YouTubers you hate that everyone else likes

Fuck it, I hate Alpharad. He's the most concentrated zoomer autist gameplayer that there could possibly be and I'm sick of seeing him whenever I decide to click on the Trending screen in YouTube.
I remember being subscribed to Alpharad when he did those Super Smash Bros 101 videos, it broke my heart back then when he started to turn into just another Nintendo YouTuber. The price to pay for Internet sucess, I guess...
 
This is more about a microgenre of videos than a specific Youtuber, but for the sake of following the thread's rules I'll just single out this guy:
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Basically, the MO of these types of channels is just adjacent your classic greentext readings: some wannabe e-VA fires up r/4chan or r/darkhumor or whatever the fuck and finds a screencap of something that plays into the image of 4Chan, iFunny, and other fringe-ish sites being INSANE and EDGY (but not too spicy to be barred from Youtube) and does a dramatic reading of it while adding nothing to what was only mildly amusing in the first place.

These kinds of channels usually title their videos things like "Least [X]-pilled 4channer" or "Anon gets in trouble" or "The tale of Randy the ret*rd wrangler" or whatever reddit-tier, lingo-laden garbage their fried, pulpy niggerbrains can conjure up. Again, they like playing into the idea of these mild screencaps and trollface edits they read being particularly "schizo" or otherwise outrageous. It's a form of performative "fake-edgy" that makes me certifiably MATI.



(This last one is from someone else but particularly insufferable because of the pitch-shifting the fat fag reading puts onto his voice combined with the worst audio mixing you've ever heard.)


Lazy, recycled content is neither here nor there. What really erks me is the aforementioned performative nature of these—the insufferable

"DUDE the internet is so WILD! There's BRONIES and SCHIZOs and TRANS RIGHTS and NAZIs, we've got everything here on the interwebs!!!!!!"

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It feels like LARPing as an oldfag 4chan user (which is not something anyone should want to be perceived as), and gives the cattle who watch them the thrill of being in proximity to the scary, "fringe" corners of the Internet. Some Youtubers like Chris Voiceman are in the periphery of this kind of thing, but at least have some observable talent to make up for it. These guys only have the novelty of referencing a website where you're allowed to say nigger.
 
Me too! I probably can put Markiplier in that list as well, but for sure I've watched more Markiplier than the other 2.
I've watched Markiplier more than Pewdiepie, but as for Pewdiepie, I don't share the whole, he's Swedish, loud, and plays Cod/Soulsbourne, and said nigger one time during a rage quit, so he's cool, interesting, polarising etc with a majority of JewTube viewers.
 
I've watched Markiplier more than Pewdiepie, but as for Pewdiepie, I don't share the whole, he's Swedish, loud, and plays Cod/Soulsbourne, and said nigger one time during a rage quit, so he's cool, interesting, polarising etc with a majority of JewTube viewers.
I like him now as someone to try to emulate over someone like Kai Cenat or Adin Ross
 
I think it's easier to say every anime youtuber sucks and then carve out exceptions.
They all are some combination of shills, have terrible taste, casual watchers, fake fans, or are pretentious.
The only one I like and watch is Kenny Lauderdale, who doesn't have any of those traits. Moreover he only covers classic stuff from before digipaint ruined everything on the production side, and perverts into high school girls ruined everything on the fan side.

I would kill for fully animated series of hot chicks with big tits and bigger hair riding cool motorcycles around post-apocalyptic Tokyo to a soundtrack of 80s J-Rock instead of "Magical Girl Hebephile episode 108: Furries Tokometsu!" in which half the actresses talk with their voices pitched high enough to cause dogs to howl down the street. But until that time I'm just going to have to rewatch the classics from the 70s-early 2000s.
 
Technology Connections is a smug faggot. His voice and face are annoying. He talks like he gets pegged by his girlfriend every night.

I still enjoy his stuff, but I’ve just been waiting for his Transition announcement. It’s not an if, but when.

On the topic of trannies; the Cantina. Dude was pigeonholed from the beginning, but his stuff had a charm to it. Just shallow “deep dives” and nostalgia trips into Oblivion, and a few other classic rpgs from the past. Think he trooned out last year and is now a Vtuber. It’s hilarious.

EDIT: HE TROONED OUT THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION. Amazing.
Alec (Technology Connections) just released (via Patreon) his transparency report on who he donates to; and as you might guess a lot of them are fag central charaties.

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Alec (Technology Connections) just released (via Patreon) his transparency report on who he donates to; and as you might guess a lot of them are fag central charaties.

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I thought he might be one of the old autists that can keep away from trooning out. Welp. When's the name change coming?
 
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This entire channel is what would happen if you made a pretentious mixture of “we live in a society”, doomfagging and content farming. It is proof that if you attach a British accent to the narrator, then people are more likely to see it all as educational.

It’s all a grift.
 
I already mentioned how much I despise this retard in the Sonic thread but I'll post it here as well:
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FUCK THIS GUY. At least spergs like Sammy made content that was actually about Sonic and were actually passionate about the games. All this faggot does is make surface-level left wing political commentary that's badly disguised as memes using awful Sonic impressions. Let me post a few examples:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tq0LS-MrVOIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=b2sDx0Y_I-kIgnoring the fact that this moron doesn't even understand the plot of SA2, where the fuck is the joke? It's literally a bunch of Sonic characters listing a bunch of retarded political opinions that he has.
Even his non-political memes fucking suck. All of them are essentially the same fucking joke, "Sonic characters say... le SEX" ad nauseam.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JgJ8ahGQl3sAnd to think this is what passes as Sonic content these days. Sammy was right. Our actions did have consequences, and we're living with them.
His bit on abortion was the video that put me off first but his newest upload might be his worst one. It's all just him talking to a straw man and making a disjointed argument without backing up his case in a clever or even an attempt at a humorous way.

I will admit that some of his older content isn't too bad. His BNA dub is perfect and points out most of the holes in that shitty series.
 
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Anime Man reviewed loli shit didn't he?
That could mean a lot of different things. Any show with a little girl in it could be "loli shit" if we go by the hood weeb definition. Do you hate because he reviewed a show or do you take issue with his opinions on the matter?
 
What really blows my mind is how shit the algorithm is, like actual dogshit. Most of the channels I'm subscribed to are either music theory related or about really specific genres of music, what videos do I get recommended? Post Malone, UFC highlights and that psychopath mr beast. This led me to furiously clicking "not interested" and "don't recommend channel" on most of the big names to the point where my homepage has been mostly static for months, filled with nothing but videos I've already seen multiple times.

Hard for me to point to one singular person, but I'll try

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If you've ever watched anything video game related, you've surely been recommended one of these "video game essayists" that make a living droning on and on about games we all know are good, putting on their most obnoxious I'm-auditioning-for-radio voice coupled with gay as fuck anecdotes and overly long videos talking about the importance of jagged rock placement in a Halo level and how you don't understand the true genius behind it.

dishonorable mention:
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Bright Sun Films is a Wikipedia regurgitator with a horrible inflection that grinds my gears to no end.
Bright suns one of a handful of urbex channels that does more than just film pov with a gopro on his head for all his videos, so I don't hate him, he's gone out of his way to actually try and develop his filmmaking. He made a whole documentary on that New Orleans six flags that got fucked by Katrina. Went into more depth than I've seen from others.
"Closed for Storm".
 
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