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[LesbianSleepoverParty]

Congratulations on being the most autistic person on a forum full of autists. How does it feel to be scammed into paying 10x what you should for an item by Chris Chan?

You say this as someone here just paid $150 for a Game Boy.. the prices on the comics were cheaper than really anything else he's sold

 

[The Wrath]

Just die already Barb.

 

[DaBigStraw]

I think it's worth a ten spot to get a peek at Snorlax in her natural habitat.

You say this as someone here just paid $150 for a Game Boy.. the prices on the comics were cheaper than really anything else he's sold

Both of these. People have spent absurd amounts of money on completely idiotic shit from Chris (like that goddamned Sonic Totem.) 10, 20, 30 bucks ain't shit compared to that.

Secondly, it got content out of him. We got to see more of how much of a total zombie Barb has become, more of the house in its current state, and got to see what kind of shit Chris will do to keep up appearances.

Considering my actions triggered this, I'd say I got my moneys worth.

 

[WellManicuredMan]

When you think about it, it's kinda cute that Chris has a dusty old actually living Troll Doll in his house.

 

[Muscle Bra]

People have spent absurd amounts of money on completely idiotic shit from Chris (like that goddamned Sonic Totem.)

Please don't diss the Sonic Totem. I fucking love that unholy abomination.

 

[nvrwastetree]

9,000 hours in MS Paint.

You forget the "Honest Content" parental advisory

 

[DaBigStraw]

Please don't diss the Sonic Totem. I fucking love that unholy abomination.

Haha, I speak of it only on the grounds of how absolutely absurd it was that it commanded such a price considering what it physically is.

I think I feel about the same way as you might on it, based on your reaction.

 

[bigshot]

Of all of Chris's possessions (with the possible exception of the original art for the comic books) the totem is the only thing of value. I think it's more important than the comics in fact, because an argument can be made for it being true art and not just stupid Chris crap. The Mona Lisa is just some paint and canvas. The idea and the impact the art has on society is what makes it valuable, not the materials.

 

[DaBigStraw]

Of all of Chris's possessions (with the possible exception of the original art for the comic books) the totem is the only thing of value. I think it's more important than the comics in fact, because an argument can be made for it being true art and not just stupid Chris crap. The Mona Lisa is just some paint and canvas. The idea and the impact the art has on society is what makes it valuable, not the materials.

Can't disagree. For what we're going with regarding Chris alone, it's a major item.

Never wanted to imply the comics were important - only to make a comparison on the amount of money spent, which could have gone to basically anything else.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Chris has so many toys he is now putting them anywhere he can. Toys on the fucking fridge.

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Wonder how much NAVY is in there?

 

[Mogambo]

Well, I see Barb is looking more and more like a Skeksis every day...

I guess it's only fair since Chris is kind of just a less whimsical Muppet himself.

 

[Duck and Turn]

At least her handwriting is still fine. I thought her motor skills would be too fucked to do a decent job.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You say this as someone here just paid $150 for a Game Boy.. the prices on the comics were cheaper than really anything else he's sold

Anyone paying a premium for any item because it was owned by Chris is a top-level autistic who deserves to be shamed

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

its probably been mentioned before but god damn chris do something about that hoard.
barb already fell over it once.

i mean he has a license, and a car, it'd be real easy to just pick that shit up, put it in the car in a few loads and toss it on the garbage heap.

 

[Blarmination]

At least her handwriting is still fine. I thought her motor skills would be too fucked to do a decent job.

I’ve never really seen Chris’ handwriting either and it’s far more legible than I would have expected given the quality of the comics.

 

[Marvin]

Would Barb have ever put up with these kinds of shenanigans in the past? Certifying that Chris's certificate is certified? Allowing herself to be photographed signing her signature? Posting that on the internet? I'm thinking Barb has checked out mentally and now she is just Chris's puppet. I don't think she can even make an X on a sheet of paper any more without an example to copy. Chris is probably is authorized to sign for her now. So he puts their signature on a cert and he is forced to prove it's real. No problem! Barb will do anything he says like a puppy dog. Hand her a pen with no ink in it. She'll pretend to write and not even notice her name is already on the paper. This video is a goddamn horror show.

I think it's worth a ten spot to get a peek at Snorlax in her natural habitat.

Chris should bust out a crowbar and break into Barb's filing cabinet to get the autism papers to sell on ebay. She's too whacked out too care nowadays.

Some autist will pay $2500 for them, scan them lovingly and upload them for everyone, and then promptly masturbate all over them.

its probably been mentioned before but god damn chris do something about that hoard.
barb already fell over it once.

i mean he has a license, and a car, it'd be real easy to just pick that shit up, put it in the car in a few loads and toss it on the garbage heap.

I don't think Chris would ever dream of risking a suicide-threat crisis from Barb by touching her barbage.

 

[bigshot]

Anyone paying a premium for any item because it was owned by Chris is a top-level autistic who deserves to be shamed

But the comics were owned by Cole, not Chris. And Cole is not a top-level anything.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Goddamn Chris, wash your sheets. They're filthy. A True and Honest lady would never entertain with sheets so dirty.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't know what's creepier---Chris calling Barb "mommy" in a babytalk-voice, or calling her "dear."

 

[Count Olaf]

"REMEMBER ME CHRISSY!?!? When I killed your Sonichu I sounded JUST. . .LIKE. . .THIIIIIIIIS!"