You're Best Roasts and Comebacks

[Vex Overmind]

Thread says it all. Name one time where you've gotten someone in a situation.

 

[Ntwadumela]

It's this one
It's "Your" not "you're" dumbass.
Go back to school.

 

[Vex Overmind]

It's this one
It's "Your" not "you're" dumbass.
Go back to school.

Oops.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Oops.

You pooped your pants too. Here is the proof:

 

[HY 140]

are you sure those aren't your own?

 

[Y2K Baby]

are you sure those aren't your own?

Yes, the mods deleted the proof that I don't poopoo but it's still infallible.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Yes, the mods deleted the proof that I don't poopoo but it's still infallible.

Doxed
You're Kim Jong Un

 

[Y2K Baby]

Doxed
You're Kim Jong Un
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDX1qaTgJcc

It's true. I'm a byronic hero with a heart of gold.

 

[Pina Colada]

Back in high school, some classmates and I were discussing a possible weekend trip to southern New Jersey after our seinor prom. One of them mentioned Cape May, and a few weird attractions in between. When they were getting a bit carried away, I told him, "you're Wildwood."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Walking through a city centre in England, I walked past a group of guys who were obviously giving it the big one at various girls going by. One of them called me a whore - in Croatian. I told him to fuck off - in Croatian. His mates absolutely fell about laughing at him, much to his extreme embarrassment.

Lesson: don't assume no-one understands your (not you're!) language.

 

[oldTireWater]

giving it the big one

No one understands you are language.

 

[Carlos Thin]

My ex-girlfriend's best friend accused me of dating a 12 year old once; quick as a flash I said 'She's got bigger tits than you.'