Your personal nightmare pizza

[Fireman Sam]

Swedish banana curry pizza
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[Slav Power]

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Swedish banana curry pizza
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Don't forget about the kebab meat.
Though tbh I'd like to try that curry and kebab abomination

 

[Fireman Sam]

Don't forget about the kebab meat.
Though tbh I'd like to try that curry and kebab abomination

In Denmark they have the one with the kebab meat, usually it is simple, storebought frozen kebab meat made of beef or chicken. It can be alright for a cheap, shitty takeaway on Saturday after drinking but it's not for me.

 

[jje100010001]

I ate a lot of crappy heatlamp pizza in school, so it would definitely be something like that.

As for the qualities:

- Really tough and chewy crust that can cut your mouth,with too much flour.
- Green peppers & onions that are undercooked.
- Meat that's all dried up.
- Cheese that's already congealed and chunky (no longer stretchy).
- Cheap Tomato Sauce that's too acidic.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

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Swedish banana curry pizza
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That is actually really good, there's chicken and ham in there(sometimes shrimp as well) and it makes it sweet and savory at the same time. Plus, normal meatballistan pizza is dirt cheap so there's no money wasted trying something weird. Two pizzas of that size costs roughly the same as the large Burger King meal.

One of these usually costs 20 euros which is the equivalent to "three of the cheapest beers on tap when going to a pub anywhere in the country".