Your weapons of mass destruction - #holyweapon

[Elf Supremacist]

Crona

OP, isn't this just the floating tank version of the big metal baddie in The Incredibles? Is your hair a large orange swirl too?

 

[James Howlett]

It's stated in OP, not that hard to infer read, some creative fun and writing. Should've known that all I'd get in this site is degenerates like you.

Ah whatever, I should remember where I am posting.

I read the OP, all it said was "HURRR DUR, SAY MY WALMART-TEIR SCP IS COOL, DUUURRRRR. IM SUPER CREATIVE AND NOT A FAGGOT HUUUUUURRRRR."

 

[Jewthulhu]

It's stated in OP, not that hard to infer read, some creative fun and writing.

No offense, but the problem is if you try to get fancier than just a bigger/cleaner bomb you end up with something overengineered to the point of being unbelievable.

 

[Brap God]

Details
Name: Fella
Range: egg
Variant (precise, semi-precise, non-precise): precise
Model: Funny
Submodel: Little

Visual representation model

Superficial anatomy
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Internal anatomy
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Method of attack
Appears outta nowhere and puts a smile on your face with its friendly demeanor.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

No offense, but the problem is if you try to get fancier than just a bigger/cleaner bomb you end up with something overengineered to the point of being unbelievable.

The fact that we've left the times of autists in bunkers/universities/secret military installations being given a blank check to design something that'll inflict .000001% more casualties to the enemy behind us is the greatest of tragedies

 

[Jewthulhu]

The fact that we've left the times of autists in bunkers/universities/secret military installations being given a blank check to design something that'll inflict .000001% more casualties to the enemy behind us is the greatest of tragedies

I'm not sure how we could top the peak of Teller's 10 gigaton nuke design, short of drawing up an actual doomsday machine.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I'm not sure how we could top the peak of Teller's 10 gigaton nuke design, short of drawing up an actual doomsday machine.

If detonated at an altitude of 28 miles (45 km) the Sundial device could ignite fires across an area the size of France.

This weapon is now more necessary than ever before

 

[jeff7989]

Name: Nigel's Wrath

 

[We Are The Witches]

@Toji Suzuhara
Dude, you're a supercoomerfan of Evangelion's girls, this thread is up your alley!

 

[YachieKicchou]

Our father taught us not to be ashamed of our weapons.
Especially since they're so big and all.

 

[James Howlett]

@Toji Suzuhara
Dude, you're a supercoomerfan of Evangelion's girls, this thread is up your alley!

Seriously though, did you read the OP outloud to yourself and think "Yeah, that's cool..."?

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Let me know what you guys think. If you like it, I can write more

Details
Name: We the Witches
Odour Range: 6 ft
Variant (gay, semi-gay, furry): furry
Model: 300 lb
Submodel: Male pattern baldness

Visual representation model
NSFW
Superficial anatomy
Its primary form takes the shape of a sphere of >2m diameter, protected by highly noxious gas (referred to as "wizard’s essence"). Subject’s skin has layering of fungus and mold that protects from physical attacks, although not usually needed. In addition to this external exoskeleton, the fungus and mold can also act as a natural camouflage depending on the environment.

We the Witches has 6 appendages (optimistically called "body parts"), named as follows (clockwise from top): Noggin, Cock Stroker, Leg (vestigial), Leg (vestigial), Mouse Holder. The vestigial appendages although no longer used for their primary function nethertheless contain large reserves of long-chain hydrocarbon energy stores. The left vestigial leg has suffered some damage and it currently missing a foot, lost during a recent battle with a mysterious foe known only as “beetus”. Battle reports indicate no known tactics are effective against this monster. In addition, a small blaster cannon is located at the apex between the two leg appendages. However, recent attempts from headquarters to locate it have been unsuccessful.

Internal anatomy
The primary material located on the inside is known only as 肥肉. This mysterious material provides the creature with vast energy reserves as well as protect from crush and slash attacks. The extreme thickness of this material prevents all but the longest of stab-type weapons from reaching the inner organs. Unfortunately for the wielders of those weapons, the length of their weapons was not sufficient to keep them out of the odour zone, and they perished immediately.

The creature is known to have an enlarged heart and stomach. The creature has remarkable capcity for regenerating its organs. A previous attempt to reduce to stomach capacity has failed, with the creature stretching and distending its reduced gut back to the original capacity.

The creature has a photographic memory and can recall all Rick and Morty episodes with ease.

Method of attack
It just smells really bad.

If needed, lifting a roll of fat to expose a moist flap can provide a temporary boost to odour output.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Seriously though, did you read the OP outloud to yourself and think "Yeah, that's cool..."?

It is cool.

 

[Otterly]

A truth ray. Or bomb. Or field.
Makes people in power compulsively tell the truth and confess their misdeeds.
The whole thing is televised, and the public are left to react as they will.