You're alone in the woods.

[DankSmoker]

Is that cool or what? What provisions do you bring?

 

[draggs]

I'm alone in the woods all the time. I guess I'm not just doing a regular hike, so I'm bringing a water purifier, a big jug, pack of lighters, smoking with cigarettes, a bunch of pemmican or some kind of real jerky not the shit you can buy at the gas station, weed, weed pipe, hatchet, big ass knife, flare gun, handgun, rifle, compass, and a map. I am ready for the glowniggers to come at me

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm alone in the woods all the time. I guess I'm not just doing a regular hike, so I'm bringing a water purifier, a big jug, pack of lighters, smoking with cigarettes, a bunch of pemmican or some kind of real jerky not the shit you can buy at the gas station, weed, weed pipe, hatchet, big ass knife, flare gun, handgun, rifle, compass, and a map. I am ready for the glowniggers to come at me

You gotta calm down on that weed smoking, it attracts women and bears.

 

[draggs]

You gotta calm down on that weed smoking, it attracts women and bears.

That's what the handgun and rifle are for respectively

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

beanie weenies

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Plenty of water, a pan, a bedroll, a space blanket, a firestarter, rope, emergency jerky, small first aid kit, axe, knife, my trusty revolver and of course the most important thing...marshmallows. nothing quite like sitting around a campfire you built on a nice autumn night.

 

[DankSmoker]

No mention of extra socks yet, you guys aren't survivalists at all!

 

[Moths]

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around
And your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia LaBeouf

 

[parsnip]

No mention of extra socks yet, you guys aren't survivalists at all!

If you wear real wool socks on a hike you won't get blisters.
Without pulling everything out of my bag: canteen, water filter, first aid kit, compass, bug spray, sunscreen, wipes, duct tape, rope, a tarp, fishing accoutrements, 3 knives, 2 foraging books, tinfoil, lighter and matches, small spade, garbage bags, second layer of clothes, wool hat, EXTRA SOCKS, deck of cards, notebook and pens, food, peanuts and bird seed, and of course, marshmallows.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

condoms to protect myself from STI while I molest the bear.