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nice screenshot/font. were you birthed by a jackal? how the hell can you keep your brain from exploding while looking at that mess? props if you switch to that font so you can big brain tards like me on message boards. if you don't do it on purpose then idk. alright toodles.
To be fair, that has been a default font on a few Samsung and (IIRC) HTC phones over the years.
 
This little review of one of Kirby: Right Back at Ya's episodes.
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In that episode there's a monster that divides people into one male and one female versions of them (You can already see where this is going, right?)
Escargoon then comments on that by saying "I guess everyone has a male and female side to their personality". The reviewer gets mad and complains about this because "NON-BINARY AND TRANS PEOPLE EXISTS!" and talks about identity politics and gender identities for two minutes.
She also has Trump Derangement Syndrome (of course she does) and she keeps comparing King Dedede to Donald Trump because Dedede is rich, dumb and evil.
Oh, also she apparently came out as Agender recently. Which means... absolutely nothing.
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This little review of one of Kirby: Right Back at Ya's episodes.
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In that episode there's a monster that divides people into one male and one female versions of them (You can already see where this is going, right?)
Escargoon then comments on that by saying "I guess everyone has a male and female side to their personality". The reviewer gets mad and complains about this because "NON-BINARY AND TRANS PEOPLE EXISTS!" and talks about identity politics and gender identities for two minutes.
She also has Trump Derangement Syndrome (of course she does) and she keeps comparing King Dedede to Donald Trump because Dedede is rich, dumb and evil.
Oh, also she apparently came out as Agender recently. Which means... absolutely nothing.
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The thumbnail reminds of doodle diapers .
 
A few months ago, I randomly found this song on YouTube, called "Woman Ive [sic] Been Looking For You" by TubuTrue. It has 15,000 views but I'm pretty sure it was viewbotted as the uploader only has 20 subscribers, the video has only 12 likes, and 60 comments (all 60 are from the uploader, and 58 are blank).


The song is very repetitive and has terrible lyrics like "'Cause this is TubuTrue in my Subaru / We can do anything that you wanna do / This is TubuTrue in my Subaru / Woman I've been looking for you" and "I wanna put you in a Subaru / I wanna give you my name (shh) / I wanna surprise you / (mumbling) / I can bring you to places you've never been / Open your heart too I wanna win(?) / Go to the restaurant, get something in(?) / Explore, exotic, sun and the sand / (a lot more mumbling)". The song itself isn't very pleasing to listen to either. The instrumental is a two second loop for almost the entire song. TubuTrue's singing is mediocre at best, and it reaches its worst at 3:20 and lasts about 25 seconds, where he sings off-key over a poorly-played guitar.

The video is pretty hilariously bad too. In a couple of scenes, TubuTrue holds a guitar but doesn't even pretend to play it. It's also littered with stock footage, mostly about cars.

The weirdness doesn't stop there. For some reason, he uploaded the song again another 6 times. Four of these are completely identical to the original, with two bring an instrumental and acapella. The most popular of these reuploads has only 49 views, further cementing my theory of view bots.

 
This guy's kind of an autist, but makes decent commentary on various old franchises or shows, with some decent editing most of the time. But he seems to increasingly be becoming an "I fucking love science!!!!" type. At around 36;56, near the end of his commentary on Discovery channel's fake documentary on Mermaids he goes immediately into a tangent about how the same people who believe that aquatic apes exist or mermaids are the same people who believe that the covid vaccines might be damaging. Then he tries to make an epic burn on anyone who disagrees with that statement. I wonder if he's slowly going to go down the quinton route of shoving random political bullshit into his videos, as this kind of random tangent heavily reminds me of the tirade in the middle of his thinnining 2 video where he just screams "I Fuckin hate trump" and then rees about him for a bit, and then went on his further downward spiral to where we're at today. He has enough free time to have watched the entirety of scooby and scrappy doo within an assumedly short window of time, and exhibits a ton of consoomerish behavior, mostly focused on mid-late 90s, early 2000s memorabilia like toys. If you go back early enough he was a sonic fag for most of his early content before transitioning to general nostalgiabait. This guy seemed generally a lot more level headed than most youtubers with his similar interests, but I have to wonder if he bought into the lockdown and stayed indoors most of the last year, and has gone slowly more mental. He wouldn't be the first.
 
Debated posting about this guy for sometime but recent developments are too much for even me. Warning, he's from Birmingham, UK, which was rated the worst accent in the UK, even worse than not talking at all. Also sorry not sorry for the abysmal formatting.

For over 10 years I've been following the antics of one "Jono1170" who many will remember as the sperg from the classic video "MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!"
The original "GuitarJono1170" channel is gone, but here is a mirror.

On it's own it's a great video. It even got a remix by a young DJPlaceBoing, with the drum beat comprised of wall punches. But the upset man behind the wall punches is, truly, an exceptional individual even without the video game rage. He's created quite a few channels, my favourite of which is "SmokingInTheFags", home of the hit series "Smoking in the Shed". Sometimes he smokes in a garage, and other times a garden, and rarely a kitchen. It's an idea that runs and runs, an endless well of content. Sadly a lot of the videos are gone and the channel is mostly inactive.

He also fancies himself as a musician. While TheJono1170 houses a few musical gems, he created a short lived channel called "B1azinDragonz" which has one of my all time favourite songs "That's My Name (Don't Wear It Out)" I've listened to this song countless times in the past 10 years, it always cracks me up. Absolute banger.

The best content was when a troll called "MDSofDeath" cosied up to Jono and took advantage of him for views, which resulted in jono getting blackout drunk at his house and throwing up all over the place. Sadly, no record exists because the YT account was banned about 10 years ago. (Heres the gayest video ever recapping some of the drama. Warning: text slideshow set to bodies)

Since then he's mostly just posted constant cringe and oversharing on his main channel. He tried to start some drama with memeulous after he made a video on SmokingInTheFags in an attempt to become more relevant since he has no following anymore, but other than that video I don't believe he ever responded to Jono's continuous callouts. But in the last few months he's become significantly more deranged and autistic.


And ladies, for your eyes only, he started an only fans
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"Jono X Dragon" (Yes, seriously. I believe his original surname was Donaldson)
DOB: 24/08/90 (britbong format)
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Onlyfans (not even my autistic curiosity will let me pay for this).
 
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I really hate the word "cringe culture"... Or "__ culture" in general. The video isn't even really about cringe culture, it's just a lesson of "be yourself!" and Mark talking about how he likes Sonic.
 

Generic internet history video but surprising to see someone directly cite the farms this much. Most youtubers just dig through threads for screenshots and pretend kiwifarms doesnt exist to avoid backlash.
 

A full 50 minute video has finally been made on Satirical Youtube/Twitter Drama Reporter named Def Noodles. This video goes over all the slanderous claims made by him. Such as twisting the stories of David Dobrik, Pyrocynical, John Swan vs Dream, Keemstar, AugieRFC, and more. Also sub to Doktor Skipper :)
 

[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hQow-Pec0EI
[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)
Isn't this the Pokemon Go kid that got mad at Keemstar and Leafy?

Also please dear god someone tell me he's just memeing and isn't a furry...
 
In the least, he hasn't spent thousands of dollars on a travesty that is an actual fursuit, probably just bought that at the local supermarket. Betting on joke.
I really hope so. He said he's 13?
Prime target to get groomed. Seen too much from Animal Control though I guess
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hQow-Pec0EI
[Verse 1]
I wanna join this community
Not miss out on the opportunity
To be a part of this fandom
They all just seem so handsome

Time to write down everything I need
I'd be so proud to be in this community
I need a fursuit, fursona
Everything is ready, now let’s go!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm only 13 and I know what I want
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries
Show them what I'm all about
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Verse 2]
And if you try to bring us down, (Furries are stupid!)
“You're wrong!” We say, and continue our way
You won't make me not stay around, (That's a joke, right?!)
'cause I know I want to be a part of this community

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry. (Furry)
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It’s never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

[Bridge]
UwU OwO, it’s never too early to become a furry
UwU OwO, it's never too early to become a furry!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I’m only 13 and I already know
I wanna be a...

[Chorus]
I wanna be a furry
I wanna be in my fursuit all night
I wanna be a furry-furry-fur-fur
I wanna be a furry, a furry
Talk with other furries. (Talk with other furries)
Show them what I'm all about. (What I'm all about)
It's never too early to become a furry!

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry

Wanna be, wanna be a furry, wanna be, wanna be a furry
Wanna be, wanna be a furry
(To become a furry)

Considering what this kid is known for I'd say its a troll song like the "I'm vegan death to all meat eaters song".
 
Metalfags, meet rock god Hungry Covers. He mostly covers mid 2000's nu-metal and seems to be quite the autismo. My first thought was that this guy has some raw talent that could be suited to screamo, emo, post-hardcore type music. Not my thing but there's an ass for every seat, right? All he needs is a good vocal coach to teach him technique and how to control his goddamn voi- oh...
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So that's why he disabled the comments.





If you don't feel like listening to autistic yelling, then watch this last one instead. It's mostly overly emotional and sometimes off key singing.
 
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