.

That took about a minute to type. He could draw this and have it ready to upload in a few hours.

No need for Chris to scrounge or beg. His beautifully unique autistic brain is a (fool's) gold mine.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gMVaxFmeJE0
Ver archivo adjunto 155514

Backup link

So...Where are they gonna go if they don't pay the mortgage?
Oh sorry, i messed up, Where are they gonna go when they don't pay the mortgage?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It's not the mortgage company biting you in the ass, Chris, it's your years of wanton spending.

That's another great insight into his mind. That they're somehow being unreasonable on a regular, agreed upon billing cycle.

I wonder what Barb's reasoning to Chris was regarding the new Mortgage?

 

[Pikimon]

Thats what happens when you threaten the President-elect

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spoiler: Chris is really getting desperate, you guys!

Also, can you imagine sitting in the women's restroom, looking up, and seeing this view while you're trying to squat and relieve your bladder?
Chris trying to look over a stall and get a good peek.

 

[4Macie]

Chris had the golden goose. He was making 20-100 bucks for simple autographs and scribbles. He even did well when making medallions. He could have ridden that one for a year or so. Made a couple grand. And then moved on to something like comic pages or something similar.

But instead he decided to roast the goose and buy thousands of dollars worth of amiibo and Lego shit that literally no one wanted.

At least Chris is honest now. In the beginning it was the least amount of work for money. Then it was even less than that because Chris was saying people could "buy" his items and then tell him they didn't want an item (essentially donate but without a donate button). Now he's just upfront and is begging for money in which he does not have to do anything in return.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

No, Nein, Non, Ne, Nee, Nie, Nei, Nej, Nem, Nu.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris reminding me it's almost Thanksgiving makes me glad I won't be spending it at a McDonald's or a cat piss soaked hoarder's home from hell eating a Thanksgiving meal that would embarrass Charlie Brown.

If all else fails, maybe Chris could eat

Spoiler

A GIANT BAG OF 12 INCH NIGGO COCKS

for Thanksgiving.

 

[zap2theextreme]

How to make $150 in an afternoon:

Let the loyal fanbase know that once he reaches $150 in donations, he'll release a finished comic.

Draw a comic where Sonichu and Rosechu go to...the zoo. Or the movies. Whatever.

Rosechu gets kidnapped by Pmurt and Pence, with them disguised as mecha gorillas or something. Or the movie screen hypnotizes Sonichu to carry out Pmurt's will and Rosechu has to use Women's Rights to save him. Whatever. Sonichu fights robot gorillas/Rosechu fights a Transformer movie projector and wins. Our fecund heroes go home and make out. Or make out and then go home. Again, whatever.

That took about a minute to type. He could draw this and have it ready to upload in a few hours.

No need for Chris to scrounge or beg. His beautifully unique autistic brain is a (fool's) gold mine.

hrrrmmmm yeah dats good. I'll look inta dat but you know the trolls and stifling my creativity among which

*stress sigh*

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

hrrrmmmm yeah dats good. I'll look inta dat but you know the trolls and stifling my creativity among which

*stress sigh*

That's unfair, since it can be applied to everything in Chris' life except for vaginas and leggos.

 

[VortekPMD]

Get a job.

There, I helped.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

If by saying "The mortgage company is kicking us again" you mean that the mortgage company is asking for their agreed upon monthly payment for the loan they provided you.
Then yes, the mortgage company is indeed, kicking you.

 

[cans.wav]

If by saying "The mortgage company is kicking us again" you mean that the mortgage company is asking for their agreed upon monthly payment for the loan they provided you.
Then yes, the mortgage company is indeed, kicking you.

Imagine them getting kicked out, and the Mortgage company finding the new hoard.